| potterstinks @ 2003-05-11 01:31:00 |
| Current mood: | enraged |
I've finally managed to take a shower, which was no small relief. Generally I prefer to shower twice a day, but given the state of the Slytherin boys' bath I was in no hurry to spend more time there. In fact, I decided to stop showering in rebellion, but by the third day my skin began to crawl. Pansy generously allowed me use of the Slytherin girls' shower and graciously kept guard to ensure that Queenie Greengrass did not break in during the duration. As I suspected, the girls' bath is kept much tidier than the boys'. However, it stank of approximately six hundred and two different types of perfume and was filled with all sorts of jars, tubes, bottles, packets, sands, powders and strange strips of waxy spellophane meant to remove the moustaches I was unaware the majority of the girls in Slytherin had. I pondered borrowing this odd gritty cream from Tracey Davis so that I could exfoliate, and it was then that I realised I had been in the girls' shower for far too long.
The majority of the castle has cleared out for the latest in the recent string of tedious debauchery. I can't say I'm not relieved to have the school relatively to myself. Of course, Millicent is still here, working on her stamp collection in the common room. I don't suppose she'd be interested in flying, as riding a broomstick might be uncomfortable with whatever it is that is already lodged firmly up her arse. She's been an absolute horror lately, which is odd considering that Millicent is usually such a golden ray of sunshine in an otherwise bleak world.
I received an owl from Sally-Anne this morning and spent most of the day working up my reply. It seems she's enjoying herself at Durmstrang and has no inclination to leave. I feel this is for the best. She also returned my lip balm, which she discourteously never returned after I generously let her borrow it.
Oh, and I'd just like to say that it is so very thoughtful of my entire House to become angry and troubled when I am in an acceptable mood. As a matter of fact, at dinner this evening, Queenie informed me that she was extremely relieved that I had removed Goyle's finger because it indicated that I was in a bad mood again. I'm absolutely delighted to know that my House would prefer it if I were never in an adequate mood. I wouldn't want to let anyone down, of course, so rest assured that I'll do my best to steer clear of any amicable moods so as to not disappoint anyone. I am deeply grateful for your compassion.
Comments:
| petitemillicent @ 2003-05-10 11:16 pm UTC Re: |
Well, I am sure your bedsheets needed the break.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2003-05-10 11:21 pm UTC |
You know, I can easily make Pansy start leaving those pies in your bed instead of mine.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-05-10 11:33 pm UTC |
Is it just me, or are you and I the only two people who aren't inducing nausea lately?
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-05-10 11:34 pm UTC Re: |
Excuse me while I double over in laughter, Mrs Parkinson.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2003-05-10 11:38 pm UTC |
Oh, I'm sorry. I must have forgotten about the time you molested Boot. How silly of me to forget. Perhaps that's what's crawled up your arse and died.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-05-10 11:43 pm UTC Re: |
It was a one time deal and heterosexual just for you.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2003-05-10 11:48 pm UTC |
I wouldn't be so quick to count Boot as a male if I were you.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-05-11 12:15 am UTC Re: |
Perhaps later.
I am rather interested in what others have to say to your most recent entry.
M. B.
| petitemillicent @ 2003-05-11 01:09 am UTC Re: |
Incidentally, I am waiting for Pansy to log on.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2003-05-11 01:23 am UTC |
Sadly, Pansy didn't attend the entire reception. She had to go to dinner with her mother.
