percyneedsalife @ 2003-11-23 05:06:00

Current mood:concerned

I'm afraid Malfoy really did make the Cannons. Claiborne stopped into the shop for something I can't disclose, so I asked and Malfoy's telling the truth. Said he turned them down, too. Thought the world turned upside down, but I reckon we'll all have to deal with this eighth wonder of the world. I might have to get counselling to adjust. Sorry, Ronniekins.


I see some Evan chap is having it on for our baby sister. Listen here, you, if you're reading this: I know where everyone sleeps. Everyone opens their mouth in their sleep sometime.

Cheers!


Comments:

potterstinks @ 2003-11-23 02:15 am UTC

Why would I even need to lie? Everyone already knows what a great Seeker I am. It's not as though this comes as a surprise.


percyneedsalife @ 2003-11-23 02:17 am UTC

I think the more important thing to wonder here is what you're doing up at five in the morning. Can't be prefect's duty!

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potterstinks @ 2003-11-23 02:19 am UTC

Why are you? You certainly must not be planning to bathe.

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-11-23 02:21 am UTC

Brewing lacewings! Avoiding the question, eh? Curious, curious.

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potterstinks @ 2003-11-23 02:26 am UTC

It just so happens that I've just woken up, if you must know. Now that I've seen what sort of riff-raff are awake at this hour, I shall return to bed.

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-11-23 02:27 am UTC

But you haven't told me how much you paid to get on the Cannons!

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potterstinks @ 2003-11-23 02:32 am UTC

I DIDN'T PAY ANYTHING TO GET ON YOUR POOR EXCUSE FOR A QUIDDITCH TEAM. GO AHEAD AND ASK CLAIBORNE YOURSELF, YOU FOETID SACK OF SULPHUR.

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-11-23 02:34 am UTC

Testy, testy! By the way, what do you know about this Evan Landgreen?

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potterstinks @ 2003-11-23 02:41 am UTC

Word has it that he rapes redheaded witches and ditches their bodies in hedges.

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-11-23 02:43 am UTC

That's not even funny, Malfoy.

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potterstinks @ 2003-11-23 02:47 am UTC

I've also heard he enjoys beating girls with their own broomsticks, but you didn't hear it from me.

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-11-23 02:50 am UTC

You'd better stay away from him, then, shouldn't you?

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potterstinks @ 2003-11-23 02:56 am UTC

I'd deign to respond, but I'm afraid I've already used up my quota of time spent with the contagious today.

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