potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 20:45:00

Current mood:enraged

Attention: Harry Potter.

You can stop stalking my journal now, Potter. No, I'm not going to help you find the pages in my book, no, I'm not using your SODDING LAUNDRY TIPS, no, I don't care about your pathetic little Falmouth flag and no, I don't care about your pathetic, snivelling comments. If you're this desperate for me to acknowledge your insignificant existence, then there you are. There's your acknowledgment, Potter. Perhaps now you can stop violating my journal each time I update it. I don't want you around. And I'll be returning the stupid golf clubs you bought, as I'd prefer to remain in good health. I don't accept gifts from queers.


Comments:

petitemillicent @ 2003-04-25 07:50 pm UTC

What now.

M. B.


seamus_f @ 2003-04-25 07:52 pm UTC

That's nice, Malfoy. Typical. I don't know what bug crawled up your arse, but let me give you a tip: Queer. Not an insult, you moron. So if you mean to say something nasty about Potter, which is how you spend so much of your time, then try another word.

Course, if you mean something else, then you're more of a fucker than even I thought you were.


la_pensee @ 2003-04-25 07:56 pm UTC

Oh darling, did something happen? It's hardly any surprise that everyone wants to be your friend!


potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 08:05 pm UTC

Since you're all so eager to know and I feel everyone has the right to, fine. Here's what happened, in glorious detail. I'm sure you all recall the night of Lupin's housewarming party. Of course you do, as, after all, that was the debut of Potter as a drunkard.

Picture it if you will. I, a moralistic and honest Prefect; Potter, debauched. Of course, looking back on it now, it does sound the perfect scenario or someone to be taken advantage of. However, at the time, as I'd not been on the computer, I was completely unaware of Potter's inebriation. Until I found him in the Transfiguration corridor, trying to sleep against a wall. Though perhaps the better terminology would be 'trying to sleep with a wall.'

In any case, I immediately realised he was drunk and was disgusted. I couldn't help but be reminded of the things My Father had told me about Hagrid before I came to Hogwarts, to warn me. Evidently the oaf set fire to his bed in fits of drunken glee once in awhile. I myself find drinking to be terribly uncouth. Slugging around mugs of mead is not my idea of a fine time.

Being the generous person that I am, instead of turning Potter in to Professor Snape, as I rightly should have, I told him to get back to Gryffindor, as he obviously didn't have a sodding clue where he was. Instead he started wobbling around, and he put his head on my neck, as though it were a perfectly normal place to go to sleep. He probably left a grease stain. Much to my nausea and dismay, the memory of this is burnt into my mind. Since I have such a winning sense of humour, I inquired as to whether Potter was planning to kiss me, since he seemed so dumbly fascinated by the presence of a non-animal-crossover-human. It was a joke. It was supposed to snap him out of it and make him flee in embarrassment at being caught in such a stupid, pathetic state. Instead, do you know what he did? Listen closely, Hogwarts. He said, 'Yeah.'

Naturally I was sickened and left the scene. But by then it was far too late. I soon realised what sort of perversion Potter had been up to at Lupin and Black's. It's not really surprising. They liquoured him up and tried to turn him into one of them. I happened to be the unlucky person to find him in that state. I had to go to the lavatory and shove my fingers down my throat to make myself sick. I had to take a shower to make sure there weren't any germs on me. Who knows what they could have been carrying?

Then he started stalking my journal, leaving those pathetic little attempts at apology that were transparently trying to make sure I was fine with it. No, I'm not fine with it, you stupid little queer. I don't appreciate being the victim of sexual depression. What if I hadn't stopped him? What if he'd been coherent enough to get his wand?

In any case, no, Finnigan, I don't waste insults.


petitemillicent @ 2003-04-25 08:08 pm UTC

Oh, cry me a river, Draco Malfoy.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 08:13 pm UTC

What the hell is wrong with you?

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petitemillicent @ 2003-04-25 08:17 pm UTC
Re:

Funny I was about to ask you the same but I remembered I do not really care.

M. B.

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colin__creevey @ 2003-04-25 08:13 pm UTC

You're so--so sick, Malfoy. I didn't think you could GET any more pathetic but to lie like that about Harry Potter--I hate you! I hate you and your whole Slytherin bunch, you're all sick perverted liars! Leave Harry alone already!

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 08:15 pm UTC

Oh, trust me, this is depravity beyond my lying capabilities. Do you really think I'd associate myself with this just to get one over on Potter? It's nothing but the truth, Creepy. Go jump off a tower. Your hero's a queer.

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jadedsirius @ 2003-04-25 08:19 pm UTC

Right, you pathetic excuse for a weasel. I've been ignoring your whining little posts for the squeakings of a rodent that they are.

But now you've gone too far.

I don't care now that you're a child. What you have said about Harry goes beyond the limits of childish remarks. No one has the right to make such unfounded accusations. I will not stand for it.

