| potterstinks @ 2003-11-25 12:50:00 |
| Current mood: | enraged |
On Saturday I was supposed to meet Potter at the library at half eight to work on our History of Magic essays, but instead I decided to go to bed early. Millicent decided that this, of course, was the perfect opportunity to celebrate my acceptance to the Chudley Cannons by turning my bed curtains, owl and--as I later discovered--broomstick orange. I had to turn the twigs back ONE BY ONE. Needless to say, I had a rather exciting Sunday, if you redefine 'exciting' to mean 'irritating to the point of forcing me to create voodoo dolls in Millicent's effigy.' My owl will now likely have to deal with permanent emotional scarring.
Evidently she also thought it best to throw my entire day awry, as she removed my shampoo from the washroom and I had to start my shower regiment over at least three times. I'm touched to know that she cares so deeply about my shower routine. If you notice Millicent suddenly clutching her stomach in lessons today, allow me to reassure you that I had nothing to do with it.
In any case, before I went to bed I left a note of my irritation for Potter in the library, and now Madam Pince seems to feel I've threatened him. She sent me to McGonagall and spent ten minutes going on about my 'disturbing threat on Potter's life' until she actually showed McGonagall what she was talking about and I was sent out. It would appear that McGonagall is not intimidated by violent splashes of red ink. Now Pince keeps glaring at me each time I enter the library, which of course is where I'm sitting right this moment. I'd considered changing the wallpaper on this computer to depictions of, perhaps, petty theft. I could always change it to an illustration of someone cheating on their Transfiguration exams. Or perhaps just a photo of someone loitering in the library. There's absolutely no end to my despicable displays of crime.
Yesterday I had Care of Magical Creatures in retrodismal fashion, as we've been ever so blessed as to have Hagrid teaching lessons again. Is it just me, or is this slightly odd? Suddenly Lupin disappears and no one bats an eye. All he does is post cryptic little messages to his journal about leaving as though it's all very secretive, when really, you and I both know that if he were trying to be secretive he'd simply refrain from posting to his journal about it. I certainly don't write about anything secretive. After all, he must have wanted us to be curious. Yet no one wonders where he's gone. It's clearly not some sort of thing that everyone knows about but me, as that would be impossible, and anyway, I've yet to see groups of Gryffindors discussing it in their little hushed tones. So why doesn't anyone find it just a tad odd? Perhaps everyone's been put under a spell but me. Has Granger been attempting to make another potion?
Comments:
| potterstinks @ 2003-11-25 06:49 am UTC |
Well, it's clear that a Hufflepuff wouldn't grasp the message of the piece, anyway.
(parent)| erniemacmillan @ 2003-11-25 06:53 am UTC |
What's to grasp, man? It's Potter getting electrocuted and bleeding a really large amount. Listen, have you got the third ingredient for the potion we did last week? There's an ink blotch on my parchment and I don't think skin is the right word.
(parent)| la_pensee @ 2003-11-25 09:36 am UTC |
You are so very talented, Draco darling. It was an impressive illustration.
| potterstinks @ 2003-11-25 07:09 pm UTC |
I'm glad you noticed, Pansy. I thought it was rather impressive myself.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-11-25 07:14 pm UTC |
I think you ought to give one of the orange owl quills I made to Weasley.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2003-11-25 10:00 pm UTC |
Perhaps I could sell them instead. Of course, Weasley would be out then, but that's no matter.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-11-26 02:18 am UTC |
It seems what we've always feared has happened, Millicent. Potter here has discovered that we shower together. I have no idea what will happen now.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-11-26 02:45 am UTC |
How, exactly, did you get my shampoo while I was in the shower?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-11-26 10:33 pm UTC |
Oh, hello, Millicent. Interesting of you to join me.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-11-26 10:44 pm UTC |
I'd hardly call three a flood, and anyway, the first one was in reply to your comment, so you should have expected it. Technically there were only two comments in excess, and really, who wouldn't want three times as many comments from me?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-11-26 10:53 pm UTC |
Well you don't have to be so irritable. You speak volumes with your eyebrow.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-11-26 11:03 pm UTC |
What have I done? If you're going to be cross with me, the least you could do is give an explanation.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-11-26 11:18 pm UTC |
Oh, no.
You are hanging out with me all day or I shall cry.
M. B.
| petitemillicent @ 2003-11-26 11:37 pm UTC |
Show yourself or I will make your broom sparkle.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2003-11-26 11:38 pm UTC |
I'm busy right now. I've to hide all of my work before you decide to steam it.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-11-26 11:40 pm UTC |
Where is the love, Draco.
Tell me where is the love.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2003-11-26 11:42 pm UTC |
You can take your love and stuff it up your fallopian tubes.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-11-26 11:45 pm UTC |
If you try to come near me, I'll have you know that I'm armed.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2003-11-26 01:08 am UTC |
Really? You're the one always getting your nose broken.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-11-26 01:29 am UTC |
As though you've never had a broken nose. Be grateful you've not got permanent black eyes.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2003-11-26 01:51 am UTC |
I don't think they'd stay that long. How come Millicent taking your shampoo made you have to start your shower again three times? I mean, I'd think you'd just have to change it the once.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-11-26 02:04 am UTC |
I suspect she was hiding in the washroom, as it kept disappearing.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-11-26 02:17 am UTC |
Yes, of course, Potter. You didn't know that Millicent and I shower together every morning? It's quite romantic and erotic.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2003-11-26 02:19 am UTC |
No, really, how did she get your shampoo when you were already in the shower?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-11-26 02:30 am UTC |
Oh, thanks heaps, Potter. Now I've got to wonder whether or not Millicent was lurking in the shadows of the shower while I was trying to wash my hair. That's a mental image I'll not be rid of until I'm fifty. I need to boil myself now.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2003-11-26 02:38 am UTC |
That's too bad. I guess you'll just have to live with it, then. Except now I have to too, so that's great.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-11-26 02:44 am UTC |
Well, I expect you'll just have to live with it, then, won't you?
(parent)| just_harry @ 2003-11-26 02:46 am UTC |
I don't really want to think about Millicent watching you in the shower.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-11-26 02:50 am UTC |
You're not the one who's been violated, now are you? For all I know, Millicent's been spying on me in the shower for years. Perhaps she even finagled her way into the Prefects' washroom when I was a Prefect. Millicent Bulstrode, the Moaning Myrtle of Slytherin. Stupendous.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2003-11-26 02:53 am UTC |
That kind of dedication is pretty hard to top, though.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-11-26 03:13 am UTC |
Do not destroy the centre of my fan base, Potter. That's not manners.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2003-11-26 03:17 am UTC |
Oh, sorry. When you said base, I reckoned you meant more than one person. That's what people usually mean when they say base instead of just fan. I didn't mean to take away your only one.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-11-26 03:26 am UTC |
I was, of course, counting you as well, considering that everyone knows what you think of me, anyway.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-11-26 03:32 am UTC |
You keep saying that, and yet I continue to see you hanging about. How odd. Don't get touchy, TBWL. It's quite all right if you're going to be my fan. There's no need to be sensitive.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2003-11-26 03:35 am UTC |
You told everyone about me inventing the wheel, too. I'm never telling you anything again.
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