| potterstinks in nocturne_alley @ 2002-07-28 16:22:00 |
| Current mood: | enraged |
I don't see why students in other schools should be allowed in this project. I think that Pansy has made herself a new journal just so she could stalk me. This is an outrage! Does this community care nothing for my safety? Of course, I haven't got an ugly tattoo on my forehead, so perhaps that's why they have no regard for the fact that at any moment, Pansy could attempt to stalk me again. Who knows how far she'll go? Who knows what she can do over the Internet? I've heard quite a few rumours about what can be done via excessive e-mail flooding. The chances that she could flood my e-mail until my head explodes are high.
I am certain that My Father will be most displeased to hear of this. You know, the one that can afford to buy top-of-the-line racing brooms. Really, some people seem to think that calling me rich is an insult. Thank you for the compliment though, Chang, really. I'm glad you've taken notice.
Getting back on track, it's no surprise, of course, that this community and school only look out for the safety of one person. I'm not going to name names, but it rhymes with Totter and doesn't wash its hair.
Perhaps when one isn't capable of taking care of themselves, they need the whole of the wizarding world watching out for them. Perhaps this involves some sort of secret mental handicap of Potter's that we never knew about. Oh, wait, yes we did. Do you all remember that article from a few years back? Potter gets nightmares and headaches and 'visions' in the middle of his lessons. Something just isn't right with him.
The house-elves are up to their old tricks again. This morning at breakfast, I found that someone had sawed off all the prongs of my fork but one. Fortunately, Father has sent me cutlery prior to this, so I was prepared. However, this could have turned out disastrously. Imagine, having to eat sausages with a single-pronged fork. Again, something needs to be done about this. I have issued complaints of this in the past, but neither Dumbledore or McGonagall seem to think this is such a serious threat. Those house-elves know some magic, you know. Who knows how far they'll take this?
The threats upon my life are getting more and more serious by the day. First Pansy, then the house-elves, and now Pansy is back again. Of course, Father always warned me from a young age that I could expect this, being a Malfoy. There are always those who will want what they can't have and simply go mad from it, which explains Pansy. As for the house-elves? Simple lack of sense. I don't see what they're doing in this castle, anyway. Couldn't we simply have servants to do anything? House-elves belong in a sideshow attraction.
I think I heard some of the Gryffindors plotting out a nefarious scheme yesterday, so as a Prefect, it's my duty to go stop that. Keep that in mind, Gryffindors.
Comments:
| potterstinks @ 2002-07-28 03:51 pm UTC |
Yes, and you've really proven that with your exemplary hygiene, haven't you? Face it, Potty, you need someone to hold your hand when you cross the Quidditch pitch.
(parent)| la_pensee @ 2002-07-28 03:09 pm UTC |
You flatter me, Draco - darling - to think I have such an impact upon you that you proceeded to mention me twice in your journal. That's almost as many times as you mentioned Harry Potter.
| potterstinks @ 2002-07-28 03:50 pm UTC |
So you admit, then, that you combed through my entry counting how many times you were mentioned.
(parent)| la_pensee @ 2002-07-28 04:10 pm UTC |
Oh yes. I'll admit I'm fond enough of myself that I'll even put up with reading your dribble about Harry Potter in order to catch a glimpse of my own name.
(parent)| missgranger @ 2002-07-29 08:51 pm UTC |
I think I heard some of the Gryffindors plotting out a nefarious scheme yesterday, so as a Prefect, it's my duty to go stop that. Keep that in mind, Gryffindors.
I think you'd enjoy that far too much, Malfoy. Why don't you concern yourself with the members of your OWN house (Vincent Crabbe was fighting again - oh wait, he's one your minions friends, so I imagine you ignore his transgressions), and leave me to handle my House?
| potterstinks @ 2002-07-30 12:26 am UTC |
You need to get your facts straight, Granger. Let me try to clear that up for you. The only person cursing anyone was Longbottom, and of course, the blubbered fool cursed himself. I note you've "ignored the transgressions" of Longbottom fighting with himself; an offense that's rather more serious than Crabbe fighting, one would think, since it just proves what a stupid klutz he is.
(parent)| missgranger @ 2002-07-31 12:19 am UTC |
He was attempting to defend himself, Lavender and Parvati against Crabbe. It's not as if he could've taken him on with his fists - he tried that back when we were first years, and it didn't work then, so of course he had to try something else! And everyone knows that Neville's strong suit is herbology. Can't you and your goons just leave him alone?
(parent)| purestblood @ 2002-07-29 08:53 pm UTC |
Draco,
I am most distressed to hear of your further harrassment at the hands of Miss Parkinson. Rest assured that I am researching ways of resolving the matter. Please notify me immediately of any changes in your sleeping or eating habits. I will not have young women with delusions of becoming a Malfoy interfering with your daily routine.
Unfortunately, my son, being a Malfoy carries with it certain responsbilities as well as certain hazards. There are those that will attach themselves to you in hopes of securing a higher status in the wizarding world by dint of their association with a Malfoy. You must continue to rise above it as you have always done. Your usual good humor and fine breeding will enable you to endure the storms of life. I am sending you several new robes from the fall Armani collection, several sets of silver cutlery, and fifty galleons for any miscellaneous expenses you may incur.
I am very proud of the man you are becoming, Draco. Your mother and I will shortly begin looking for a suitable wife for you.
I have scheduled a meeting with the Board of Governors to discuss the possibility of ridding Hogwarts of house-elves altogether. Obviously not everyone's house-elves are as exhaustively trained as those at the Manor. I will keep you apprised of any developments in the situation.
Your father
| potterstinks @ 2002-07-30 12:35 am UTC |
Father,
She's doing it again! She's posting about me in her journal again. She's even doing it in French. You said that this was going to be taken care of! If she'd been sent to Siberia, this never would have happened. I'm sure they don't have access to the Internet there, and besides, France isn't very far at all.
She's commenting on my journal, too, by the way. Did you notice that? Did you see that she's stalking me?
Of course, I can always come out on top of things, so I'm not all that concerned. . . . Really, though, it's so tiresome having to deal with these bottom-dwellers; and, certainly, Pansy Parkinson and house-elves are in a bottom-dwelling race of their own.
I tried to see the Headmaster this morning, but of course, I couldn't get into his bloody office. Sprout wouldn't tell me where it was, and Professor Snape wasn't around. If no one else will do something about this, I intend to go directly to Dumbledore himself. If I can ever get into his bloody office.
Your unjustly treated son,
Draco.