How dare you say such things about Harry? By rights, he should be the one furious with you, but I suspect he won't reply at all, and nor can I blame him. You cowardly little shit, blaming your problems on other people who have been for kinder to you than you ever deserve.

Beyond the accusation that my partner and my chosen lifestyle is somehow wrong, you are suggesting we are influencing others with it. You haven't got a clue how the real world works do you? You haven't got a clue about anything. you're a sad, pathetic little spoiled asshole who had the world handed to him on a platter and if he's not careful is going to end up completely and utterly ALONE. Which would be more than you deserve.

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 08:26 pm UTC

Oh, you mean we can drop the teacher and student facade now? Let's. I don't care if you're a professor. I've been fair enough and said nothing until now, but since you've decided for me, I don't care anymore.

Unfounded accusations? Hardly. Your little protege was off spreading your filth before he'd even had a good night's sleep. I'm not suggesting you're influencing others with anything, actually. I'm pointing out a simple fact that everyone knows is true. I've heard of long incarcerations, but I hardly knew that Azkaban turned its prisoners into whores. Which is all I can say for you. Professor. All I know is that no one in this school was gay until you decided to come along. A bit too many heart to hearts? As you seem to be attracted to anything that moves, I wouldn't be surprised if you'd attempted to molest Potter. That's probably where he got it, actually. Of course, it could be that he spent too many years masturbating over that Chang dyke, but somehow, I think it all points to the father figure.

It's quite obvious to anyone with half a brain. Potter goes over to your party, you liquour him up, and suddenly he starts trying to molest every male he sees. I think everyone can draw their own conclusions with that. After all, wasn't your partner the one who tried to resign so he wouldn't be a bad influence on students? Even he knows what you're doing is disgusting.

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blushcrush @ 2003-04-25 08:30 pm UTC

DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT CHO AGAIN. EVER!!!

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 08:32 pm UTC

Oh, and what are you going to do about it? Use my fork so I'll catch it?

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blushcrush @ 2003-04-25 08:34 pm UTC

More like STAB YOU WITH YOUR FORK, you horrid person!!

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 08:36 pm UTC

And a nice way to prove that all lesbians have violent, butch tendencies.

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-25 08:39 pm UTC

DONT YOU TALK ABOUT GINNY THAT WAY, YOU SNOT-NOSED PRAT, OR I'LL HEX YOU INTO NEXT TUESDAY.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-25 08:40 pm UTC

DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO GINNY THAT WAY AGAIN, YOU FUCK!!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-25 08:43 pm UTC

Can you see it yet, Malfoy?

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seekercho @ 2003-04-25 08:44 pm UTC


Oh, you just wait and see, gan ni niang. Wait and fucking see just how violent we can get.

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 09:01 pm UTC

How boring. I remain unimpressed by your Chinese. Nice use of vulgarity, though. Ten points for being a dyke cliché.

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-25 09:03 pm UTC

I SWEAR, MALFOY, SHUT YOUR SODDING MOUTH IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU.

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seekercho @ 2003-04-25 08:42 pm UTC


Fuck you, you little shithead. Tsao ni zuzong shiba dai!

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 08:49 pm UTC

Oh, please do impress me with your ability to speak a second language. I for one cower before it.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-25 08:32 pm UTC

WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU ON ABOUT?! DID YOUR PARENTS FORGET YOUR POCKET MONEY AGAIN?! WHAT DID SIRIUS EVER DO TO YOU?! HARRY'S NOT GAY AND YOU ONLY WISH YOU'D GET MOLESTED BLOODY HELL SHUT THE FUCK UP NOBODY'S LISTENING TO YOU

AND DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT CHO AGAIN!!!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-25 08:33 pm UTC

YOU TAKE THAT BACK, MALFOY, OR YOU'D BEST NEVER SLEEP AGAIN.

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-25 08:40 pm UTC

Oh. Oh dear, Malfoy. You should never have about our family like that.

Look out of the corner of your eye. Do you see it yet? By the end of tomorrow you'll be afraid to fucking blink.

I suggest running. Very, very fast.

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 08:44 pm UTC

Yes, because you're all so terrifying, what with your pasty complexions and tendencies to hex yourselves before you do anyone else. Planning to break into Hogwarts, then? Perhaps going to spy on the boys in their beds?

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-25 08:51 pm UTC

WE'D SNEAK INTO THE SCHOOL TO BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR MEASLEY LITTLE BODY, MALFOY!

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 09:05 pm UTC

And yet, somehow I imagine you'd find the time to swing past the changing rooms.

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-25 09:15 pm UTC

The Slytherin equipment room, maybe.

Checked your broom lately, Malfoy?

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jadedsirius @ 2003-04-25 08:41 pm UTC

A person's sexuality is not a choice. To suggest that I or anyone else could make anyone gay is fatuous and just shows the depths of your ignorance.

What is a choice, however, is whether or not to spread malicious accusations against something you cannot understand.

I do not care what you say about me; your opinions are as far beneath my notice as worm excrement. But when you insult my family and friends, you go too far, little boy.

