| boot_boy in nocturne_alley @ 2002-10-18 12:41:00 |
| Current mood: |  naughty |
You know, if there's one thing that really chaps my ass, it's one student confiscating another student's pornography. I mean, what about our Ministry-decreed rights to food, shelter, education, and glossy 8x11 photos of naked veelas tickling each other with phoenix feathers? Especially in Weasley's case as one doubts he'll ever get action like that in real life.
So, as a service to humanity, I will be under the stairs again this afternoon distributing my own sizable porn collection to the masses. On offer: mint condition copies of Slytherin Stallions , Horny Hippogriffs , Va-Va-Voom Veelas , Naughty Naked Niffling , Fantastic Breasts and Where To Find Them , and, especially for you, Dragonhide Dementors. It's a little weird, but I think you'll find it grows on you.
Yes, that's right, free pornography for the masses. Well, except for you, and you, -- in light of your current weekend plans it doesn't sound to me like you need it.
Comments:
| percyneedsalife @ 2002-10-18 11:53 am UTC |
Terry, mate, you forgot Quidditch Through The Arse. Remember, the one we special-ordered from the States for you?
--Fred
 seamus_f @ 2002-10-18 12:36 pm UTC |
especially for you, Dragonhide Dementors. It's a little weird, but I think you'll find it grows on you.
Er, thanks mate. I think.