(parent)| purestblood @ 2003-05-10 11:13 pm UTC |
Your mother has a nude baby painting of you up in the Hall of Portraits at the Manor.
| blondenarcissa @ 2003-05-10 11:19 pm UTC |
Oh, Draco Darling, I know I have not been the best mother to you and I'm so very sorry and I don't know if you shall ever be able to forgive me but I am trying dear and I want you to be proud of me as I am of you and I am sorry for hurting your feelings even though I do not know what I did and I love you just as much as I love myself which you know is quite a lot and are you all right, Little Dragon?
| arithmantra @ 2003-05-10 11:34 pm UTC |
You should not be so hard on yourself Narcissa as I am much too hard on you myself and I only do it because I want you to be the best mother I never will have a chance to be because the only men who ever hit on me anymore since I came to live in this stuffy castle are men like your insensitive bastard of a husband and sometimes I think I am getting so desperate for affection from any source I even think about taking him up on his not so subtle offers but he will only hurt you in the long run Narcissa and I suggest you should focus on your son because he could be such a good boy although I am certain I have lost all his respect but then that is not so surprising as I am a horrible teacher and I know everyone laughs at me, teachers and students alike and you look so very charming today I remember when I had your complexion and it makes me feel old and friendless just to look at you.
(parent)| blondenarcissa @ 2003-05-10 11:38 pm UTC |
Hilda I am so very glad that you are being forthright with me as you tend to really hurt my feelings with your condescending airs in regards to my son whom I think you sometimes wish was your own but that is not possible because Lucius would never go for a woman such as yourself in fact I am surprised he even went for me because if he knew that I was adopted and that I wasn't even certain of who my birth parents were let alone whether or not they were pureblooded he would be most upset and he is upset most of the time anyway because he is afraid that Draco is pulling away from him and will sever all ties sometime down the road and Lucius does not want to have a nonexistent relationship with Draco like he has with his own father and everything is so very BRIGHT in here, isn't it?
(parent)| blondenarcissa @ 2003-05-10 11:46 pm UTC |
I am adopted, Lucius! I am adopted and I do not know who my biological parents are!
(parent)| blondenarcissa @ 2003-05-10 11:54 pm UTC |
I am sorry that I never told you Lucius but I love you madly and I did not want to upset you or risk losing you over something like that because I need you and I do not know how I would survive if I were to truly be parted from you for more than a brief amount of time as you mean everything to me aside from myself and Draco of course
(parent)| purestblood @ 2003-05-10 11:56 pm UTC |
You say you love me and then you leave me and go live with the dogs and I think you like them better than you do your own husband.
| blondenarcissa @ 2003-05-11 12:11 am UTC |
I do not like them better than my own husband that is very silly of you I just needed for us to have time apart so we could consider on our own and come to terms with how we think we need to be raising our son so that when we are BOTH ready to discuss the matter further we have had ample time to collect our thoughts privately and rationally and can be better parents for our pride and joy.
(parent)| arithmantra @ 2003-05-10 11:47 pm UTC |
Narcissa I am so very glad you can be so honest and straightforward with me as well as you really tend to appall me with your blindness concerning Draco's state of being and sometimes I really do with he was my son so I could treat him better than I have watched you treat him since he was eleven and then I feel awful because a teacher really should not get so attached to a student, especially one as frequently heinous and bratty as Draco and I do not honestly know how you put up with him sometimes let alone that utter monstrosity of a father who by the way is such a slut it breaks my heart to see Draco trying to excuse his behaviour and I hope he gets what he deserves really and yes I am feeling queasy, would you like to go outside and have another heart to heart our last one was so enlightening with the baby names and all and oh dear, I feel like inviting Lucius to come out as well, would you like more wine?