Watch your back, as I'm sure there will be many people aiming for you.

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 08:43 pm UTC

Oh, and threatening a student. A shining example of why gays deserve to live in society.

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seekercho @ 2003-04-25 08:46 pm UTC


More than you do, asshole.

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jadedsirius @ 2003-04-25 08:51 pm UTC

Read it again, since your intelligence seems to be subnormal. Which would explain a great deal.

I did not threaten you. I hardly think that's necessary. I'm sure many others will have done already.

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 08:55 pm UTC

Yes, you did.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-25 08:20 pm UTC

HAHAHA HARRY WHAT?! IN YOUR BLOODY DREAMS, MALFOY!

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colin__creevey @ 2003-04-25 08:23 pm UTC

YES RIGHT WHAT HE SAID YOU CREEP!!!!!

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 08:29 pm UTC

If that were what I dreamt about, I'd have hanged myself ages ago. Do you really think I'd go out on such a limb to insult Potter? It seems rather illogical, doesn't it? Of course, I can't expect you'd see that.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-25 08:35 pm UTC

What, you think I was born yesterday?! This is EXACTLY WHAT YOU DO, MALFOY! Actually it's the only thing you EVER DO, throwing lies about people around BUT NO ONE TAKES YOU SERIOUSLY JUST SO YOU KNOW

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 08:38 pm UTC

I would hardly lie about something that turns me into a victim. In fact, the pure reason I hadn't said anything until now was because I was appalled that others might think I condoned it if they found out. However, everyone else has a right to know who they're sharing lavatories with.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-25 08:45 pm UTC

Oh very funny, Malfoy, VICTIM MY FOOT! YOU'RE THE ONE SPREADING LIES ABOUT HARRY HERE ARE YOU REALLY THAT STUPID OR SOMETHING?! HARRY'S THE VICTIM AND YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS, YOU HEAR ME! NOBODY WANTS TO SHARE THE SCHOOL WITH YOU SO YOU BEST SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 08:46 pm UTC

Why don't you go ask him yourself, then? You'll note he hasn't shown his face.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-25 08:49 pm UTC
Re:

MAYBE HE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU, LYING SACK OF SHIT

AND I WILL, SO YOU CAN BE READY TO EAT YOUR SODDING WORDS BACK

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 08:56 pm UTC

OR MAYBE HE'S ACTUALLY GAY AND NOW HE'S ASHAMED, AS HE SHOULD BE.

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seamus_f @ 2003-04-25 09:12 pm UTC

And once again, you prove yourself a sorry excuse for a wizard. Disgusting, is what it is in the face of the day, just disgusting.

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 09:33 pm UTC

No, Finnigan. You seem to be mistaking me for Potter.

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seamus_f @ 2003-04-25 09:52 pm UTC

Oh, believe me, I would never mistake YOU for Harry. Were I to, I assure you, it would be entirely to your benefit.

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seamus_f @ 2003-04-25 08:33 pm UTC

Um, Ron? Go talk to Harry. He's in that room Hermione has been using for the SPEW stuff. Go now.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-25 08:42 pm UTC

What, why?! Can't it wait?! I've got someone to murder here! Honestly!

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seamus_f @ 2003-04-25 08:30 pm UTC

Well. Isn't this polite.

I soon realised what sort of perversion Potter had been up to at Lupin and Black's. It's not really surprising. They liquoured him up and tried to turn him into one of them.

Perversion? Is that what the chic closed-minded wankers are calling it these days? YOu disgust me.

Do you honestly think that, as his guardians, and knowing only too well the difficulties he'd face, Remus Lupin and Sirius Black would "try to turn him"? Do you think that is even possible? I would say you were raised by wolves, but that would be an insult to wolves, seeing how you've turned out. How you managed to remain so completely ignorant at the age of sixteen is well beyond me.

Men, and women, are gay, or they aren't. They aren't "turned", they aren't victims of "bad influence", they just ARE. Remus Lupin is. Sirius Black is. I am. Dean Thomas (who, by the way, is more man than you can ever hope to be) is.

Harry Potter is. And it was his privilege, as it was mine and Dean's and Lupin's and Black's, to tell people when he was good and ready. You have taken that from him with this OUTING, and that is a low thing even for you, Malfoy.

the memory of this is burnt into my mind
This is likely the only piece of emotional truth in this entire sorry post.

You, sir, are a scoundrel. And I don't waste insults, either.

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colin__creevey @ 2003-04-25 08:34 pm UTC

But--but he's lying! Isn't he lying, Seamus!! Right??!! I mean,--Harry isn't! Is he! He couldn't!!

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seamus_f @ 2003-04-25 08:36 pm UTC

Colin, just, cool it, okay? You've had a weird day. Take a break.

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colin__creevey @ 2003-04-25 08:40 pm UTC

WHY WON'T ANYBODY TELL ME THE TRUTH? IS HE OR ISN'T HE?

