| ritaskeeter in nocturne_alley @ 2004-04-24 05:26:00 |
| Current mood: |  chipper |
You'll be pleased to know that I have the hot scoop on the best-selling author of the wizarding world.
Comments:
| potterstinks @ 2004-04-24 07:43 am UTC |
Hera Preglosiortonbrag is a fraud. Don't you think you ought to have included that?
| blondenarcissa @ 2004-04-24 08:23 am UTC |
And I agree with you wholeheartedly, darling! I shall be travelling today on business. Are you in need of anything while I am out, dear?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-04-24 08:25 am UTC |
I, of course, never need anything, but Millicent needs a copy of The Duke and I.
(parent)| blondenarcissa @ 2004-04-24 08:32 am UTC |
I shall pick that up for her, then, as well as a surprise or two for my charming son. I am aware that you're having a Hogsmeade weekend; if you go, please be careful. I would loathe to learn of my pride and joy having a bit of an accident once more.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-04-24 08:34 am UTC |
Oh, I don't know if I'll go. There's not much to do, really, is there? It's always filled with all sorts of riff-raff, as well.
(parent)| blondenarcissa @ 2004-04-24 08:36 am UTC |
You needn't rub elbows with the riff-raff, dearest. Perhaps you could spend the afternoon training the house-elf your father sent to school with you?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-04-24 08:40 am UTC |
I've forgot its name and now it's not listening to me. Why are elves so fickle?
(parent)| blondenarcissa @ 2004-04-24 08:41 am UTC |
Perhaps it doesn't understand a command that is not punctuated with the tapping of your father's cane on the floor?
I suspect they are fickle because they, like certain other magical creatures, can be.
| potterstinks @ 2004-04-24 08:45 am UTC |
Perhaps I ought to think about carrying a cane as well. They are quite stylish.
(parent)| blondenarcissa @ 2004-04-24 08:51 am UTC |
Yes, quite. I think you would look ever so dashing carrying one, dear.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-04-24 08:55 am UTC |
I generally do look dashing, Mother. It's the way I carry myself.
(parent)| ritaskeeter @ 2004-04-24 08:29 am UTC |
'Hera [Peligroso] is a fraud,' claims Draco Malfoy, a seventh year student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
I decide who is and isn't a fraud, little man.
--Rita Skeeter.
| blondenarcissa @ 2004-04-24 08:35 am UTC |
Draco is an exemplary judge of character, just like his mother. Do not address my son again in such a condescending manner.
Narcissa Peltier Malfoy
| ritaskeeter @ 2004-04-24 08:37 am UTC |
'Draco is an exemplary judge of character,' says Narcissa Malfoy, mother of one.
Do give examples, Mrs Malfoy. I'm listening.
--Rita Skeeter.
| blondenarcissa @ 2004-04-24 08:40 am UTC |
I do not have time to compose a list for you, Ms Skeeter, for my scroll of parchment listing such examples would surely be much too long for any owl to carry off to you.
Narcissa Peltier Malfoy
| sinistra @ 2004-04-24 08:38 am UTC |
Yes it is. Why would you do the crossword for a paper you work on anyway? Don't you already have the answers? Or don't they give them to you? I thought they gave them to all the good reporters.
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