petitemillicent @ 2002-09-03 04:01:00

Entry #10.
Pansy and her armful of obscenely colourful gifts disappeared to the hospital wing to play fetch with Professor Black.

Thusly, I have nothing better to do than update my journal.

I could read up for the Animagus class but that would be taking initiative.

And that simply cannot be.

The class is, like the rest of the school, a waste of time.

It is equivalent to learning the history and theory of swimming before learning how to swim.

Exactly what purpose it does serve, I will never know.

Not to mention, one of the professors kept smiling at me, the same way she usually does to Miss I Must Be Right Or I Will Surely Die.

It is very creepy.

Stop it.

However, the antics of The Angsty Trio entertains me so.

Do carry on.


M. B.

Comments:

la_pensee @ 2002-09-02 02:19 pm UTC

Millicent,

I am taking you out soon. Dinner will be on me. No arguments.

Pansy

petitemillicent @ 2002-09-02 02:22 pm UTC
Re:

Pansy,

I hope we are still buying Draco the chastity belt because that is the only reason I am willingly going into public space for.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2002-09-02 02:23 pm UTC

Har har har.

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petitemillicent @ 2002-09-02 02:30 pm UTC
Re:

It is for your own good.

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potterstinks @ 2002-09-02 02:41 pm UTC

How then, do you suppose, I will shower? Rust stains never come out, Millicent.

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la_pensee @ 2002-09-02 02:44 pm UTC

Draco, darling, surely you don't think we'd buy something so cheap that it would rust in the shower. I'm appalled at your suggesting such. Besides, even if we did, certainly you'd know how to cast anti-rust spells.

Millicent, I know just his size too.

Pansy

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potterstinks @ 2002-09-02 03:00 pm UTC

I DO NOT NEED A SODDING CHASTITY BELT!

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la_pensee @ 2002-09-02 03:04 pm UTC

Draco,

You know I find you adorable when you're upset.

Pansy

PS. Don't worry so much. Beneath your robes, no one will even notice.

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potterstinks @ 2002-09-02 03:11 pm UTC

Don't call me adorable!!

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la_pensee @ 2002-09-02 05:40 pm UTC

Cute then.

Pansy

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petitemillicent @ 2002-09-02 02:48 pm UTC
Re:

Nice icon, Draco.

You will have bigger things to worry about than rust stains if your stalkers get their paws on you.

We are only looking out for you.

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la_pensee @ 2002-09-02 02:58 pm UTC

Well, more important things at least. We really do worry for you, Draco, darling. You should be thankful for such good friends.

Pansy

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petitemillicent @ 2002-09-02 03:02 pm UTC

Pansy,

He will thank us when he gets attacked by his auburn fan.

So.

What is his size?

M. B.

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la_pensee @ 2002-09-02 03:09 pm UTC

Millicent,

I don't think it would be wise to let certain brown-haired girls find out. I will tell you in private.

Pansy

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potterstinks @ 2002-09-02 03:02 pm UTC

I despise you both.

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la_pensee @ 2002-09-02 03:10 pm UTC

You know you adore us.

Pansy.

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potterstinks @ 2002-09-02 03:12 pm UTC

I adore the plague more than I adore you.

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la_pensee @ 2002-09-02 05:43 pm UTC

Draco, I hadn't realized you had such a strong affection for infectious diseases. Perhaps in that case, we shouldn't stand between you and chlamydia.

Pansy

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petitemillicent @ 2002-09-02 05:48 pm UTC
Re:

Pansy,

But, I still want to know his size.

Needs a laugh,
M. B.

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petitemillicent @ 2002-09-02 03:13 pm UTC

He does.

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la_pensee @ 2002-09-02 06:10 pm UTC

../images/lost.gif?url=http%3A//www.chastitybelt.com/images/slim02.jpg
or
../images/lost.gif?url=http%3A//www.chastitybelt.com/images/malepb02.jpg

The first one is clearly prettier, but the second one features a "rear guard", which you never know, in Draco's case, may be neeeded.

Pansy

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petitemillicent @ 2002-09-04 05:28 pm UTC

Pansy,

I believe Draco will prefer the first.

You know how he is with silver, shiny things.

Also, he might not want his rear protected.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2002-09-02 03:01 pm UTC

Oh? Is the Ravenclaw carrying chlamydia?

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petitemillicent @ 2002-09-02 03:04 pm UTC

Do you want to find out?

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potterstinks @ 2002-09-02 03:06 pm UTC

You will receive your comeuppance immediately.

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petitemillicent @ 2002-09-02 03:14 pm UTC

You will receive your chastity belt as soon as possible.

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potterstinks @ 2002-09-02 03:16 pm UTC

I know where you sleep, you know.

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petitemillicent @ 2002-09-02 03:18 pm UTC

So do I.

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potterstinks @ 2002-09-02 03:20 pm UTC

Really, Millicent, if you're that anxious to get into my robes, you should just say so. You try anything when I'm sleeping and I swear I'll yell rape.

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petitemillicent @ 2002-09-02 03:22 pm UTC

Does that mean I cannot watch you try on your belt?

Devastated,
M. B.

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potions_master @ 2002-09-02 03:02 pm UTC

I resent the Angsty Trio reference, Miss Bulstrode.

This one-third of the aforementioned trio would like for you to write an essay on the historic uses of feverfew with regards to religious practices in the Middle Ages. Fifteen inches. No less. Due by Friday.

-Professor Snape

petitemillicent @ 2002-09-02 03:27 pm UTC

Professor Snape,

Is one-third of the aforementioned trio having a bad day?

Essay will be done.

With emphasis on a particular teaching from Oh Dear God.

"Love thine enemy."


M. B.

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potions_master @ 2002-09-02 03:34 pm UTC

Ah, an attempt at irony. How...interesting. Make that a twenty inch essay.

-Professor Snape

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