potterstinks @ 2002-06-14 08:43:00

Current mood:

enraged

Attn: Pansy Parkinson.
Since, of course, you cannot be trusted to dress yourself, I have taken the liberty of sending a few things your way. Here are my thoughts on the items. Do try to remember that this is a date, not a funeral. If you would like to schedule a meeting to discuss what you'll be wearing, I am free tomorrow afternoon.

Oh, and naturally, consider what you don't wear a gift. Lord knows I've nothing to do with them.



Gowns.

Personally, I feel that the Midnight Siren is the best choice. Of course, it's rather dramatic, but I suppose it's better than rubbish.

Since I'm such a generous person, I've also sent the Camilla Dress, with gathered mermaid flare skirt. Of course, this isn't the most elegant dress on the market, but it seems to fit your taste and frame.

I've also sent something a bit more ladylike, though still fit for a funeral. With luck, Potter will die soon and you'll have a chance to wear this one.

Of course, if you're feeling a bit more daring, I suppose this number wouldn't do you any harm. Luckily, you have the figure to pull it off. Naturally, this one is one of my personal favourites.

And, finally, we have this. Personally, I think the collar is simply fantastic and nearly reminiscent of mine from the Yule Ball. I think it would be a dramatic choice, and you would certainly be making an entrance.


Accessories.

I feel that these are fashionable. While I'm not a fan of white myself, of course, they are rather form-fitting.


As for shoes, there is nothing wrong with basic black. These, of course, are quite a nostalgic design, though with the addition of a shackle for your ankle.

If you choose to go with these, don't wear stockings. The benefits of the wrap-around straps would be lost, and I'm not wasting money on these shoes if you're not going to make the best of them.

These are a bit flashy, but no one has ever said the Malfoys aren't flashy. As my date, you should certainly be making, in the words of Professor Snape, a splash.

However, if you do go with something open-toed, I implore you to wear stockings. I don't intend to look at your toes all night. These, of course, are a bit much, but surely you can charm the mirrored stripes off.

Of course, I took into account that you would probably be looking for boots. These, with a nineteen centimetre spiked heel, require a real woman's touch. Do try not to trip if you choose them.

I also picked out these boots, since, once again, you seemed so bent on using this shiny business. Less is more, Pansy. Less is more.


Oh, and don't even think about wearing any of those dresses without a corset, and perhaps a waist cincher beneath that. As I said, less is more.


Dress well, and maybe you'll get lucky. I'll let you wear my cloak.

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