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-25 08:46 pm UTC

OF COURSE HE'S NOT, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU LOT TODAY?!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-25 08:36 pm UTC

Uhm. Huh? What are you on about, Seamus?!

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seamus_f @ 2003-04-25 08:38 pm UTC

Ron, seriously:

GO TALK TO HARRY. NOW.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-25 08:48 pm UTC

OKAY ALREADY

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 08:42 pm UTC

Hang on a moment. Potter's gay?

I WAS MAKING THAT UP. IT WAS A JOKE. I WAS EXAGGERATING. I ASSUMED POTTER WAS JUST A SLOPPY DRUNK. You can't be serious Finnigan. I was extrapolating from true facts to make Potter look like an idiot.

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colin__creevey @ 2003-04-25 08:46 pm UTC

SO YOU WERE LYING AFTER ALL YOU SODDING MENACE!!! HE'S NOT GAY AND YOU'RE FULL OF BULLOCKS!

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seamus_f @ 2003-04-25 08:49 pm UTC

Christ Jesus Almighty but you are a FUCKER.

You are like a child playing with fire, aren't you? You thought it would be funny to make this kind of implication, knowing the kind of person Harry is? Knowing that he would have to explain himself to his friends, the school? Do you have any IDEA what you are playing at?

So you aren't actually evil, you're just STUPID and PATHETIC. Figures.

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 08:50 pm UTC

'Knowing the kind of person'? I assumed he wasn't your kind of person. You'd think with the rest of it, he could at least salvage some scrap of dignity. I think I'm going to be sick.

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seamus_f @ 2003-04-25 09:03 pm UTC

When I said kind of person I was referring to his integrity, not his sexuality.

And I am a great deal more diginified than you are. At least someone trying to drunkenly kiss me wouldn't sent me off to the vomitorium, no matter their gender

Do try to be a man on occasion, Malfoy. I know it's tough at first, but it gets easier with practice.

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 09:10 pm UTC

No, I imagine you wouldn't mind one bit. Given your promiscuity with Thomas, I'm sure you'd be open for any new 'experiences', no matter who the person. After all, one can't be choosy.

You know, thinking on it, I probably should have owled Thomas' parents myself. Muggles and all, but still, one has the right to know when their son is a disgrace. How is he doing?

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deanthomas @ 2003-04-25 09:19 pm UTC

Thomas is doing just fine. Hate to disappoint.

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 09:23 pm UTC

Oh, drat. I'd been hoping to tell you to get well soon. I suppose your relatives have said so enough, though. Too bad you won't be acquiescing.

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deanthomas @ 2003-04-25 09:26 pm UTC

....

fuck you, malfoy.

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seamus_f @ 2003-04-25 09:34 pm UTC

Baby, go find Harry. You're better at comforting people than I am. Draw him a picture or something, that will make him smile. I'll do this bit; this is what I'm good at.

love you

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deanthomas @ 2003-04-25 09:38 pm UTC

ok

...

love you, too

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boot_boy @ 2003-04-25 09:37 pm UTC

Go Dean! You tell that rat bastard.

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deanthomas @ 2003-04-25 09:39 pm UTC

now's not the time, boot.....

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boot_boy @ 2003-04-25 09:40 pm UTC

What? Is something going on...?

Oh.

Never mind.

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seamus_f @ 2003-04-25 09:43 pm UTC

This is likely the only time I'll ever say this, but--

Take care of him for a bit tonight, keep him from moping. He does that; you can keep him up and not thinking.

I'll be around when I can. Thanks.

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boot_boy @ 2003-04-25 09:49 pm UTC


What? Oh, uh okay, I'll, um, I'll read him some poetry, he might like that, and I have some beans he can have, I mean I took a bunch earlier but there should be some left and I still have the art supplies from the banner-making, and he can make me a "Support Boot, At Least He's Not A Homophobe" banner. Fucking Malfoy. Yeah....

... are you coming, Thomas?

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deanthomas @ 2003-04-25 09:55 pm UTC



yeah....coming....

...

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seamus_f @ 2003-04-25 09:30 pm UTC

Before you insult him again, Malfoy, you'd best recall what happened when you left him for dead in this very room.

I do not make empty threats. Leave him alone. This is between you and me.

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 09:32 pm UTC

Yes, tossing my face into food. Very scary. How is this between us? I surely hope there's nothing between us but a great deal of space.

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seamus_f @ 2003-04-25 09:48 pm UTC

As I recall, falling into the food was entirely your idea. Nice bit of improvisation, too. Really gave the bashing your head part a bit of class.

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 09:50 pm UTC

It's quite boring compared to knocking someone under a copy machine, though.

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seamus_f @ 2003-04-25 09:56 pm UTC

Ah, but I need neither a wand nor a large piece of Muggle office equipment to give you a concussion. I can do it with my bare hands.

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 09:58 pm UTC

I'd rather you controlled your libido and kept your hands off of me. I'm sure you would prefer to use your hands.

