| potterstinks @ 2003-04-03 17:01:00 |
| Current mood: | enraged |
I hardly see why everyone's so worked up that I mentioned Diggory. It's not like no one's ever spoken about him before. He had his fifteen minutes of fame, so you should all be happy that Hufflepuff actually had something to be noticed for. I doubt it will happen again.
Last night McGonagall made me look for rats in the kitchens, and I spent most of the time being stalked by Father's old house-elf. The stupid thing kept trying to give me socks to give to Pansy. Why is My Father's ex-elf knitting socks for Pansy? What next? Gnomes from our garden digging secret tunnels for Millicent? Perhaps one of my old tutors could weave a basket for Goyle. Homemade soup for Crabbe?
Speaking of which, I ran into Sally-Anne again today during the wretched blast of cold we had. The poor girl's lips were chapped something fierce. Fortunately, I'd had this sort of balm for your lips lying around and wasn't using it, so I let her use it. Actually, now that I think on it, she hasn't given it back yet. I do hope she isn't planning to sleep with it or something equally odd, though of course I can't blame her for wanting to. My Mother says girls like to collect tokens like that, though I personally feel it's a form of thievery. However, I suppose in this sort of situation I'll have to let it slide.
In any case, Professor Sinistra was down by the Quidditch pitch and a sudden burst of wind sent her robes flying everywhere. Of course, we couldn't help noticing how hairy her legs were, and we were practically on the ground laughing. Then, when I was minding my own business and humming under my breath at dinner, Sinistra popped up out of nowhere and assigned the whole castle a detention. As though students aren't allowed to occasionally assign their name to the tune of a song.
Now there's a group of seventh year Ravenclaws eyeing me up, and I'm sure I should be very afraid, as they might bludgeon me to death with books. However, just as a precaution, I'll have to ask Goyle to sleep standing up with his eyes open all night. Some people are just far too pathetic and will likely place the blame on me, a Prefect. I'm quite sure My Father will be outraged as soon as he reads my last few owls.
Comments:
| colin__creevey @ 2003-04-03 03:21 pm UTC |
aLRIGHT, mALFOY!!! tHIS TIME YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR!!!! i'VE GOT DETENTION WITH pROFESSOR sINISTRA AND SHE SCARES ME AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT AND i WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GOING TO HOGSMEADE WITH THE PASSES pROFESSOR vECTOR GAVE sOBLESSA AND ME BUT NOW i CAN'T BECAUSE OF YOU!!! aND ON TOP OF THAT, YOU MADE sOBLESSA CRY BECAUSE SHE SAW jUSTIN COVERED IN BLOOD AND THOUGHT HE WAS HURT!!! yOU MADE MY GIRLFRIEND CRY!! yOU'RE NOTHING BUT A CREEP!! hARRY SAYS YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS AND NOBODY LIKES YOU AT ALL AND HE'S RIGHT!!!! yOU WANT TO KNOW WHY EVERYBODY LIKES HIM AND WHY NONE OF US MINDED WHEN WE ALL HAD TO DO HIS DETENTIONS WITH sNAPE?!! iT'S BECAUSE HE'S A GOOD PERSON AND YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A BLOOD-THROWING SNOBBY LITTLE CRETIN! i LOOKED UP CRETIN AND YOUR PICTURE WAS NEXT TO IT IN THE DICTIONARY! yOU'LL NEVER HAVE ANY FRIENDS! wE ALL HATE YOU! hATE! hOW DOES THAT FEEL, hUH, mALFOY? kNOWING A WHOLE SCHOOL HATES YOUR GUTS? i HOPE SOMEBODY THROWS BLOOD ON YOU! i HOPE YOU WAKE UP IN BED WITH A HORSE'S HEAD! i HOPE YOU NEVER SLEEP AT NIGHT EVER EVER! yOU'RE THE RUDEST SLIMIEST LOUSIEST EXCUSE FOR A BULLY hOGWARTS HAS EVER HAD! eVERYBODY THINKS SO! tHEY'RE ALL JUST TOO AFRAID TO SAY IT TO YOUR FACE BECAUSE THEY ALL THINK YOU'LL HEX THEM OR SOMETHING! bUT i WON'T BE AFRAID ANYMORE! yOU'RE HORRIBLE, mALFOY! NOBODY LIKES YOU! hARRY SAID SO, AND hARRY'S ALWAYS RIGHT!
