| petitemillicent @ 2002-12-27 13:13:00 |
Entry #666.
I hate being home.
Why do my parents feel the need to stay in contact with their family members.
I hate family gatherings.
I hate Hogwarts even more.
Someday I will find a place I can live with.
I have already sent Pansy text messages saying "Help." in 76 different languages.
And have owled Draco his gift.
Because that sweetheart sent me a such a thoughtful gift.
Dead bugs.
Everything I never knew I wanted.
It is such a chore to know people I can tolerate.
M. B.
Comments:
| petitemillicent @ 2002-12-28 02:42 am UTC Re: |
I am Flooing over right now.
Left a suicide note for my parents.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2002-12-27 02:54 pm UTC |
Oh, how thoughtful of you, Millicent. I DO NOT WANT ANY BANANAS. And why are there American sodding flags on the plate? Are you trying to call me an American as well? That's low, even for you.
 la_pensee @ 2002-12-27 04:59 pm UTC |
Draco, darling, don't be silly. Millicent and I both know you absolutely adore bananas. She was just being thoughtful.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2002-12-28 12:40 pm UTC |
I'm not eating another banana until I lose my teeth and can eat nothing else.
(parent)| la_pensee @ 2002-12-29 04:52 pm UTC |
Draco, darling, I'm certain Millicent could help you out with that.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2002-12-28 02:44 am UTC Re: |
It is not my fault.
The plate came with The Banana.
I hope you tucked The Banana in bed with you at night.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2002-12-28 12:40 pm UTC |
No. I had Grandmother transfigure it into a human trapped inside a giant banana. Then she Banished it to the Virgin Islands. Of course, the Muggle inside is a bit cranky to be trapped in a banana, so last I heard, he was caught killing off other Muggles.
| sinistra @ 2003-01-04 07:37 pm UTC |
You certainly have a point, Ms Bulstrode. Take two points to Slytherin for having such an eye for Malfoy heritage.
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