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seamus_f @ 2003-04-25 10:04 pm UTC

Huh. I was talking about a bit of old fashioned street fighting. YOU were the one who introduced the sex.

I had no idea you felt that way about me, Malfoy. Too bad for you I'm taken.

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lupercus @ 2003-04-25 10:30 pm UTC


That's enough, Seamus.

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seamus_f @ 2003-04-25 10:34 pm UTC

But Professor! Surely--

Okay. I should find Dean anyway . . .

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colin__creevey @ 2003-04-25 08:51 pm UTC

You know what, Seamus, just forget it, you don't have to explain anything to me, I'm just in the bloody way and I don't need to know anything anyway because nobody cares and I'll be in my dorm room.

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 08:48 pm UTC

FINNIGAN. IS POTTER REALLY GAY?

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seamus_f @ 2003-04-25 08:51 pm UTC

Ask him. That's what I did.

Oh, wait, you're not talking to him. Well then, I guess you'll never know, will you?

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 08:52 pm UTC

I'm not getting within a metre of him. God, and you all share showers, don't you?

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seamus_f @ 2003-04-25 09:07 pm UTC

And with whom, exactly, do you shower? And has anything happened?

Typical, thinking that you'd be irresistible. I, for one, am not finding it all that difficult to keep well away from the likes of you.

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hannahabbott @ 2003-04-25 09:36 pm UTC

Homophobic much, Malfoy?

Prat.

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pinkstarsgirlie @ 2003-04-25 08:51 pm UTC

Seamus, you're kidding right? >.<

*`,Lavender.&.Brown,`*

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seamus_f @ 2003-04-25 09:09 pm UTC

What if he is? I am, and you like me well enough. Dean is. Ginny is dating Cho. I'm not sure what the issue is--you never said anything about the rest of us.

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pinkstarsgirlie @ 2003-04-25 09:12 pm UTC

Oh you know you three are different! ^_^ I don't know Cho anyway ^_~ But Harry has to set my example!! :O Everyone knows him!! My parents and relatives ask about him all the time! -.- What am I suppose to tell them if it's true!?!?! T_T

Lav

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seamus_f @ 2003-04-25 09:18 pm UTC

First, Harry is your CLASSMATE, so I don't know why he needs to set any examples for you.

Second, why do you think that he would not be a good example if he were gay? Aren't Black and Lupin excellent examples? You've been in some crazy romantic haze over them ever since they announced their engagement! They are certainly more in a position to set a good example than Harry is.

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pinkstarsgirlie @ 2003-04-25 09:22 pm UTC

They are professors! We don't have to share common rooms with them and they're cute when they're both wolfie and doggie! ^_^ Harry is TBWL, Seamus! :O :O :O

Lav

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seamus_f @ 2003-04-25 09:28 pm UTC

Lavender? Do you even attend to the same school I do?

First, you share a common room with me, and Dean and Ginny, and you used to share one with Oliver Wood. So I have no idea where you are going with that remark.

Second, are you saying it's okay to be gay as long as one is cute about it? This isn't a fucking game, Lav. You're my friend, you should have noticed what it was like when I came out--what it's like now for Dean. Is any of this CUTE? Are we merely entertainment for you?

Third, TBWL? What sort of fan shit is that? Harry is your classmate. He needs your friendship, now more than ever, not your hero-worship! Honestly, you are no better than Colin!

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pinkstarsgirlie @ 2003-04-25 09:36 pm UTC

You and Dean are cute!! ^_^ You two are always together anyway! You don't have to be mean about it, I came up with TBWL and it's cool >:0 And Colin is right and you know it!!! Is Harry gay or not?? >.< He kissed me once you know! :O :O :O

Lav

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seamus_f @ 2003-04-25 09:39 pm UTC

I kissed you once, too, Lavender. More than once. I took you to your first ball.

Or did you forget that? I haven't. Cherish that memory, I do. Or did.

Please, don't do this, Lav. If only for my sake.

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pinkstarsgirlie @ 2003-04-25 09:43 pm UTC

>.<

I have to go shower... >.<

>.<

Lav

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hannahabbott @ 2003-04-25 09:41 pm UTC

Sorry to interrupt, Lavender, but how would Harry's choice of sexuality change his personality or the "example" that he sets? It shouldn't.

~ Hannah Abbott

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finch_fletchley @ 2003-04-25 08:35 pm UTC

Wait... is that why Potter wanted me to fly with him?! I knew that was a little funny! Oh my God!


erniemacmillan @ 2003-04-25 08:45 pm UTC

I TOLD YOU THAT WAS FISHY!!!!! He didn't... he didn't touch you or anything, did he?

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finch_fletchley @ 2003-04-25 08:54 pm UTC

NO!!! Well, I mean, I don't think he did. What if he did, and I didn't know?

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hannahabbott @ 2003-04-25 09:42 pm UTC

Justin, calm down.

I'm sure Harry was only asking you to fly with him because he was trying to be friendly. That's all.

~ Hannah.