aNGRY cOLIN cREEVEY!
| colin__creevey @ 2003-04-03 03:38 pm UTC |
aND ANOTHER THING, mALFOY!!! wHY IS IT THAT WHEN ANYBODY ELSE DOES ANYTHING *good* AROUND HERE YOU HAVE TO GO AND RUIN IT BY MAKING FUN OF IT LIKE WE'RE ALL A BUNCH OF GEEKS FOR WANTING TO BE NICE TO EACH OTHER? rEMEMBER THAT ONE TIME YOU STOLE gINNY wEASLEY'S STUFFED ANIMAL JUST BECAUSE YOU COULD? aND THE TIME YOU NEARLY GOT hAGRID FIRED? aLL YOU EVER WANT TO DO IS RAIN ON OTHER PEOPLE'S PARADE WHEN THEY'RE HAVING FUN AND ONCE hARRY SAID YOU JUST CRASH THE PARTY BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID NOBODY WILL INVITE YOU! yOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UGLY AND MISERABLE AND NOBODY WILL COME TO YOUR FUNERAL! mAYBE THAT'S A LITTLE HARSH BUT i DON'T CARE BECAUSE YOU MADE sOBLESSA cry AND i REALLY HOPE YOU PAY FOR EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE! sOMEWHERE OUT THERE IS A HEX WITH YOUR NAME ON IT AND i HOPE IT'S AN UNFORGIVABLE!
(parent)| colin__creevey @ 2003-04-03 03:58 pm UTC |
yOU REALLY THINK I CARE ABOUT FIVE MEASLEY HOUSE POINTS AFTER FIVE YEARS OF MISERY!!! ha!!! yOU'RE SUCH A JOKE, mALFOY!!! yOU'RE A JOKE TO EVERYBODY! THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO EVEN PRETEND TO LIKE YOU ARE CRABBE AND GOYLE AND I KNOW GOYLE, HE'S *my* FRIEND AND EVEN HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU THAT MUCH! HE THINKS YOU'RE OVERBEARING AND RUDE, HE JUST DOESN'T WANT TO SAY SO BECAUSE HE THINKS NONE OF THE OTHER SLYTHERINS WILL BACK HIM UP BUT I KNOW BETTER BECAUSE I'VE BEEN WATCHING THEM ALL! cRABBE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ANYBODY, HE JUST WANTS THE FREE FOOD YOUR MOM SENDS YOU FROM HOME WHEN SHE BOTHERS TO REMEMBER YOUR EXISTENCE!! pANSY AND MILLICENT MAKE FUN OF YOU ALL THE TIME AND THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR FRIENDS BUT THEY LAUGH AT YOU JUST LIKE THE REST OF US!!! AND *ANOTHER* THING!!! YOU THINK THERE'S SOME KIND OF HUGE RIVALRY BETWEEN YOU AND HARRY POTTER BUT THERE ISN'T! HE'S TEN TIMES THE PERSON YOU'LL EVER BE AND YOU NOTICE NOBODY EVER STANDS UP FOR YOU THE WAY THEY DO FOR HIM!!! THE TEACHERS MOCK YOU, THE STUDENTS LAUGH AT YOU, AND IT JUST GETS WORSE EVERY TIME YOU TRY TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK GOOD AT HARRY'S EXPENSE! OR AT ANYBODY ELSE'S FOR THAT MATTER! YOU'LL NEVER BE HARRY POTTER--YOU'LL NEVER COME ANYWHERE CLOSE--SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST CRAWL BACK INTO THE HOLE IN THE GROUND YOU CAME OUT OF AND DO US ALL A FAVOR!
