| potterstinks @ 2003-03-23 22:50:00 |
| Current mood: | enraged |
It's occurred to me that there are far too many witches in this school wishing to go on a date with me. As I've always said, the only girl at Hogwarts that was worthy of dating a Malfoy is Pansy, and as I've already dated her there are no further contestants. However, perhaps I should rethink this. After all, a Malfoy has to make sacrifices once in awhile. It's part of our charitable nature.
Then again, I'd certainly never go out with a Mudblood, so that rules out about half of the population.
I've noticed most people seem to think Pansy and I are still dating, despite the fact that I had her sent to Beauxbatons. Pansy has been much better since her return, of course. As far as I know, most teenage girls go through a strange phase here or there, so I've got over it. Pansy is, of course, the most attractive witch at Hogwarts, which she would have to be since we've dated. She often wears this red Italian dressing gown around the common room, and Pritchard and Baddock usually end up stuck to their seats due to it.
I suppose I've had adequate time to move on from one relationship and get back into the dating game. I'll have to go through and decide which witches are adequate for being taken on a date. I'll be developing a rating system, of course, for bloodline, body, features and personality. Once I've got the results in, I'll let the lucky girl know.
Comments:
| potterstinks @ 2003-03-23 08:39 pm UTC |
Oh, right. If your thighs were ever around my head, I'd probably suffocate. What a way to go.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-03-23 08:47 pm UTC Re: |
I am heart broken.
What shall I ever do without your love.
M. B.
| petitemillicent @ 2003-03-23 08:53 pm UTC |
You know I love it when you speak from experience.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2003-03-23 09:09 pm UTC |
That hardly even dignifies a response. I've never done anything to you with your wand.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-03-23 09:28 pm UTC Re: |
Life's little blessings.
I was actually refering to your trysts with your wand.
But I am already bored of this discussion.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2003-03-23 09:32 pm UTC |
That's slander, you know, and I could have My Father have you removed from the face of the planet for it.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-03-26 06:13 am UTC Re: |
Thank you for that very well thought out input.
M. B.
| just_harry @ 2003-03-24 01:46 am UTC |
Um, this doesn't really have anything to do with what you said, but I don't really want this Falmouth pennant I got at Grottle. So you can have it if you want it. I mean I'm not going to do anything with it, and I don't think anyone else I know likes them.
| la_pensee @ 2003-03-24 11:22 am UTC |
You and I made the best looking couple at Hogwarts, and I am so much better looking now then I was before Beauxbatons.
| la_pensee @ 2003-03-25 07:19 am UTC |
As does yours. That shade of green simply complements the darkness of your hair perfectly.
(parent)| divineparvati @ 2003-03-25 02:27 pm UTC |
Well, thank you, Pansy. I didn't realise you'd cared to notice.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-03-25 11:24 am UTC |
Yes, icons are certainly revealing, aren't they? Especially when they prove the person is too ashamed to show their face.
(parent)| divineparvati @ 2003-03-25 02:24 pm UTC |
It's called being artistic. As opposed to being vain, surely.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-03-25 11:23 am UTC |
Yes, yes, this is all true, although I do wish you'd wear that gold dress more often.
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