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erniemacmillan @ 2003-04-25 09:43 pm UTC

How do you know? You and Potter aren't close! Justin's a decent guy, for a guy, and it was totally out of the blue!

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hannahabbott @ 2003-04-25 09:46 pm UTC

And Harry Potter is a decent guy as well, Ernie.

How has he changed from the person he was a day ago? He hasn't.

~ Hannah.

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finch_fletchley @ 2003-04-25 09:49 pm UTC

Leave it to you to make sure you don't mess with anyone else! Wouldn't want you to say anything bad about someone or ruin being perfect, would we? Whatever happened to being loyal to your REAL friends? You know, the ones who aren't celebrities?

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hannahabbott @ 2003-04-25 09:53 pm UTC

I am loyal to my friends Justin! But I think that making derogatry comments about anyone is just going to make the situation worse.

And I certainly don't approve of you telling Susan that Harry asked her to the Ball just to look normal. Tell me, Justin? What is your definition of normal?

I would defend anyone on this particular subject, I am not doing it just because Harry is Harry Potter. Anyone.

- H.

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finch_fletchley @ 2003-04-25 09:56 pm UTC

Oh, so Susan has no right to be upset! Fuck you, Hannah, and fuck the fucking stick up your arse. I'm sick of you treating Susan like shite just so you can get a fucking word in every once in awhile. I DON'T CARE IF YOU APPROVE. IF I CARED I'D HAVE LISTENED TO YOU WHEN YOU SAID SIRIUS BLACK WAS A SHRUB.

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hannahabbott @ 2003-04-25 10:18 pm UTC
Re:

FINE.

You were not better, if memory serves me correctly, Justin.

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arithmantra @ 2003-04-25 09:43 pm UTC

50 points from Hufflepuff. Apiece.

Honestly, as if Harry Potter is somehow different in the last hour than he has been for the last sixteen years. Another word on this subject will land you both in detention for a month.

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 09:48 pm UTC

I see you take points now, Professor. You missed Brown up there as well.

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blondenarcissa @ 2003-04-25 08:42 pm UTC

Draco,

I do not know why you are saying these things. I must admit that I am taken aback by your description of what happened the night of Remus and Sirius's housewarming party. Surely you have misinterpreted the events? I know you have been under a lot of stress lately darling and it is getting to you.

Oughtn't you have a nice cup of tea and try and lie down? You could certainly use the rest, dear.

Love,
Mother


potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 08:51 pm UTC

Mother, aren't you the one who's said homosexuality doesn't exist? I bet Potter doesn't look so polite now.

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blondenarcissa @ 2003-04-25 09:05 pm UTC

Draco,

I may have said that but it was in a completely different context as I did was not close friends with Remus at that point in time. Since getting to know Remus and Sirius, my views on this issue have been altered. They are my friends and I am quite disgusted with how you are treating them. In fact, disgusted is too delicate a word.

I am very disappointed in you, Draco. A gentleman would never behave as you are doing now. Your father and I raised you to be a proper aristocrat and I can see that you are disregarding the many lessons we have strived to teach you.

Mother

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 09:06 pm UTC

Remind me to take notes to suit your mood swings the next time you try to teach me morals then, Mother. After all, I wouldn't want to disgust you because I missed the memorandum.

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blondenarcissa @ 2003-04-25 09:13 pm UTC

DRACO MALFOY WHAT is WRONG with you? I am your MOTHER. I SACRAFICE things for you. I LOVE YOU. I DO NOT DESERVE TO BE TREATED IN THIS MANNER. I LEFT YOUR FATHER IN PROTEST OF SUCH TREATMENT AND DO NOT EXPECT FOR YOU TO EMULATE HIS ACTIONS AND TREAT ME THE WAY HE DOES YOU.

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 09:16 pm UTC

Yes, and you just keep pointing that out, don't you? If you're still interested to know what I want, Mother, what I want is for you to go back to the Manor like a normal mother. Since that seems to be a decision you made without me, I'll thank you not to involve me in your sacrifice any longer. Ask Potter instead.

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blondenarcissa @ 2003-04-25 09:28 pm UTC

What has Harry got to do with ANYTHING concerning my involvement in your life, Draco? Continue to push me away Draco and you shall have NO ONE to support you.

I am livid.

I cannot believe that you are giving me cheek.

Have you ever even CONSIDERED the fact that everything I do is for you? Has that notion ever crossed your mind? I never mind it because you are my son and I want you to be happy. I can see that my efforts have gone unappreciated. You may as well just rip my heart out of my chest and stomp on it.

You have hurt me more deeply than I ever could have imagined.

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 09:29 pm UTC

I myself enjoyed when you told the girls at your little party that I was fourteen. Seventeen, Mother. Seventeen. On 31 December, if you've forgotten.

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blondenarcissa @ 2003-04-25 09:37 pm UTC

I had a lot on my mind! I know how old you are, Draco, although I must say you are behaving in quite an infantile manner at the moment.

