knight_to_h3 @ 2002-07-04 04:35 pm UTC

HERMIONE'S STRAIGHT HAIR DIDN'T GIVE ME A- A- ONE OF THOSE, EVEN IF SHE DID LOOK VERY PRETTY AND- WHAT DO YOU KNOW ANY WAY, RHINO GIRL!?

darque_pansy @ 2002-07-04 04:41 pm UTC my my my...so defensive, weasel.

So defensive...we all know what _your_ kung-fu grip was doing later that night. or maybe Hermione uses her prefect skills for something more...seductive. I mean, you really can't beat having the priviledge of walking around wherever you want at all hours of the night.

But she's such a good girl...she'd never EVER do that.

Right.

knight_to_h3 @ 2002-07-04 04:53 pm UTC Re: my my my...so defensive, weasel.

Hermione, unlike some people, wouldn't even consider abusing her priviledges. She doesn't go round stalking Harry like your Blond Boogie Git does.

darque_pansy @ 2002-07-04 05:02 pm UTC Re: my my my...so defensive, weasel.

Draco keeps an eye on Pratter because he's bloody everywhere. You cannot escape the Boy Who Should Have Died. As for Hermione, it's chivalrous for you to stand for her, but please. If she wishes to talk business with me, let her do it. You are a poor (and I mean that word in so many ways) mouthpiece for her.

potterstinks @ 2002-07-06 02:58 am UTC Re: my my my...so defensive, weasel.

Now, you see, Weasel, if you HAD any privileges, you'd know I wasn't abusing mine. Two points from Gryffindor for insulting a Prefect.

potterstinks @ 2002-07-06 02:55 am UTC

I wouldn't be so quick to call someone "Rhino Girl" if I were you, Weasley.

missgranger @ 2002-07-04 09:01 pm UTC

When I look at you, I see only a mountain of your faults. If you insist upon calling my preternatural preoccupation with the darkest pleasures and my BBG Draco out into the open as something odd, then by all means, do. But you've openned a floodgate, Mudblood. Let me be the first to let you know just where you lack.

Yes - because you, of all people, might have enough knowlege of life or people outside a dungeon to judge me? I don't think so.

First off, we'll start small. Maybe the reason you aren't going to try for a pureblood husband (as is obvious by your snogging the world's greatest sidekick) to sanitize your gene pool is that you feel your appearance isn't enough to snag that highborn bottle of clorox you so desperately need.

Perhaps all the mold in the dungeons has rotted your brain, Parkinson, because Ron and his family ARE purebloods! Not that it makes any difference to me in the least, but could you at least get your facts correct?

My advice:
Lose about 5 stone.
Sorry, no - I happen to like that I look like a healthy female and not a prepubescent boy.
Tone down that hair color a bit. Men can be blonde and look fine. You cannot.
Are you blind?? My hair is brown, not blonde!
Remember when you straightened your hair and it gave the world's greatest sidekick a painful erection (something none of us needed to see)? Do that. Every five minutes.
Exactly why were you looking at Ron's crotch?!
Stay inside more. Your skin is **this** close to that perfect pallor.
I'm just going to say "No thanks" here.

Second, social prowess. You lack it utterly. Books and studies are great, if they are written by the masters (Poe, you know...)and if they are directed in the right direction (Divination, anyone?). If you simply must be so taken with these pursuits, at least try to be interesting in
spite of them. Who wants to hear about "Hogwarts: A History" when there is great literature out there like Anne Rice?

Poe? Anne Rice? Are the Malfoy clan aware that their son's girlfriend is so into Muggle literature? I think I can imagine the howler being written at this very moment, where he is ordered to dump you right on your bony, patchouli-wearing arse.

Here are a few suggestions.
Don't smile. It's unbecoming of you. No one wants to see your teeth.
So don't look.
Learn the power of black, and I don't just mean robes.
Sorry, no.
Change your social circle. Pratter and the Weasel are great, I suppose, for *gasp* adventuring, but that is no way for a lady to act.
Again, I'll pass. At least I'll be able to look back and say that I lived my life, rather than sleeping-like-the-dead - walking through it.
Set your sights higher. I _could_ deign, I suppose, to find you a Slytherin man. He would, however, be on the desperate side.
Definitely not. It's Ron I care for, and that has nothing to do with my ambitions or not! Unlike you, I intend to make it in the world on my own, not on some man's coattails.

Lastly, I'm going to make a suggestion that I think you'll dislike. However, it may solve all of the previously stated issues in a timely manner.
Kill yourself and hope to come back better in your next life. Through death, you will find your true meaning. Once you find that meaning, we can only hope you will be born the son or daughter of a pureblood family such as Parkinson or Malfoy...however, I'm not sure that I'd
ever curse either my relatives or, say, Mistress Narcissa, with such a painfully difficult girl as you.

*stares at last bit of post*
I think it's quite likely that you're completely out of your bloody mind. And I'll thank you to keep your not-the-least-bit-helpful suggestions to yourself next time. I think I'd get better advice from a rabid spinx.

darque_pansy @ 2002-07-04 09:52 pm UTC Well, I never!

You ungrateful little prig.

You have done, with that little reply of yours, exactly what I hoped you would not do. I graciously extended advice. You scrutinized it and didn't have the grace to say "Thank you, Pansy. That was enlightening. I appreciate that you took time from your day, your busy schedule, to try and raise me above my station." Rather, you made very clear that you would rather say "I'm an ignorant little girl who cannot be grateful to those who step down and want more for me. Fuck off."

BBG Draco's ideals were, I see now, correct. Some wizarding families truly ARE better than others. You've shown your true colors, Prefect Granger, and they do not scream Gryffindor so much as Ingrate.

knight_to_h3 @ 2002-07-04 10:06 pm UTC Re: Well, I never!

You didn't want more for her, you were INSULTING her!

darque_pansy @ 2002-07-04 10:16 pm UTC Re: Well, I never!

It's all a matter of perspective, isn't it, Weasel?

And again, I admire chivalry, but yours is unnecessary here.

potterstinks @ 2002-07-06 03:01 am UTC

I think I can imagine the howler being written at this very moment, where he is ordered to dump you right on your bony, patchouli-wearing arse.

Exactly why were you looking at Pansy's arse?