| onourbrooms @ 2002-08-19 21:58:00 |
| Current mood: |  impressed |
| Current music: | The Pixies- There Goes My Wand |
Why, Severus. What a suspicious nature you possess. As if Sylvia and I would comment improperly on such an occurrence so utterly innocent.
(Sirius, my hero! Now that I've swooned in your manly, well-muscled arms [as expected, for you are the brave and bold Gryffindor], shall we shuck off our frozen wet clothing and "warm up"?)
Kudos to Sevvie, of course, for having the foresight: "No buttons. I was shocked. This would become important later."
("I am truly beginning to dread these required journal entries. I can never say what I truly want to say." Shall I say it for you, Sirius? "Snape is an excellent lay, and I am quite pleased that things tapered off with Lupin as they did so that I may continue to bang Severus in this quite discreet manner. I'm now off to kill something to make myself pants out of, and I wonder if Severus would let me dress him up in a plaid skirt.")
Tut tut. If I possessed a virgin mind, it surely would have been corrupted by such goings-on; as surely, of course, as those of rather suggestible students.
Comments:
| missgranger @ 2002-08-20 06:29 pm UTC |
Oh, for pity's sake. I said I would tell you LATER! As in after dinner! As in face-to-face!
(parent)| missgranger @ 2002-08-20 06:37 pm UTC |
*sighs dramatically*
I. will. explain. what. Madam. Hooch. is. talking. about. LATER!
| onourbrooms @ 2002-08-20 07:11 pm UTC |
I should be rather amused at your explanation, Miss Granger.
Tell me, how do you cope with such a thickheaded insignificant other?
 hannahabbott @ 2002-08-20 07:15 pm UTC |
Quite easily, Madam Hooch...she uses force of will - something that I myself have found extremely useful at times such as this!
(parent)| missgranger @ 2002-08-20 08:12 pm UTC |
He's neither thickheaded nor insignificant! Ron is just a bit innocent. I find it rather endearing, considering that most boys our age tend to be lecherous louts.
(parent)| hannahabbott @ 2002-08-20 08:34 pm UTC |
...most boys our age tend to be lecherous louts.
This is true. I find myself surrounded by them. Constantly.
| eloisemidgen @ 2002-08-21 07:43 am UTC |
Actually, at the moment, most of the boys our age in Hufflepuff seem to be so sick that they can hardly lift their heads, poor wibblets.
Must dash - more pepperup is needed - and everyone has a different flavour preference. Why oh why did I take that Culinary Medicine class last summer at Origanum Majorana in Kulinar Alley while I was visiting my grandmama in New York?
| onourbrooms @ 2002-08-21 09:40 am UTC |
Tell me, did you use finger-puppets in your "explanation"? It seems appropriate.
(parent)| potions_master @ 2002-08-21 04:19 am UTC |
Xiomara,
I take exception to this post of yours. Why the thought is ridiculous! To even suggest such a thing is beyond all sanity. You are out of control.
-SS
| sinistra @ 2002-08-21 06:25 am UTC |
Severus,
You are merely projecting your lack of control onto Xiomara. Shame on you. We can all sit down and have a nice intervention chat about this over a drink later. I am quite certain that you are merely bursting at your figurative seams to let us know just what Black picked up in Azkaban.
Beyond all sanity, indeed.
-also SS
