| petitemillicent @ 2003-06-07 22:15:00 |
Report.
We won. They lost.
All is right in the world.
Only, half the school is currently in the hospital wing.
Which would be really funny if Draco is not one of them.
Lansing, I am almost certain, was the one who smashed Draco's knee cap out with a Bludger while Draco was passing his bat to me when he spotted the Snitch.
Thus, it was entirely justified for me to throw my bat at Ackerley when the game ended.
It was hardly my fault he decided to dodge it by taking a flying leap off his broom in mid-air.
In any case, when a Ravenclaw gets attacked, it should not be listed under accidents.
I spent the most of today in the hospital wing making sure Draco did not die.
Mostly because the last time he got a blister on his toe he started writing up his will.
Terry Boot, I expect the knee caps of Lansing on my breakfast table within the next three days.
I am afraid that is the only way I can find it in my heart to forgive you for your tryst with Thomas.
I will also accept the knee caps of any random Ravenclaw.
I am not picky.
M. B.
Comments:
 knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-07 05:43 pm UTC |
YOU CHEATED!!! MALFOY KNOCKED CHO OFF HER BROOM! IT IS A BLOODY FOUL I DEMAND A REMATCH!!! AND I HOPE HE DO US ALL A BLOODY FAVOUR AND DIE!
| petitemillicent @ 2003-06-07 05:49 pm UTC Re: |
As much as I would love to watch a Ravenclaw-Gryffindor game if they had won, I am thinking, No.
M. B.
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-07 05:51 pm UTC Re: |
AT LEAST A GRYFFINDOR VS RAVENCLAW GAME WOULDN'T BLOODY INVOLVE CHEATING, ASSWIPE!!!
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-07 05:53 pm UTC Re: |
SODDING CHEATERS!!! I HOPE YOU ALL ROT IN YOUR CHEATERY HELL FOR ETERNITY!!!
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-06-07 05:54 pm UTC Re: |
Such flattery gets you nowhere with me, Weasley.
Now be a good boy and go look for Pansy for a hug.
M. B.
| la_pensee @ 2003-06-07 07:56 pm UTC |
Oh, Ron, you darling! You do know how to make me smile even when I am sick with worry over Draco being in the hospital wing. But really if you wanted a hug, all you needed to do was ask.
(parent)| boot_boy @ 2003-06-07 06:30 pm UTC |
Terry Boot, I expect the knee caps of Lansing on my breakfast table within the next three days.I am afraid that is the only way I can find it in my heart to forgive you for your tryst with Thomas.
I will also accept the knee caps of any random Ravenclaw.
Would you accept entire legs or must it be kneecaps alone, my cruel goddess?
| petitemillicent @ 2003-06-07 06:34 pm UTC Re: |
Feel free to capture entire legs.
I, however, only want the knee caps in my hard boiled eggs holder on my breakfast table.
M. B.
| boot_boy @ 2003-06-07 08:44 pm UTC |
I, however, only want the knee caps in my hard boiled eggs holder on my breakfast table.
As you wish, my darling. Is it to be three tasks in three days, then, to win back your heart?
| petitemillicent @ 2003-06-07 09:00 pm UTC Re: |
1) Silk Soufflés.
2) Knee caps.
3) Ireland.
M. B.
| turpinol @ 2003-06-07 07:04 pm UTC |
That is not why we call you Terry "Legs" Boot in private.
(parent)| boot_boy @ 2003-06-07 08:46 pm UTC |
I know exactly why you call me Legs, Turpin. I've seen you looking. Also you stepped on Dean on your way out the common room this morning - do be a bit more careful. :D
(parent)| turpinol @ 2003-06-08 06:40 am UTC |
That is not why, either, although you do need to wax. Dean got paint on the floor last night. Why are you leaving him in the common room? Isn't there room in your dormitory?
(parent)| la_pensee @ 2003-06-07 07:58 pm UTC |
Oh, Millicent, you were so perfectly splendid in the game, though I am of course worried sick over Draco. I do believe I shall pass around a get well card for the students to sign for him, and of course, send him fresh flowers and baked goods daily. The poor darling.
| petitemillicent @ 2003-06-07 09:02 pm UTC Re: |
He keeps asking for cauldron cakes.
Do something.
He also insists on speaking in third person.
M. B.
| la_pensee @ 2003-06-07 09:13 pm UTC |
I have sent up several cauldron cakes for the poor darling, and some chocolate molasses maple toffee for the latter problem.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-06-07 09:16 pm UTC Re: |
We should be getting paid for this.
Especially since his parents are off having their weekly drama.
M. B.
| la_pensee @ 2003-06-07 09:27 pm UTC |
Why don't you come to bed and I shall figure out some way to repay you for any trouble you have put yourself through for Draco's sake?
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-06-07 09:34 pm UTC Re: |
Grab our duvets and pillows.
We are sleeping in the hospital wing tonight.
Pomfrey needs a Draco translator.
M. B.
| sinistra @ 2003-06-08 12:13 pm UTC |
What touching lack of concern, Ms Parkinson. Two points to Slytherin.
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