percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-21 14:20:00

Current mood: rushed

OI PERCY BLOODY GET BACK HERE
Percy if you don't bloody get home then I am going to send you a bloody howler because Mum has woken everybody up screaming that ron has buggered off too and it's all your fault and I only got two hours of sleep and Dad is trying to duck tape things and he almost duck taped Ginny to a chair and mum is still screaming.

And honestly it's EASTER MONDAY did you think that nobody would notice that there is no work today you twossock? So find ron wherever he is and get back here! GEORGE DON'T LET MUM GET THE FEATHERDUSTER OH BUGGRE


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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-21 06:26 am UTC

Oi Fred! Tell mum not to worry, I Floo'd to Percy's flat. I can't find him anywhere but there are more books than chairs here and the computer's password is PERCIVALWEASLEY so I think I'm in the right place! Will report back if I find him! LEAVE SOME LUNCH FOR ME!


percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-21 06:40 am UTC

RON GET YOUR ARSE BACK HERE MUM AND DAD ARE FIGHTING OVER THE ENCHATED HOOVER AND DAD IS TRYING TO STEAL THE PLUG

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-21 06:42 am UTC

WHAT WHY?! NO! I'm having fun here!!!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-21 06:31 am UTC

Percy uses the Ministry's logo as his computer's wallpaper...THERE'S A FOLDER CALLED "FAMILY" SHALL I CLICK IT?


knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-21 06:35 am UTC

He also has 15 different SPELLCHECK programmes and he has a folder called "Literati Scores" just in case he forgot that he won us everytime by cheating. I think he needs a hobby.. ARE YOU ALL EATING LUNCH WITHOUT ME??


percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-21 09:24 am UTC

YES WE ARE. IT WAS DELICIOUS.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-21 09:38 am UTC
Re:

I HAVE LOVE LETTERS

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-21 09:39 am UTC

BRING THEM HOME!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-21 09:42 am UTC
Re:

I uh left them there...

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-21 09:45 am UTC

Do you at least have them memorised?!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-21 09:48 am UTC
Re:

Yeah.. but I'm only 17, I think it'd be nice to live a few more years, so..

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-21 09:51 am UTC

Come on, Ron! We won't tell!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-21 09:55 am UTC
Re:

What is a fornication?

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-21 11:20 am UTC

...

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-21 11:21 am UTC
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???

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-21 06:40 am UTC

OKAY I NEED SOME HELP HERE YOU BLOODY PIGS!! The "Family" folder is protected by a password and it's not percivalweasley or percyweasley or perkyweasley or cauldrons or wandthickness or iamveryboring. HELP!


percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-21 06:42 am UTC

Penelope? pennypercy? percylovespenny? percyneedsalife? percyshouldOHNOMUMBUGGEROFFF!!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-21 09:36 am UTC

ministryisthebest?

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-21 09:36 am UTC

ilovecauldrons?

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-21 09:38 am UTC

ilickfudge?

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-21 09:38 am UTC

FRED!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-21 06:45 am UTC

Uh. Never mind. I er, kind of tried to hex it unlock and now the computer is smoking... I think it's tired I'll just leave it here I'm sure it'll be fine later Oh look! Percy has got weird stickers on the floor in the shape of footprints, I'm going to follow them bye!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-21 06:46 am UTC

GUESS WHAT I FOUND!!!!!!!!!


knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-21 06:47 am UTC

GO ON, GUESS!!!!!!!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-21 06:49 am UTC

A BOOK!!!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-21 06:50 am UTC

NOT JUST ANY BOOK!!

GUESS WHAT'S IN THE BOOK!!!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-21 06:50 am UTC

THAT'S RIGHT!!!

LOVE LETTERS!!!!!!!!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-21 06:53 am UTC

FROM HIS GOOD FRIEND PENELOPE, OF COURSE!

Oh no, the computer is smoking again! Never mind I have some READINGS to do, hah! Tell mum I'll be back for dinner!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-21 07:40 am UTC

Hello, Ron. This is your mother. Did you know that I can read this too?

Run.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-21 07:53 am UTC
Re:

Lunch?

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-21 07:54 am UTC

No, Ronald. No lunch.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-21 07:55 am UTC
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Why!! Who ate my share?!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-21 06:51 am UTC

TELL US THEN YOU LITTLE BUGGER BEFORE MUM MURDERS THE COMPUTER

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-21 07:00 am UTC

Woah. I'm definitely in Percy's flat.. the computer just sprung back to life and wagged a finger at me...

AND GUESS WHAT


knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-21 07:01 am UTC

I GOT INTO THE FAMILY FOLDER THE PASSWORD IS RONALD

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-21 07:03 am UTC

There are a lot of our photos in here.. I don't think this is such a good idea

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-21 07:51 am UTC

It's what? Oh my baby boys!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-21 07:06 am UTC

Okay I'm coming home IF THERE'S NO MORE FOOD YOU WILL DIE!! I left portkey back to the Burrow on one of Percy's huge rubber band balls so he'll get sent home when he gets back haha one of you better know how to delete these comments before then...


percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-21 09:26 am UTC

Wait you can delete comments? Youre not serious!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-21 09:38 am UTC
Re:

Yeah!! But how!! I think Hermione knows, can you ask her??

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missgranger @ 2003-04-21 03:56 pm UTC

I'll thank you not to drag me into this.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-21 11:42 pm UTC
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No no thank YOU for being so HELPFUL

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-22 04:43 am UTC

That Vooher she brought is pretty darned helpful!!!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-22 07:41 am UTC
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You're not very helpful either, dad!!!

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