| potterstinks @ 2003-07-25 23:47:00 |
| Current mood: | enraged |
Yesterday morning around quarter to ten I Apparated into Finch-Fletchley's cupboard, leapt out and watched him promptly jump out the window. It was rather irritating, as I'd Apparated all the way there to give him a good beating, as he'd asked, but evidently he didn't think I'd carry through. I suppose he wet himself before he jumped, and I had to escape a near death experience with a cat before I could return to the Manor. I don't know what Finch-Fletchley was doing, trying to get me to Apparate out of my way just so he could jump into a pile of vicious hedges, but needless to say I'll no longer be going out of my way to act out favours for the weak.
The evening before that, I Apparated to Potter's Muggle whereabouts and kicked him in the ankle. I'm rather sure the injury will be enough to keep him out of Quidditch this year. Of course, that would be an absolute shame, but we wouldn't want to see him get injured needlessly.
My Parents seem to be having some sort of culinary difficulties as of late, though I'm not entirely sure what the trouble is as I've been out to Hogsmeade and Diagon Alley to eat as of late. I'd take Millicent along, but since she's not yet taken the written portion of her exam, unfortunately she's had to be left behind. It would be quite simpler if she just buckled down and got her Apparation licence, but I suppose she's having difficulties. Actually, I haven't seen her all day, so perhaps that icy feeling coming from the ground is correct and she's started studying. Somehow, this doesn't seem likely.
I do, however, notice that Granger has yet to inform the world at large of the results of her Apparation practical. Given that she typically spends a great deal of her time listing her accomplishments as though any fool couldn't succeed in Muggle Studies when said fool was born a Muggle, I'll take this to mean she's hiding something. I'm sure it couldn't have been the difficulty of being surrounded by mirrors. Surely this wouldn't be any trouble for Granger.
I accidentally hit a house-elf in the head when I was on the roof of the Manor earlier today levitating rocks off of it. Of course, they were only small rocks, so naturally I didn't think anyone would get hurt. It's not my fault the roof is so high. Still, the elf's eyes were rather unfocussed and deranged looking when last I saw it, so I suppose its small skull made for a bit of damage. Since I didn't ask the elf to get injured, I expect it shall have to punish itself when it starts feeling up to it. This is, of course, quite sad.
Comments:
| finch_fletchley @ 2003-07-26 12:12 am UTC |
Ha, ha, that's almost funny. Hey, I wasn't the one jumping out of cabinets at the butt crack of dawn, now was I, Malfoy?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-07-26 12:13 am UTC |
No, you chose to jump out of a window instead. What is your point? You're the one who asked to be killed.
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2003-07-26 12:16 am UTC |
So you came to KILL me?! I always knew you had it in you! You're sick, Malfoy, really sick!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-07-26 12:16 am UTC |
Do you really think I was going to get myself sent to Azkaban because of you? Please. I just thought I'd petrify you.
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2003-07-26 12:20 am UTC |
Yeah, I reckon you would've buried my body in the back garden to hide the evidence. Or put me in the fireplace. Or chopped my limbs into pieces and fed them to the cat. I know how your evil little mind works. Don't think you can fool me.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-07-26 12:22 am UTC |
Yes, that's exactly right. I was really going to put myself through all the trouble of digging a grave in your garden.
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2003-07-26 12:23 am UTC |
I KNEW IT. Everyone can read this, right? Everyone sees this?! He just said he was going to kill me!
(parent)| erniemacmillan @ 2003-07-26 12:21 am UTC |
What did Justin do to you? I think that's pretty rotten. You just decided to petrify him for no reason?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-07-26 12:23 am UTC |
If you must know, all I was trying to do was scare him, given that he obviously didn't think I'd actually swing by to kill him as he'd asked. Incidentally, I thought you might like to know that they're now making biscuits that can hear you think.
(parent)| seamus_f @ 2003-07-26 06:40 am UTC |
Can you not taunt the Hufflepuffs? They were actually becoming something approaching rational for a while there.
I Apparated to Potter's Muggle whereabouts and kicked him in the ankle.
Glad to see you are keeping up with your social obligations. If you didn't do it, who would, really?
I was on the roof of the Manor earlier today levitating rocks off of it.
Bored? I thought your father gave you a wing to redecorate or summat. There's plenty of gardening to do here, but oh! sorry, wouldn't want you to break a nail.