purestblood @ 2002-11-17 10:29 pm UTC

You're out again? Well, since they're coming to lock Narcissa up, I'll have them get you as well.

blondenarcissa @ 2002-11-18 10:42 am UTC

NO ONE IS COMING TO LOCK ME UP.

I cannot take your insufferable nature ONE more minute, Fake Lucius! I shall begin packing my things IMMEDIATELY.

~Narcissa

purestblood @ 2002-11-18 03:24 pm UTC

Yes, Narcissa, you do just that. See how you like it in the wizarding world on your own. All of your charge accounts have been closed and you cannot access any of the Malfoy assets.

But be of good cheer, my darling. I'm sure you can sell your beloved brooch for spending money.

Lucius

blondenarcissa @ 2002-11-18 03:29 pm UTC

You WOULDN'T.

. . .

FINE. F-I-N-E. See how you manage without me, Fake Lucius.

purestblood @ 2002-11-18 03:49 pm UTC

Oh, Narcissa, I think you know me better than that. I would, my love, and I have.

Good luck out there.

blondenarcissa @ 2002-11-18 03:51 pm UTC

You most certainly ARE NOT MY HUSBAND. I hope to Hades that you're found out and drug off to Azkaban where you properly belong!

purestblood @ 2002-11-18 03:53 pm UTC Re:

You always were so wonderfully entertaining, my dear.

blondenarcissa @ 2002-11-18 03:56 pm UTC

If I did not fear breaking a nail, I would most assuredly attempt to claw your eyes out, you arrogant FAKER.

purestblood @ 2002-11-18 04:00 pm UTC Re:

Yes, dear, you are so cute when you get your temper up. Do keep it up. It's great fun to watch.

blondenarcissa @ 2002-11-18 04:03 pm UTC

Cute? CUTE? I don't think that word has been used to describe me in quite some time. Perhaps you meant breathtakingly beautiful?

purestblood @ 2002-11-18 08:00 pm UTC

No, darling, I meant "cute". You should know by now that I don't say things I don't mean.

Your loving husband

blondenarcissa @ 2002-11-18 08:13 pm UTC

How right you are, dear. I suppose "cute," although a term I am not used to hearing from your lips, is certainly a more than adequate compliment from a Malfoy.