potterstinks @ 2003-03-30 23:08:00

Current mood:enraged

I've just been to the girls' dormitory to borrow Pansy's copy of Ministry Today for the latest interview with Cornelius Fudge, and I was practically attacked. Evidently Queenie and Tracey have teamed up in the wake of their broken hearts and have decided, typically, that vengeance is the only option. It's certainly not my fault that Tracey had an explosion with her cosmetics. I can hardly be expected to just ignore something like that. If the two of them want to take their own personal flaws out on me, it's only further proof of the injustice Malfoys have to face due to our irresistible social standing.

Unfortunately, neither Pansy nor Sally-Anne were anywhere to be seen and the only other witch around was Millicent, so there was no one to tell either of them to stop trying to hex my shoelaces. Then, after I cursed Tracey so she started cutting off her own hair, the two of them started screaming about me cursing a girl. Why should she be spared just because she's female? God, is everyone a sexist? Just because someone is a girl, does that mean they have a right to go unpunished? Of course not. I, personally, am tired of wizards being treated unfairly just because they aren't women. Wizards deserve completely equal rights, myself especially.

Besides, I can hardly help it if they're both drips.

Since I'm so very lucky to have constant detention, Lupin sent me to the library to get every book in the history of the Wizarding World that was written on werewolves for his little project. I know How to Win Friends and Not Bite Them will certainly come in handy all throughout life. This project is an outrage. Whatever happened to safety for students? I'm considering starting a petition. In any case, I've got my books and will be sharing with Sally-Anne Perks, before anyone asks to partner books with me. I know how pathetic this school is and how everyone feels the need to become so boringly crazed over the idea of a sodding buddy system.


Comments:

erniemacmillan @ 2003-03-30 09:43 pm UTC

I never thought I'd say this, but you're right, Malfoy. I mean, what's with all those girls saying wizards are dicks? I think we should stop letting that word be so negative. If they're going to call us that, we should change the connotation. Wizards should take back the word dick! Let dick be an insult no more!


potterstinks @ 2003-03-30 09:58 pm UTC

Get your own anarchism, Macmillan. This seat's taken.

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erniemacmillan @ 2003-03-31 12:36 am UTC

Well you don't have to be a dick about it!

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hannahabbott @ 2003-03-31 08:43 pm UTC

He can't help it, Ernie.

It's all a subconscious habit that would need professional attention to rid him of.

~ Hannah

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petitemillicent @ 2003-03-30 10:58 pm UTC

I do apologise for not coming to your rescue when you were outnumbered by two girls who weigh less than 3 stones combined.

M. B.


potterstinks @ 2003-03-30 11:03 pm UTC

You're supposed to at least look up from your book.

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petitemillicent @ 2003-03-30 11:08 pm UTC

I assumed you had them under control since I heard a girl screaming.

How was I to know that was you.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2003-03-30 11:11 pm UTC

That was Davis, glutton.

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petitemillicent @ 2003-03-30 11:14 pm UTC

If you say so, Little Dragon.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2003-03-30 11:15 pm UTC

Yes, actually, I do, Large Flobberworm.

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petitemillicent @ 2003-03-30 11:23 pm UTC

My parents do not call me that.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2003-03-30 11:29 pm UTC

Not to your face, maybe.

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petitemillicent @ 2003-03-30 11:31 pm UTC

I happen to be able to function without my parents baby-sitting my online activities.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2003-03-30 11:33 pm UTC

What does that have to do what they call you behind your back?

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petitemillicent @ 2003-03-30 11:39 pm UTC

Nothing.

You were not making sense so I figured it is not required of me to make any either.

M. B.

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la_pensee @ 2003-03-30 11:27 pm UTC

Sally-Anne! I personally would think Millicent is a much better choice.


potterstinks @ 2003-03-30 11:29 pm UTC

I'm hardly dating the girl. I'm sharing books, being as generous as I am.

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la_pensee @ 2003-03-30 11:35 pm UTC

You are so very generous, Draco, darling

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petitemillicent @ 2003-03-30 11:30 pm UTC

What did I ever do to you.

M. B.

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la_pensee @ 2003-03-30 11:36 pm UTC

Does this mean you prefer that I keep you all to myself?

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petitemillicent @ 2003-03-31 03:13 am UTC

Yes.

M. B.

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just_harry @ 2003-03-31 12:58 am UTC

How is Sally-Anne? I don't ever see her very much. I was kind of worried that she didn't play very much since her collarbone thing, but she looked okay when she was practising last week. Evan said something about her quitting the team, but it didn't seem like it when I saw her. I hope she doesn't, because she's really not bad.


petitemillicent @ 2003-03-31 03:37 am UTC

Thank you for the kind input.

M. B.

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