potions_master in nocturne_alley @ 2003-11-16 00:32:00

ATTN: GRANGER
GRANGER, REPORT TO MY OFFICE IMMEDIATELY

YOU STUPID, STUPID STUPID GIRL, YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS, YOU WILL PAY

GRYFFINDOR IS NOW DEPRIVED OF EVERY SINGLE POINT IT HAS

Comments:

lupercus @ 2003-11-15 09:32 pm UTC

Good God, Severus - what on earth is the matter?

Are you all right?

potions_master @ 2003-11-15 09:35 pm UTC

Am I what? Am I what?

NO. NO I AM NOT ALL RIGHT. GET AWAY FROM ME, LUPIN. I WILL NOT SPEAK TO YOU RIGHT NOW.

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lupercus @ 2003-11-15 09:38 pm UTC

Right, now you're scaring me. What's happened?

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potions_master @ 2003-11-15 09:45 pm UTC

Go away Lupin go away.

I will not see you.

I am very calm.

I am waiting calmly for Miss Granger.

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lupercus @ 2003-11-15 09:46 pm UTC



as you wish

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missgranger @ 2003-11-15 09:44 pm UTC

Please, sir, this was not intentional. I'll gladly serve detention however long you see fit, but I beg of you, please don't deprive Gryffindor all its points for my mistake.

I'm on my way now.


blushcrush @ 2003-11-15 09:45 pm UTC

Hermione!! What's going on? Where are you?

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missgranger @ 2003-11-15 09:46 pm UTC

Er, Ginny, can I talk to you about all this later? I'll see you in the common room!

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blushcrush @ 2003-11-15 09:49 pm UTC

Wait for me! I'll walk there with you. You don't have to be alone all the time you know!

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jadedsirius @ 2003-11-15 09:51 pm UTC

Ginny, stop her if you can. I'll go out as well.

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blushcrush @ 2003-11-15 09:53 pm UTC

All right, Professor! Evan and I are going to go see if she's coming from the library!

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wheresmytoad @ 2003-11-15 10:12 pm UTC

I did see her in the library earlier tonight, but she wasn't there when I left. Don't know where she is now.

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blushcrush @ 2003-11-15 10:11 pm UTC

We're in the library now, Professor, and she's not here, but Evan's running up to check the Muggle Studies classroom now.

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jadedsirius @ 2003-11-15 10:14 pm UTC

Thanks for checking in, Ginny. Keep looking, if you can.

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lupercus @ 2003-11-15 10:30 pm UTC

You're an Animagus. Sniff her out, Padfoot.

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scotchtartan @ 2003-11-16 01:58 am UTC

Weasley, take five points to Gryffindor for thinking on your feet.

Professor M. McGonagall

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scotchtartan @ 2003-11-16 01:59 am UTC

Tell Landgreen to take five as well.

Professor M. McGonagall

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potions_master @ 2003-11-15 09:47 pm UTC

I am waiting.

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jadedsirius @ 2003-11-15 09:50 pm UTC

Hermione, do not go to Professor Snape's office. He's not in any mood to deal reasonably with you. If we must, we'll go to Dumbledore about this and worry about point loss later. But do not go to his office now.

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potions_master @ 2003-11-15 09:53 pm UTC

What?

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jadedsirius @ 2003-11-15 09:55 pm UTC

I believe I was speaking to Hermione, you lunatic. What what?

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potions_master @ 2003-11-15 10:01 pm UTC

Lunatic? How dare you? HOW DARE YOU?

WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING, YOU SON OF A BITCH?

YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT WHAT IS GOING ON AND I WILL THANK YOU TO KEEP YOUR FAT MOUTH SHUT.

GRANGER, REPORT TO MY OFFICE IMMEDIATELY. YOU ARE TO IGNORE PROFESSOR BLACK'S ORDERS.

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jadedsirius @ 2003-11-15 10:07 pm UTC

Well, you are certainly right that my mother was a bitch, at any rate.

You're also right that it's no good implying anything around here. Best just to come right out and say it: I think you are a danger to Hermione Granger's safety just at this moment, and no matter what you think she did to you with her botched potion, I will not allow you to see her without at least two other professors present.

You have no idea how happy it makes me, that I can thwart you and protect my students at the same time. Two duties-cum-pleasures at one go.

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potions_master @ 2003-11-15 10:14 pm UTC

Black.

You are scum. You are worse than scum. You are hypocritical, treacherous, you think with the contents of your trousers, I would never trust you around anyone I cared for, and you are a piss-poor excuse for a dog, let alone a human being.

Fine. Accompany Miss Granger. She is safer in my company than she is in yours. Do try to keep your hands out of her skirts on the way down.

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lupercus @ 2003-11-15 10:20 pm UTC

That is ENOUGH out of you. Any more remarks like that and I WILL come down there and curse you myself. Don't say another fucking word, Severus. You'll only get the one warning.

Don't think I won't.

Sirius, get down there and head Hermione off. I'm getting Dumbledore.

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potions_master @ 2003-11-15 10:23 pm UTC

Get down here as fast as you like, werewolf, and I will SHOW you what that idiot child has done and YOU WILL KNOW THE TRUTH JUST AS I DO and then we will see who wants to curse whom and who is faster with a wand and I guarantee you it. Is. Not. YOU.

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lupercus @ 2003-11-15 10:28 pm UTC

Fine.

Just remember who has the higher tolerance for pain, you idiot.

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potions_master @ 2003-11-15 10:29 pm UTC

Get down here. You will see. You will know then.

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jadedsirius @ 2003-11-15 10:29 pm UTC

Remus, let me know if you need me--if we find Hermione, we'll just stay put until we hear from you.

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lupercus @ 2003-11-15 10:33 pm UTC

I will. Get the Map from Harry and keep an eye on us from a safe distance.

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jadedsirius @ 2003-11-15 10:40 pm UTC

I'm on my way to Gryffindor Tower, then off to trace the path to the dungeons. Hermione can find me somewhere along there.

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lupercus @ 2003-11-15 10:43 pm UTC

All right.

I'm going in.

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jadedsirius @ 2003-11-15 10:28 pm UTC

Is there anyone you care for? I thought there might be for a while, but I'm not so sure now. And you are a fine one to call me untrustworthy and hypocritical. Yes, I believe I'll go rethink my entire lifestyle, since you in your guise of righteous role model disapprove so strongly of me.

Points to Slytherin for keeping on-topic, Snape. Now can we get back to the matter at hand?

I'll accompany Miss Granger to your offices as soon as I enlist the aid of another adult to keep you in check.

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lupercus @ 2003-11-15 10:32 pm UTC

Sirius, don't bring her down. Find her and keep her with you. Don't let anyone into the dungeons.

Let me deal with him first.

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jadedsirius @ 2003-11-15 10:33 pm UTC

Fine. If she gets to you before we can find her, send her back my way.

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lupercus @ 2003-11-15 10:34 pm UTC

Where are you?

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missgranger @ 2003-11-15 10:07 pm UTC

I don't know what to do, Professor. I don't want to disobey either of you.

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jadedsirius @ 2003-11-15 10:16 pm UTC

Hermione, listen. Forget about the points. We'll sort that out later. The fact is that Professor Snape does not have a good record for dealing with his students temperately when he's in a snit. We will get this sorted out, but for now, do not go to his offices unless you are accompanied by two adults at least.

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missgranger @ 2003-11-15 11:23 pm UTC

Yes, Professor, I've witnessed that first-hand, a few years ago - remember? I'm staying where I am, so you'll no doubt find me very soon.

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