goyle in nocturne_alley @ 2002-07-06 08:14:00

MY LIFE IS OVER
WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME YOU ALL JUST SAT THERE AND LAUGHED AT IT BEHIND MY BACK I SUPPOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WELL PROFESSOR SNAPE HAS GOOD INTIALS SS - SALAZAR SLYTHERIN BUT ME OH NO I GET STUCK WITH AN UPSTUCK SUCKY RAT WHO HAS THE SAME INTIALS AS ME I CAN NEVER SHOW MY FACE AROUND SCHOOL AGAIN EVER I SUPPOSE THIS WILL CHEER UP A LOT OF PEOPLE

YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME BEFORE I HAD THE SAME INITIALS AS THAT GODRIC GRYFFINDOR CRAP I HATE YOU ALL EXCEPT MB WHO FINALLY TOLD ME AND PROFESSOR SNAPE BECAUSE HE HAS COOL INITIALS AND MALFOY BECAUE HE IS COOL BUT HE COULD HAVE TOLD ME TOO


Comments:

potions_master @ 2002-07-06 12:55 am UTC

Mr. Goyle,

I know that this comes as a very shocking surprise. Men who were much older and powerful have died from the pure shock of such a revelation. I can only imagine the sheer betrayal that you feel toward your parents for not taking into consideration that your initials would also match those of Godric Gryffindor. I know that whatever words of solace that I can offer you will not be sufficient enough to ease your injured spirit.

Take heart, Mr. Goyle. Once you leave Hogwarts, you can always change your given name to something more suitable to your liking. It is only a couple years before you can take back your life.

-Professor Snape


goyle @ 2002-07-07 09:39 am UTC

Thank you sir for the words of encouragement

and while im on the subject of intisals, professor black has sb... son of a b**** wudnt normally swear sir but if the shoe fits sir wear it?

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