| potterstinks in nocturne_alley @ 2003-02-09 22:52:00 |
| Current mood: | enraged |
Attn: All
Lavender Brown is currently crying in the library. Come have a look.
Comments:
| just_harry @ 2003-02-09 08:01 pm UTC |
Leave her alone, Malfoy, and stop kicking her under the table too. She didn't do anything to you, and you don't have to look at Ron's layout either.
| potterstinks @ 2003-02-09 08:07 pm UTC |
If you want me to stop kicking Brown, I suggest you get Patil to stop trying to play footsies with me.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-02-09 08:21 pm UTC |
IT'S MINE, YOU STUPID SQUIDHEAD! (not you Parvati, I mean Malfoy)
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-02-09 08:02 pm UTC |
I suspect Weasley is requesting that you fuck off, Draco.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2003-02-09 08:05 pm UTC |
Really? I'd thought he was spreading his love of the colour fuchsia.
(parent)| missgranger @ 2003-02-09 08:13 pm UTC |
I know that your heart is in the right place, Ron, but couldn't you manage to express your outrage without swearing?
(parent)| missgranger @ 2003-02-09 08:11 pm UTC |
Honestly, Malfoy, you are the only person disgusting enough to be proud of making someone cry.
| potterstinks @ 2003-02-09 08:14 pm UTC |
Oh, I'm deeply shamed, Granger, I assure you. Note the glistening pools of guilt-ridden tears in my eyes.
(parent)| missgranger @ 2003-02-09 08:19 pm UTC |
I doubt you could feel shame even if you well should, and I find it much more likely that those tears came from laughing so hard at having made Lavender cry.
(parent)| divineparvati @ 2003-02-09 08:32 pm UTC |
I suppose she is all right, under the circumstances. Lavender has been having a difficult week as it is, and terrorism from Malfoy was simply not necessary.
~ Parvati
| missgranger @ 2003-02-09 08:36 pm UTC |
Terrorism from Malfoy is never necessary, and yet we have to put up with it almost constantly. One would think something would be done about it.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-02-09 08:26 pm UTC |
Well, naturally, but I assure you, I'm laughing with Brown, not at her.
(parent)| missgranger @ 2003-02-09 08:34 pm UTC |
That's not even remotely possible, you son of a flobberworm pellet.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2003-02-09 08:31 pm UTC |
No Malfoy, we just don't think making someone cry is very funny.
(parent)| divineparvati @ 2003-02-09 08:34 pm UTC |
Nor do we find your behaviour particularly appropriate in the middle of the library. Why do you not simply leave us alone?
~ Parvati
| seamus_f @ 2003-02-09 08:34 pm UTC |
Indeed.
Lavender is a sensitive girl, Malfoy. I would suggest that you pick on someone your own size, but I think too much of the house elves to send you after them.
| potterstinks @ 2003-02-09 08:40 pm UTC |
It's hardly my fault she can't take it that Weasley doesn't like her pathetic layout. But I don't see anyone putting him at fault.
(parent) divineparvati @ 2003-02-09 08:21 pm UTC |
You are a disgusting and horrid boy, Draco Malfoy. I hope that the Fates make you pay.
~ Parvati
| potterstinks @ 2003-02-09 08:28 pm UTC |
Oh no! You've addressed me by my full name! The gods themselves do tremble.
(parent)| lupercus @ 2003-02-09 08:35 pm UTC |
Hmmm.
Generally, Mr Malfoy, when one commits an act of cruelty, one does not invite an audience to the scene of the crime. Particularly an audience of authority figures.
Care to explain? Or perhaps Miss Brown will do the honours?
| potterstinks @ 2003-02-09 08:38 pm UTC |
I've hardly committed a crime. It's not my fault Weasley hates that ugly layout.
(parent)| pinkstarsgirlie @ 2003-02-09 08:38 pm UTC |
Drop dead, Malfoy! I don't even need the Inner Eye to tell that the most horriblest fate await you in the near future!
Be forewarned.
*~^.Lavender.*.Brown.^~*
| potterstinks @ 2003-02-09 09:32 pm UTC |
Does the Inner Eye say anything about a good weight loss programme for you? Just curious.
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