| potterstinks @ 2003-03-29 13:48:00 |
| Current mood: | enraged |
As it's Saturday, I'll be spending the day on a date with Tracey Davis (Slytherin, sixth year, and I know for a fact she is Pureblood, as I've written to both of her parents). Queenie, evidently, is rather upset that I've moved on from our torrid affair, but I suppose she'll eventually get over it. A wizard has to do what a wizard has to do. We'll be going into Hogsmeade with these two passes that Professor Vector gave me for absolutely no reason whatsoever other than that I am her prized student.
On the other side of the coin, I've recently been reviewing the witches at Hogwarts, House by House. Starting with the Slytherin sixth years, I've decided to share these with the general public as a reference point for future Purebloods who may be looking to their greatest figure in history for advice on how to choose a date.
Bulstrode, Millicent: Positive traits include lack of tolerance for Mudbloods and a dry, sarcastic sense of humour. Negative traits include facial hair, arm hair, leg hair, neck hair, back hair, stomach hair, foot hair, knuckle hair, cellulite, schizophrenia, paranoia, a unibrow, moles, unseemly patches of discolouration and a habit of wearing see-through dressing gowns. Her breasts are beyond measure and a fright to spot, and one can't help wondering where she was on the day they handed out waists.
Davis, Tracey: Positive traits include being absolutely fit, as I imagine the majority of the form has a blunt desire to know her carnally. Breasts may be a bit too firm, but win overall above Millicent and Sally-Anne's. Her family is very old and very rich, and have had a good but distant standing with the Malfoys. Also, she doesn't wear knickers.Greengrass, Queenie Disqualified.
Parkinson, Pansy: 36-24-32.
Perks, Sally-Anne: </b> There was that rumour last year that the smell of rotting in the common room was due to Sally-Anne, as she never crossed her legs, but as it turns out it was just her cat, who had died inside the grandfather clock. Since she's become acceptable to be seen with once again, I must say one of the things I find adequate about her is her legs. As I mentioned, she does rarely cross them, so of course we all always know what sort of knickers she's wearing. I've heard she's harder to get open then a jar of beetle eyes, though, so I suppose I'll have to see. Negative traits: her name is 'Sally-Anne.'
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| potterstinks @ 2003-03-29 01:04 pm UTC |
Oh, you did after My Mother got to you, but they've grown back by now into their nice, normal worm shape over your eyes.
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