| petitemillicent @ 2003-07-14 20:59:00 |
Rent.
I have escaped to the Malfoy Manor.
I have also left a suicide note on my bed for my parents to discover in a week or two.
Or perhaps sooner as I have stolen my laptop from their room.
They feel it is extremely un-ladylike to use the Internet.
I assured them that it is not, because Draco uses it frequently.
In any case, I have the last laugh as I now have my laptop and a plant to share my bed with.
Yes, there is a potted plant on Draco's bed.
I decided to add three more pots of plants to his bed since he refused to explain the first.
Pins is currently sleeping in the tent I set up on Draco's bedroom floor.
Draco is currently scowling at the tent I set up on his bedroom floor.
It is all very terribly exciting.
Also, I have been using Mrs Malfoy's bathroom because the bathtub in Draco's bathroom follows me around.
For the record, all rumours about his mother having small defenceless animals for meals are all true.
Much like the dead puffskein Draco and I found in the afternoon.
We tried to use it in a ritual to raise zombies in one of the gardens.
Except, we got a zombie puffskein instead of a zombie army.
We were rather unimpressed so we set it on fire and a nearby tree burst into flames as well.
Now we are going to fly in the ballroom because it pisses off the sole bartender in there.
M. B.
Comments:
| potterstinks @ 2003-07-13 09:24 pm UTC |
What is your point? And what is taking you so long? I've been sitting in the ballroom for twenty minutes. I imagined you'd been eaten by the puffskein.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-07-13 09:33 pm UTC |
By all means, I'll just continue to sit in the ballroom, waiting, by myself. There's certainly nothing wrong with that.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-07-13 09:34 pm UTC Re: |
I found the broom.
But I am afraid I cannot carry it on my own.
M. B.
| petitemillicent @ 2003-07-13 09:37 pm UTC Re: |
It is heavy.
I think you want to come back here and help carry it.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2003-07-13 09:42 pm UTC |
I'd thought you were right behind me. Imagine my surprise when I turned around to realise I was speaking to no one.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-07-13 09:46 pm UTC Re: |
It was no less surprising to turn around and realised you were no longer on the bed.
I figured you got eaten by the puffskein so I sat in the tent and wrote my speech for your funeral.
What is taking you so long.
M. B.
| petitemillicent @ 2003-07-13 09:55 pm UTC |
I suspect you think this is hilarious but it is not.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2003-07-14 11:10 pm UTC |
Good sodding Christ! You were the one who told me to come get you! Had I known you'd been flooding my inbox with this rubbish all because I got up I wouldn't have done it at all.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-07-13 10:07 pm UTC |
That is it.
If I get eaten on the way, I will come back as a ghost to eat you.
M. B.
| purestblood @ 2003-07-14 11:10 am UTC |
Have I told you yet how delighted Narcissa, Draco, and I are to have you with us at the Manor? It's a pleasure having you here and we are all too happy to extend our hospitality to you. Your unexpected arrival also made sure that we were on our toes. Please do not hesitate to let me know if I can do anything to make your stay more pleasant.
| petitemillicent @ 2003-07-14 11:33 am UTC Re: |
I must apologise for the unexpected arrival even though your son has unexpectedly mentioned it about 80 times on his journal this week.
I would like to have a boat, if you do not mind terribly.
M. B.
| purestblood @ 2003-07-14 11:34 am UTC Re: |
You require a boat? Of what sort? And may I ask the purpose of your nautical excursion?
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-07-14 11:49 am UTC Re: |
Draco and I would like to go out to the sea to find our inner peace.
M. B.
| purestblood @ 2003-07-14 11:50 am UTC Re: |
Miss Bulstrode,
There is no sea nearby.
Appeal denied.
Lucius Malfoy
| purestblood @ 2003-07-14 12:01 pm UTC Re: |
I am aware of that, Miss Bulstrode but there is no sea or large body of water near the Manor. Go boating if you wish, but not with my boat and not with my son.
Lucius Malfoy
| petitemillicent @ 2003-07-14 12:06 pm UTC Re: |
"Please do not hesitate to let me know if I can do anything to make your stay more pleasant."
Do you frequently have difficulties keeping to your word, Mr Malfoy?
M. B.
| purestblood @ 2003-07-14 12:14 pm UTC Re: |
I am keeping my word. Somehow, dragging my son off to a large body of water where he can become seasick and expose himself to large quantities of saltwater, which would ruin his robes, does not constitute my idea of a pleasant stay. I said your *stay*, Miss Bulstrode, and I meant your stay at Malfoy Manor. If you wish to go hunt your white whale, please do so without a member of the Malfoy family. If you wish to find inner peace, Hera Peligroso is a quite frequent visitor here and can show just where you should stick all those negative vibes you wish to escape by journeying to the sea.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-07-14 12:22 pm UTC Re: |
Draco is old enough to have sex but not old enough for marine life?
I assure you I have ways of staying in the Manor with a boat.
M. B.
| purestblood @ 2003-07-14 12:32 pm UTC Re: |
That might come in handy in the moat, come to think of it... even I'm not sure what's in there.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-07-14 01:28 pm UTC Re: |
I am going to construct a boat in your son's bedroom.
Good night.
M. B.