(parent)| just_harry @ 2003-04-03 04:38 pm UTC |
Knock it off, Colin! I think he got the point, okay? Let's go play Exploding Snap or something and just forget about it. And you can bring Soblessa and I'll see if Dean and Seamus want to come and it'll be fun. Alright?
(parent)| colin__creevey @ 2003-04-03 04:43 pm UTC |
I'm not sure I'm done being angry yet!!!! But I'd love to play exploding snap with you, Harry!!! It's really nice of you to offer!!! Thanks a lot! Soblessa says she'd love to come!
I said the right thing though, right! I mean, you agree with me!!
| deanthomas @ 2003-04-04 08:16 am UTC |
Exploding Snap sounds fab, Harry....anything to get me away from the Owlery.
You'd think they could just dash off a note or something...
Anyway, yeah. Eploding Snap. Good stuff.
| petitemillicent @ 2003-04-03 06:08 pm UTC |
I am terribly sorry that you appear to originate from a planet where friends do not make fun of each other.
Gryffindor called, they are missing their fan boy.
Shoo.
M. B.
| colin__creevey @ 2003-04-03 04:23 pm UTC |
OH! and I'm GLAD RON KILLED YOUR OWL! since you MURDERED NEVILLE'S TOAD AND ALL!
MURDERER!
You're a MURDERER AND A CRETIN, Malfoy! I hope you're not still wondering why nobody likes you!!
| blondenarcissa @ 2003-04-03 05:35 pm UTC |
Mr. Creevey,
I am appalled by your blatant show of disrespect for my son. He is a Hogwarts prefect, you know, and is perfectly capable of insuring that you are properly reprimanded for your uncouth attitude toward an authority figure. Perhaps you ought to take a leaf out of that Weasley boy's book and invest in a course on anger management.
Would you be a dear and inform that Miss Soblessa with whom you are so friendly that she ought to separate her eyebrows? There should be two.
Respectfully,
Narcissa Malfoy
| blondenarcissa @ 2003-04-03 05:53 pm UTC |
Mr. Creevey,
Now that I have had ample time to peruse your posts, I would like to point out that malicious lies written down in an entre net journal are considered libel. The things you are accusing my son of are falseties. I do realize that you are very jealous of Draco. I do not blame you for that. Being a Pureblood and a Malfoy are very enviable things. However, I would have hoped that you would have sense enough to not try and bring my son down to your level. One may aspire to greatness but cannot achieve it via cruel gossip and mudslinging.
Narcissa Malfoy
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-03 06:10 pm UTC |
LEAVE COLIN ALONE, HE'S SPEAKING THE TRUTH BUT YOU'RE TOO BLIND TO SEE IT, YOU OVERGROWN MATCHSTICK!
(parent)| blondenarcissa @ 2003-04-03 06:20 pm UTC |
Mr. Weasley,
One would think that you would be hard at work down in the kitchens rather than insulting me. You do still owe the Malfoys around 6,000 galleons for the death of Draco's owl.
Narcissa Malfoy
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-03 06:27 pm UTC Re: |
OH GO FIND A NEW HAIRSTYLE AND LEAVE US GRYFFINDORS ALONE!!!
(parent)| blondenarcissa @ 2003-04-03 06:30 pm UTC |
Mr. Weasley,
You are an impertinent child.
Narcissa Malfoy
| blondenarcissa @ 2003-04-03 06:47 pm UTC |
Mr. Weasley,
I am understanding more and more why your mother cried upon my shoulder the day I went to the Burrow to straighten out the matter of the owl fiasco.
Narcissa Malfoy
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-03 08:34 pm UTC Re: |
Yeah right! Like my mum would want anything to do with you!
(parent)| purestblood @ 2003-04-03 09:10 pm UTC |
Mr. Creevey,
I am sure you are aware that threatening a fellow student is strictly forbidden. You have threatened my son and it will not continue. Rest assured that this will be brought to the attention of the appropriate authorities.
In addition, please accept the package I am sending you in the spirit with which it is meant. Ritalin has been shown to be most efficacious in cases such as yours.
Lucius Malfoy