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arithmantra @ 2003-04-25 09:53 pm UTC

Narcissa,

As much as I respect and admire your recent attempts to forge a new independent identity for yourself, I must inform you that your reproaches are coming a bit late to do serious good. If you are actually deluding yourself that you and your husband have indeed taught Draco tolerance and respect for diversity all these many years, let me remind you of a few things. In all the years I have known him, have watched him grow up under your influence, I have seen only that you have taught him that true gentlemen are exclusionary and cold-hearted; that true ladies have their work done for them by servants and never interfere in the personal lives of their sons and daughters; that proper aristocrats are detached from all semblance of feeling and do their best to associate only with those whose habits and behavior most exactly resemble their own.

If in any of these traits you can find the smallest hint of an open-minded education and exposure to other lifestyles, I will gladly trade in all my Boeotian teaching methods and adopt your draconian habits instead, for they certainly seem to have worked admirably to raise exactly the kind of son you prize. Congratulations.

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blondenarcissa @ 2003-04-25 10:47 pm UTC

Hilda:

I do appreciate the fact that you think so highly of my recent actions in regards to how I have been dealing with my son. However, your 'reproachfulness' is something that I consider trite and completely unwarranted. How can you in good conscious sit back on your heels and judge the parenting skills that Lucius and I wield while raising our son? Let me remind you of a one thing in particular:

You are not a parent.

That being stated for the record, do not dare presume to tell me how I may have raised my child. You have no proper or solid scrap of evidence to tell you how life honestly is at the Manor. You have no first-hand knowledge of how Draco interacts with me in private. You know nothing of what it is to be a Malfoy in today's envious society. He has been raised to be a gentleman and an aristocrat first. He has been under due pressure lately as of family problems. This does not excuse his actions. His father and I shall deal with this. It is none of your concern.

Narcissa Peltier Malfoy

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arithmantra @ 2003-04-25 08:56 pm UTC

Oh, Draco.

You have just earned yourself detention every day for the remainder of the school year.

Please cease this horrific behavior immediately.


potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 08:59 pm UTC

No, I don't think I will. It's my journal, where I can share my thoughts, and the horrors that fall upon me.

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arithmantra @ 2003-04-25 09:06 pm UTC

Keep in mind that your journal can and will earn you all the punishment you could ever desire for choosing to detail your "horrors" so explicitly.

There is no excuse for such remarks as these, Draco. I don't care how appallingly beneath yourself you wish to act, but I cannot stand by and watch you so carelessly hurting those around you.

If this continues, rest assured I shall speak to Madam Hooch and the Headmaster about pulling you from the Slytherin Quidditch team.

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 09:08 pm UTC

Oh, but I notice you don't pull Weasley from the Quidditch team for making foul remarks about Slytherin. I suppose that's all right, as long as no one's insulting anything you like. Please, do speak to the Headmaster. I'm sure you can all have a nice little chat about bias.

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arithmantra @ 2003-04-25 09:13 pm UTC

It is your own bias at the moment that I am concerned with, Mr. Malfoy. And do not think I will make your detentions easy ones. The fact I do not choose to punish does not mean I do not know how to.

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 09:14 pm UTC

Oh, that's right. It's only bias if it's coming from a Slytherin. Nice of you to assign detention to Finch-Fletchley and Macmillan.

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arithmantra @ 2003-04-25 09:22 pm UTC

To stop a wildfire from spreading, Mr. Malfoy, one begins with putting out the source. Are you quite finished?

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 09:28 pm UTC

You're right, of course. I often sit around with Finch-Fletchley and Macmillan and teach them the hazards of gays. Naturally they couldn't have come to this conclusion all on their own.

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potions_master @ 2003-04-25 09:13 pm UTC



Four hundred and thirty-seven points from Slytherin.


arithmantra @ 2003-04-25 09:14 pm UTC

Might I also recommend setting Slytherin back another negative 25 points for each comment Mr. Malfoy continues to make to this thread, Professor Snape.

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potions_master @ 2003-04-25 09:51 pm UTC


You punish students as you see fit, Vector, and I shall do the same.

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 09:21 pm UTC

Professor, surely you're joking. Slytherin only has four hundred and thirty-seven points.

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petitemillicent @ 2003-04-25 09:31 pm UTC

Well done.

M. B.

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potions_master @ 2003-04-25 09:33 pm UTC

Had, Mr Malfoy. You now hold the distinction of being the first student in the history of this school to have single-handedly cost his House all of its points.

I am certain your fellow Slytherin will be very proud.

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 09:37 pm UTC

Because of Potter? Professor, you can't be serious! It's Slytherin! Your House?</i>

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potions_master @ 2003-04-25 09:43 pm UTC


I am well aware of what House I head, Mr Malfoy, and I assure you that I am quite serious.

And for once, this has nothing to do with Potter.

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la_pensee @ 2003-04-25 09:30 pm UTC

Professor Snape, you know Draco is just kidding! There's really no need to deduct all that points, will you reconsider it if I talk to him? The poor boy is just having a bad day, Professor.

