knight_to_h3 in nocturne_alley @ 2003-01-01 04:45:00

Current mood:innocent
Current music:whistling

ATTENTION!
DRACO MALFOY IS A RATFINK SLUG EATING SCUM!

THAT FUCKER SENT ME A CHRISTMAS PRESENT, AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE SENT ME? DO YOU? BLACK BLOODY WIDOWS! SPIDERS! SPIDERS IN A JAR! WHAT KIND OF ARSE SENDS BLACK WIDOWS TO SOMEONE? I'LL TELL YOU, THE LOWEST SCUMMIEST SWOT OF ARSES, DRACO MALFOY!

As soon as I opened the package they started moving around and staring at me! WITH THEIR EYES! THROUGH THE GLASS! I dropped the jar and it broke open everywhere BY MY FEET! MY FUCKING FEET! I WAS BAREFOOT AND THERE'S SPIDERS ON THE FLOOR!

IF THAT CHICKENSHIT SLYTHERIN DOESN'T GET PUNISHED FOR THIS, there'll be hell to pay!!! BLACK WIDOWS! BLACK! WIDOWS! I KNOW THEY WERE BLACK WIDOWS, I'M SURE OF IT!

KEEP YOUR POST AWAY FROM MY HOUSE, FERRET BREATH!

Good thing I dropped it in the bloody kitchen and not in my room! Mum'll kill Malfoy if she finds any spiders in her cupboards, I can tell you that! AND IF MY MOTHER'S BITTEN BY ANY SPIDERS, IT'LL BE THAT FUCKER'S HEAD ON A PLATTER! MARK MY WORDS, YOUR DAY IS COMING, PHLEGM FACE!

Oh, Harry, did you get my owl? You better keep that handy, mate, you know the truth! It wasn't on purpose!

Comments:

la_pensee @ 2003-01-01 10:53 am UTC

Dearest Ron, you are quite adorable when you are angry.

Pansy

potterstinks @ 2003-01-02 05:23 pm UTC

Oh, what an elegant post, Weasley. And to think, all I was trying to do was give you Potions supplies. Tsk tsk.

missgranger @ 2003-01-02 10:09 pm UTC

Are we supposed to believe that you don't know that the black widows are supposed to be dead for use in Potions? I for one do not believe it - you were just trying to be horrid to Ron. Why can't you just keep to yourself, Malfoy?!

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potterstinks @ 2003-01-02 10:25 pm UTC

I suppose you wouldn't realise that Potions ingredients can be much more potent if recently killed, would you? And you're one to talk about keeping to yourself, coming and answering my comments to the Weasel.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-01-02 11:43 pm UTC

Leave Hermione alone, you no good stinkbomb. She can comment on my entries all she likes. Shoo!

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potterstinks @ 2003-01-03 01:27 am UTC

She wasn't commenting to you. She was commenting to me. Are you going to kill her now, too?

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missgranger @ 2003-01-03 09:50 am UTC

I would simply like to state that this makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. You're beyond horrid, Malfoy.

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potterstinks @ 2003-01-05 01:09 am UTC

Oh, doesn't it? He killed my owl for fraternising with me, so perhaps he'll kill you for commenting to me. After all, no one is safe with the Weasel. But I suppose you think it's in perfectly good taste for him to kill my owl.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-01-05 02:15 am UTC
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That owl should bloody thank me for it!

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missgranger @ 2003-01-03 09:48 am UTC

I do know that, but Ron's hardly going to be mixing potions up at home, as you well know that we can't do any magic when we're not at Hogwarts! You were trying to hurt Ron and everyone knows it.

And considering he's my boyfriend, I can comment on anything to do with him all I'd like.

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potterstinks @ 2003-01-05 01:08 am UTC

Oh, that's right. I'd forgotten that the Weasel needs a girl to fight for him, since he's completely useless at everything.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-01-05 02:15 am UTC
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This is what FRIENDS do, okay?! I'm sure you'll never understand it since you uh, don't have any. Hah.

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sinistra @ 2003-01-04 07:35 pm UTC

Fabulously stated, Mr Weasley. Take two points to Gryffindor for decorative language.

knight_to_h3 @ 2003-01-05 02:16 am UTC
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Cheers!

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just_harry @ 2003-01-05 01:12 am UTC

Yeah. I got it.

knight_to_h3 @ 2003-01-05 02:15 am UTC
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Happy new year!!!

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