(parent)| blondenarcissa @ 2003-05-10 11:51 pm UTC |
Hilda I too am glad that we feel comfortable enough with one another to be open and honest as adults should be and having said that I must tell you that you should bugger off as far as Draco is concnerned as he is MY child and not yours and I do appreciate your concern for him but ultimately he is my flesh and blood and that as they say is that you know he can be difficult at times but so can his father and I as well it does run in the family you know and not everyone knows how taxing it is to be a Malfoy on a daily basis when a good portion of the wizarding community shuns you because they are so afraid of your surname and the money and power that comes with it which I do not understand as we are a normal average family whom happens to reside in a huge luxurious Manor and yes I would love to go outside with you if Lucius would like to join us as well that would be just grand and have I told you how radiant you look this evening and yes to more wine
(parent)| arithmantra @ 2003-05-10 11:59 pm UTC |
Oh Narcissa you have no idea what a RELIEF it is to hear you say that for I really worried we were getting off on the wrong foot darling and you know I really have such difficulty feeling Draco out sometimes because he is SO closed off and who knows who can get to him anymore except his friends and all and we really should NOT be beating ourselves up because he is just a CHILD and he will be open with us all when he is ready and really I am not trying to take over but help you and oh, this wine is so slooshy I think it matches your eyes really I don't know how anybody can be scared of a family with such lovely eyes and such attractive bone structure yes let's go get Lucius
(parent)| blondenarcissa @ 2003-05-11 12:09 am UTC |
Hilda it is perfectly alright for people to have disagreements every once in a while as long as they can be mature about things and think things over rationally and calmly at some point in time Do not worry Draco can just be a bit touchy from time to time and he will only talk when he is ready to talk which can be maddening but as you said he is a child and he will talk when he is ready to talk and I do not think the wine matches my eyes but if you think so that is entirely your perogative and I will not cheat you of that. I have to dance a dance with Lucius and then we can go alright?
(parent)| arithmantra @ 2003-05-11 12:22 am UTC |
Thank you and may I just say I am sure you will look so lovely dancing together I had to come in here and avoid watching it because it is all so depressing but I will be waiting for you outside and I have procured more wine hurrah!
(parent)| blondenarcissa @ 2003-05-10 11:40 pm UTC |
FINE. I HATE YOU TOO, YOU CORNSTUFFED CROCHETED BOVINE FROM HADES.
(parent)| wehaveseven @ 2003-05-10 11:20 pm UTC |
I think you are a very handsome young man it is a shame about the weak chin.
| purestblood @ 2003-05-10 11:30 pm UTC |
You used to be very pretty. You had the best chest of any of the girls in your grade.
| purestblood @ 2003-05-10 11:37 pm UTC |
I have no interest in touching your wife but I daresay she'd be better off, micro-weenie.
(parent)| purestblood @ 2003-05-10 11:44 pm UTC |
Unlike you, I didn't have to keep trying, hoping in vain to get it right.
I think Molly's turkey baster should be replaced soon.
| purestblood @ 2003-05-11 12:13 am UTC Re: |
I don't think I can learn now. I think it is too late and I've become just like my father was and I was always so afraid that I would be and now it's come true.
(parent)| wehaveseven @ 2003-05-11 12:31 am UTC |
Enjoy the one time in your life I will ever feel sorry for you, Malfoy.
(parent)| purestblood @ 2003-05-11 12:38 am UTC Re: |
Your family always seems so happy despite the fact that you are poor and you all seem to love one another so and I confess that I find myself fascinated by that.
(parent)| wehaveseven @ 2003-05-11 12:54 am UTC |
It's not 'seems', Malfoy, I speak honestly when I say I'd kill anyone that dared harm any member of my family and I think if you dedicated yourself more to your family and less to your work then you might know a tiny bit of what it's like to have love in your family but seeing as that will never happen because you obviously don't know what love is I can still pity you until I remember what a terrible person you are. When is this bloody sod of a serum wearing off, is all I can say.
(parent)| purestblood @ 2003-05-11 12:56 am UTC |
No, I don't think I do really know what love is and I agree: when will this stuff wear off?
How do you handle Molly when she gets emotional during her monthly?
| wehaveseven @ 2003-05-11 01:02 am UTC |
It's called a shed, if I were you I'd invest in one, of course you probably just floo off to Rome or some bloody place like that because you can afford to but the furtherest away I can get is the shed, throw a hot water bottle at her and run, man, run.
(parent)| purestblood @ 2003-05-11 01:06 am UTC Re: |
We have a gazebo that's actually quite nice, or I go to one of our homes in Austria or Italy or Tahiti or Bangkok or Australia.