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potions_master @ 2003-04-25 09:36 pm UTC


No.

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la_pensee @ 2003-04-25 09:37 pm UTC
Re:

Would you like some muffins, Professor?

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potions_master @ 2003-04-25 09:39 pm UTC


Detention, Miss Parkinson, for attempted bribery.

I would advise you not to press the issue further, and for once in your life, be silent.

Professor Snape

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susanbones @ 2003-04-25 09:44 pm UTC

...

harry is that why you asked me to go to the ball with you?? justin says its because you wanted to look normal. :( i thought you liked me.


potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 09:46 pm UTC

THIS ISN'T POTTER'S JOURNAL, BONES. I SUGGEST YOU GO LOOK FOR HIM IN SPEW CENTRAL IF YOU HAVE A BONE TO PICK.

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scotchtartan @ 2003-04-25 10:10 pm UTC

Malfoy! Of all the despicable, unthinkable acts you have ever committed, airing the personal life of another student to something of this nature has to be the lowest! What can you possibly be thinking? No, I don't want to know.

The sheer nerve astounds me. Professor Black is your professor and that will not change despite what leverage you may think you hold. I have never seen a student speak to a professor in such a disgraceful manner. This is the most abhorrent, malicious, abominable act of immaturity and self-preservance I have seen to date.

I WANT EVERYONE IN THIS SCHOOL TO STOP COMMENTING ON THIS JOURNAL ENTRY POST-HASTE OR THE CONSEQUENCES WILL BE DIRE. FIFTY POINTS FROM EVERY HOUSE.

Malfoy, you will turn in your Prefect's badge before midnight.


potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 10:15 pm UTC

Professor Snape already took all of Slytherin's points. I think that's enough punishment for sharing my point of view.

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scotchtartan @ 2003-04-25 10:18 pm UTC

Your badge, Malfoy.

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 10:21 pm UTC

Isn't this a bit of an overreaction?

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scotchtartan @ 2003-04-25 10:27 pm UTC

That will be left to the determination of the Headmaster. You can ask him yourself tomorrow afternoon. While I am uncertain as to whether or not it is appropriate that your Housemates should suffer your personal lack of judgement, this is hardly behaviour appropriate of a Prefect. You will turn in your badge, Malfoy, and that is the final word.

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purestblood @ 2003-04-25 10:27 pm UTC

Draco.

This will stop immediately. You will be at the Manor at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning to explain your actions tonight to your mother and myself. Do not oversleep; however, seeing as you've been relieved of your Prefect duties, that's hardly a possibility, is it?

You will look both your mother and myself in the eye and you will attempt to justify your existence.
You will explain your actions, your motivations, and your thought processes to us.
You will convince us that you are indeed worthy to be called our heir.
You will listen as I explain the consequences of your actions, and you will accept the punishment I mete out to you, and you will be grateful that you still carry the Malfoy name.
You will not have a good summer, Draco. Do be prepared for that eventuality.

You will apologize, publicly, to the following people, and believe me, it had better be good:
Your mother
Harry Potter
Professors Black, Lupin, and Vector
Ms. Chang
Mr. Finnigan
Mr. Thomas
Fred, George, and Virginia Weasley

I can see that there is much for you to learn, and so, before we meet in person tomorrow, I leave you with a thought. When casting aspersions blindly, and reviling others for what they are, you might consider that such aspersions hit far closer to home than you realize.

Ten o'clock, Draco. You will not be late.


Lucius Malfoy


potterstinks @ 2003-04-25 10:32 pm UTC

Yes, Father.

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arithmantra @ 2003-04-25 10:45 pm UTC

Considering that of all the people on earth whose existence I am at the greatest pains to justify with the least amount of success, your name is at the top of the list, I find your attempts to discipline your son over behaviour he learned from you to be utterly revolting.

delusional arrogance at choosing to make him "justify his existence" to you and Narcissa is matched only by your hypocrisy. It was you who taught him to show disdain for all who were even remotely different from him, while impressing upon him a superficial respect you do not feel for anyone in a position of authority. And he is now to be punished simply because he cannot keep his fangs behind his smile so well as you would wish him to? Your hypocrisy disgusts me, as does your shallow disregard for the feelings of others so long as their oppression makes you look good. Given your complete lack of morality and the constant mixed signals you are forever sending him with the way your words and your deeds completely contradict one another, it is absolutely miraculous that your son has turned out as well as he has.

Draco need offer me no apologies. I'll have none which are induced on pain of disapproval from a father whose parenting has been as negligent and inconsistent as it has been callous, cruel, selfish, and bigoted.

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purestblood @ 2003-04-25 10:53 pm UTC

Thank you for the advice, Miss Vector (or do you spinsters use "Ms" now? I cannot ever remember). It is an honor to take parenting advice from one as knowledgeable on the subject as you.

Lucius Malfoy

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