| potterstinks @ 2003-04-02 20:49:00 |
| Current mood: | enraged |
Yesterday Sally-Anne Perks caught up with me after Arithmancy and had the most interesting idea I've heard in days. Oddly Pansy was nowhere to be found, so the two of us went to the Astronomy Tower with a bucket of mud and a bucket of rooster's blood and dumped it on unsuspecting Mudbloods who passed by. That pathetic little Finch-Fletchley Hufflepuff nearly wet his robes. He looked as though Deadric Diggory had just died all over again. Hufflepuffs, as a rule, evidently only have two facial expressions. The first is complete and utter confusion, and the second is complete and utter confusion with a hint of regret.
I don't think he realised where it was coming from, as evidently Hufflepuffs have not been taught to look up. Obviously it would conflict with their two facial expressions, since they could not make one and move their head at the same time. I imagine he thought that the heavens were cursing him for his atrocities. He took off crying as soon as we started throwing tumblers down at him. How pathetic. Sally-Anne has always been very ambitious. I believe the broken collarbone she took from Millicent in the match where we slaughtered Hufflepuff this year has made her even more aggressive.
I expect Finch-Fletchley's still crying, in the girls' lavatory most likely. Perhaps he and Moaning Myrtle could become friends now. In fact, I think it would be best for everyone if the entirety of Hufflepuff Tower moved into Moaning Myrtle's toilet. At least the rest of us would be spared. Then again, when it comes to Hufflepuffs, perhaps no one wants to be spared, as we've all seen how that turns out.
Comments:
| finch_fletchley @ 2003-04-02 09:45 pm UTC |
I was NOT crying, Malfoy! You threw BLOOD ON ME! BLOOD! What's your damage, man?!
| potterstinks @ 2003-04-02 10:19 pm UTC |
It's not my fault you walked under a window at an inopportune time.
(parent)| erniemacmillan @ 2003-04-02 10:37 pm UTC |
YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-04-02 11:14 pm UTC |
Yeah, that's right. Thanks for letting me know, as I may have forgotten.
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2003-04-02 11:34 pm UTC |
This isn't over, Malfoy. You'll pay for that stuff about Cedric. I mean it. I don't care if you're a prefect. I don't care about your stupid new girlfriend, either. She'll pay too.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-04-02 11:54 pm UTC |
Oh, please. You probably didn't even know Diggory. It's rather pathetic, trying to be so defensive over someone who wouldn't have given you the time of day.
(parent)| erniemacmillan @ 2003-04-03 12:15 am UTC |
What would you know, eh? Leave Justin alone, haven't you done enough!
(parent)| hannahabbott @ 2003-04-03 09:27 pm UTC |
Not everyone acts like you, Malfoy.
Cedric Diggory was a kind and decent person, which is more than I can say for some I could mention. He was one of my neighbours, and I'm proud to say I knew him. I am deeply ashamed that you even presume to understand just what kind of person he was.
Furiously,
Hannah Abbott
| scotchtartan @ 2003-04-02 11:04 pm UTC |
Mr. Finch-Fletchley, Madam Pomfrey is looking for you. She saw you speeding past her covered in blood and is most concerned. Do go to her for a thorough check up.
As for you, Mr Malfoy, 27 points from Slytherin for causing unnecessary emotional distress to Hufflepuff House.
Professor McGonagall.
| scotchtartan @ 2003-04-03 12:00 am UTC Re: |
In that case, Mr Malfoy, I hardly think you'd mind serving a 21 minute detention before dinner to rid the kitchen of a tricky rat problem. Mrs Norri doesn't feel up for the job. Report to me after classes. Consider it Perfect's duty if you will.
Professor McGonagall.
| arithmantra @ 2003-04-02 09:51 pm UTC |
As I am feeling generous this evening, Mr. Malfoy, due to the excess comfort charm woven into my new flannel pyjamas, I shall assign you detention with me for your ill-advised comment about dear Mr. Diggory.
Report to my office tomorrow evening after dinner. Bring--well, bring whatever you like. Professor Lupin seems quite confident that tea at detention is a worthy deterrent. I think perhaps I shall try it.
Good evening. Do try not to insult the memory of too many more deceased students between now and then.
| seekercho @ 2003-04-03 01:07 am UTC |
Picking on Hufflepuff and dead men may make you feel more important than you really are, Malfoy, but all you'll ever be is just another masked goon with a mark on his arm and a Dementor to snog.
You are such a bloody coward.
- Cho
| pinkstarsgirlie @ 2003-04-03 02:35 am UTC |
Go Cho Go!!!!! Malfoy, you're just mean and horrible and you smell funny!!! >.< Stop picking on others, that's a bad bad thing to do!!! >:0 Would you like it if we threw blood on you????? Stop being such a bully!!! >:[!!
Angry!,
!.!.!.Lavender.!.Brown.!.!.!
| hannahabbott @ 2003-04-03 09:15 pm UTC |
You, Malfoy, are the most unforgivibly vulgar and egotistical human being alive.
You are without one ounce of human decency or respect for either your elders or the dead, and should be disqualfied from the human race for shoving.
I, for one, would not miss you one single bit.
Furiously,
Hannah Abbott
Hufflepuff Prefect