Molly might benefit from Narcissa's cramp medicine. You can put it in her tea.
| wehaveseven @ 2003-05-11 01:11 am UTC |
Probably can't afford it unless there's some left over from Ron's Gringotts, then again I still hate you so I wish I wasn't admitting these things. Just in her tea, you say?
(parent)| purestblood @ 2003-05-11 01:13 am UTC Re: |
I hate you too. Yes. Just put about a teaspoon in there but add a bit of honey as it can be a bit bitter.
| purestblood @ 2003-05-11 01:30 am UTC Re: |
Good luck. I can get you some if you need it but do not take it yourself.
You will be shiny.
| purestblood @ 2003-05-10 11:20 pm UTC |
You know, Draco, when you snub your mother and myself like this, I cannot help but wonder if our relationship is going the same way as my relationship (such as it is) with my own father. You are so distant now and I wonder if it can be breached...
Puce looks horrible on you, by the way.
| potterstinks @ 2003-05-10 11:54 pm UTC |
Father,
I'm not snubbing. I just don't happen to like puce. I was glad to hear that you were proud that I applied for Minister of Magic. Of course, there's nothing that says I can't submit another application after I've left Hogwarts.
Your son,
Draco
| arithmantra @ 2003-05-10 11:37 pm UTC |
I know we are not currently on speaking terms Mr. Malfoy but still I see the resentment in your eyes during our detentions together and I will have you know I am only trying to help and you do not seem to understand how much of an important project you are to me and am I really such a monster?
| arithmantra @ 2003-05-10 11:40 pm UTC |
I would love to lick you you absolute horror of a human being.
(parent)| blondenarcissa @ 2003-05-10 11:41 pm UTC |
I will Hex you where the Sun is not supposed to illuminate.
(parent)| arithmantra @ 2003-05-10 11:51 pm UTC |
I wager I know more spells than you but just when we were becoming such good friends I think you should hex the weasley brats instead perhaps we can do it together and Lucius can watch?
(parent)| blondenarcissa @ 2003-05-10 11:53 pm UTC |
Molly Weasley deserves to be hexed for presuming to talk down to ME of all people I say you should show me some hexes although I must tell you that Remus taught me a few interesting ones as well discuss out in the gazebo?
(parent)| arithmantra @ 2003-05-11 12:05 am UTC |
I think the Weasleys are all a bit dodgy honestly and I will be right there just as soon as I find more wine I will show you my favorite arithmantric position you must have Lucius find the year of this wine and order up a whole cellar full and then invite me over for tea only without all that horrid makeover business like last time I came away feeling like an utter hag.
(parent)| purestblood @ 2003-05-10 11:46 pm UTC Re: |
You've got beautiful eyes. Don't wear your hair in a bun and get a spell so you don't have to wear glasses. Put on some makeup and the men will notice.
(parent)| arithmantra @ 2003-05-10 11:50 pm UTC |
I beg of you to lose the bowties and the bone-studded cufflinks.
(parent)| purestblood @ 2003-05-10 11:50 pm UTC |
The cufflinks are a gift from my father. It was the only time he ever called me "son".
(parent)| arithmantra @ 2003-05-11 12:12 am UTC |
And you have a nose bridge the size of a donkey's also I think you treat your son abominably Cissy ever so much nicer.
(parent)| goyle @ 2003-05-10 11:49 pm UTC |
I CAER ABOWT MY FINGER! WICH CARNT BE PUT BAK ONNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(parent)| purestblood @ 2003-05-11 01:15 am UTC Re: |
You are a bright young girl, aren't you? I always liked red hair on a woman.
(parent)| blushcrush @ 2003-05-11 01:13 am UTC |
You look nicer when you smile! When you're angry you just look somewhat rat-like. Just so you know!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-05-11 01:22 am UTC |
Oh, but when I'm not angry, it's very disappointing, don't you think?
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