| goyle in nocturne_alley @ 2002-07-24 07:23:00 |
ok not ONLY did that M U G G L E longbum freak turn me PURPLE which yes of course Malfoy reversed becuz hes like a genius and all but purple> i mean purple is just not my colour if i had a colour that is all the girls rant on about people having colours like pansy's is green i dont know what they are talking about half the time but like I was saying purple spots but that wasnt the least of my problems no!
my main problem has been the homework of writing thesejournals well you see you all know i guess about the whole crap of usernames and passwords well i forgot the password to goyle and i couldnt remember it i thought i had written it down in my herbology textbook (ok i didnt mean to do that either but it was the least likely place someone would look for a password) anyway someone must have got mine or i must have forgotten the page i wrote it on since i couldnt remember my password i complained to dumbledore but him being dumbledore and all said that i couldnt have my password becuz remembering it off by heart was part of the exercise REMEMBERING I mean!!!1111 what is that all about? ive never had to remember anything before not really especially not something that hasnt been taught and that we had to make up ourselves its just not right!
anyway professor snape finally helped me he thought if i tried my username twice it might work because I'm a little "dense" whatever that means I looked it up but it said it was because I have a high concientration of particles or something????? anyway he helped me get it back and here i am doing this assignment
and I think Professor Snape should be hedmaster he always helps us not like some other Hedmaster whom I wont mention but hah not saying his name wont tell you which hedmaster im referring to. haha. sometimes i am so clever i amaze myself.
but purple spots????
LONGBUM WILL DIE FOR THAT
Yours respectful,
Goyle
Comments:
| potions_master @ 2002-07-24 01:48 am UTC |
Mr. Goyle,
I suppose that my constant suggestions of taking advantage of the spell-check feature have gone unheeded to my everlasting chagrin. I suppose I can also assume that asking you to read all the definitions for a word in the dictionary will go in one ear and out the other.
I am afraid that I have no choice but to take one point from Slytherin for your run-on sentences.
-Professor Snape