petitemillicent @ 2004-05-18 10:41:00

Time.
I had detention with Potter on Friday.

He thought it would be clever to get there fifteen minutes early.

It is too bad he showed up fifteen minutes before six instead of fifteen minutes before five.

Filch made me stay the extra hour also.

Even though I was there at five.

That Potter.

He is so helpful.

He liked to pretend he was sorry but I do not think that he was sorry until his head was in a bucket.

It is not my fault it fit in there so nicely.

M. B.


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potterstinks @ 2004-05-18 02:36 pm UTC

Did you decapitate him first?


petitemillicent @ 2004-05-18 02:39 pm UTC

He was not that lucky.

Now that you mention it that would have fit even better.

Damn my kind heart.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-05-18 02:44 pm UTC

Don't feel too badly. After all, you've never been quite the creative genius that I am.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-05-18 02:50 pm UTC

I know.

I could never come up with a journal name creative like yours, for instance.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-05-18 02:54 pm UTC

Oh, no, I'm certain yours is equally creative. 'Petite' indeed.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-05-18 03:02 pm UTC

We must have got our names mixed up.

You should have been petitepotter.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-05-18 03:07 pm UTC

What, exactly, do you mean by that? I do hope you mean you wanted to be millicentstinks.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-05-18 03:15 pm UTC

Actually.

No.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-05-18 03:22 pm UTC

I am 175.5 centimetres tall. I believe the other person you're referring to is a mere 175.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-05-18 03:35 pm UTC

I am 188.

I am glad we shared this.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-05-18 03:40 pm UTC

That's all?

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petitemillicent @ 2004-05-18 03:52 pm UTC

That is all.

M. B.

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just_harry @ 2004-05-18 03:47 pm UTC

I was 176 the last time we measured.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-05-18 03:58 pm UTC

How much do you weigh.

How many hairs are on your head.

What is your shoe size.

Do you prefer the duvet on or off.

What is your wand length.

How many beetle's eyes do you have left.

What is your glasses prescription.

M. B.

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just_harry @ 2004-05-18 04:04 pm UTC

Like 11 stone. I don't know. 10. Both. Eleven inches. A handful. I don't know. Why?

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petitemillicent @ 2004-05-18 04:13 pm UTC

You do not know how many hairs you have on your head.

I will have to make do without it.

M. B.

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just_harry @ 2004-05-18 04:40 pm UTC

He knows that?

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petitemillicent @ 2004-05-18 04:43 pm UTC

Draco knows everything about Draco.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-05-18 04:50 pm UTC

No, I do not know how many hairs are on my head.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-05-18 04:55 pm UTC

I played the odds.

How will you know when your hairline recedes more?

M. B.

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just_harry @ 2004-05-18 04:57 pm UTC

I don't even think it's possible to count the hairs on your head.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-05-18 04:59 pm UTC

You are fast.

Let us stop this now.

Where are you?

M. B.

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just_harry @ 2004-05-18 05:08 pm UTC

The computer room. Why?

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petitemillicent @ 2004-05-18 05:14 pm UTC

I am picking you up for our date.

M. B.

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just_harry @ 2004-05-18 05:19 pm UTC

What?

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petitemillicent @ 2004-05-18 04:17 pm UTC



M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-05-18 04:19 pm UTC

That isn't even FACTUAL. I am 175.5 centimetres, not 175, and why are you sniffing around in my Potions ingredients?

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petitemillicent @ 2004-05-18 04:24 pm UTC

I needed beetle's eyes.

I do not care about your decimal.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-05-18 04:28 pm UTC

Did you steal my beetle's eyes, you fat sack of ugly?

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petitemillicent @ 2004-05-18 04:37 pm UTC

Can you read.

You only have two left.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-05-18 04:41 pm UTC

I don't have time for you. I'm going to go firechat with My Mother.

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just_harry @ 2004-05-18 03:17 pm UTC

I'M SORRY I WAS LATE, MILLICENT.


petitemillicent @ 2004-05-18 03:20 pm UTC

Love means never having to say you are sorry.

M. B.

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just_harry @ 2004-05-18 03:24 pm UTC

I guess that's why you didn't tell me you changed the time to five.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-05-18 03:41 pm UTC

I abide by the rules of love, TBWL.

Do not break my heart again.

M. B.

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just_harry @ 2004-05-18 03:47 pm UTC

I'll try.

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potterstinks @ 2004-05-18 07:17 pm UTC

What is this? I return and you're not even in Slytherin.


petitemillicent @ 2004-05-18 09:12 pm UTC

I made a date.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-05-18 09:16 pm UTC

How very social of you.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-05-18 09:24 pm UTC

I do not think we can talk about this.

It is private.

I do not kiss and tell.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-05-18 09:27 pm UTC

I didn't ask, now did I?

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petitemillicent @ 2004-05-18 09:32 pm UTC

Not yet.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-05-18 09:36 pm UTC

Go swallow a knife.

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potterstinks @ 2004-05-18 07:34 pm UTC

Fine, then. Be that way.


petitemillicent @ 2004-05-18 09:11 pm UTC

You adore me.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-05-18 09:33 pm UTC

I'd rather have an ulcer than you.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-05-18 09:35 pm UTC

Will you name it after me?

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-05-18 09:37 pm UTC

Don't flatter yourself.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-05-18 09:39 pm UTC

I have others to do that for me.

M. B.

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