potterstinks @ 2002-05-21 08:12:00

Current mood:enraged

Yesterday I cursed a second year Gryffindor so that she could only speak in rhymes.

'Malfoy, you're such a
piece of buttah
You stupid sod
I swear to god
I'll tell Harry
You big fairy
Uncurse me now!
I don't know how!'

According to Brown, the girl couldn't get into their shabby excuse for a common room. Ha! Also, cursed a strange little Ravenclaw boy. His book papercutted him and Madam Pince kicked me out of the library, the hag. It was worth it, anyway.

Everyone is all worked up because I dissected Largebottom's toad. It's not my fault he can't keep an eye on his pets. How was I supposed to know the toad I'd found by the lake was his? There are plenty of toads with little pink collars on them. I needed a toadstone for a Potion. He'll just have to get another toad, is all. Lord, but you all are such babies.

I still don't know who Blaise Zabini is. He/She/It doesn't sleep in the boys' dormitory, and Pansy swears there's no one named Blaise in her dormitory either. It's all quite troublesome.

Also, I heard Crabbe and Goyle talking about Millicent last night. They asked me if I didn't think she was a 'fine woman.' I've no idea what they mean by this, as I thought everyone knew that Millicent was an aspiring hermaphrodite. More on this as I find out.

Furthermore, where is Theodore Nott? I've not seen him in about six months.

I think 'Professor' Black is setting quite a bad example for the rest of us. He mentions me within every journal entry he writes, and has threatened me with curses. And yet, we apologise for putting him into Azkaban? The man is on his way back there, you just watch. He's supposed to be a professor, as disturbing as that is, and he's threatening me like a thirteen-year-old.

Potter and Weasley are trying to get out of school this weekend to go see the Cannons. The Cannons are the most awful Quidditch team in the British and Irish League, so it makes sense that they would like them. Everyone talks about how unfair the Slytherins are, but I've seen their journals. They think just because they're friends with an escaped convict, they're going to be let out under special circumstances. If Professor McGonagall doesn't allow them, they intend to get their 'special friend' to convince her. Is this justice? Is this fair?!

I think I'll see if My Father would like to take me to the Quidditch game. It really is rather nice being able to spend the day with my healthy, living father.

Comments:

deanthomas @ 2002-05-21 06:14 am UTC

Murdering fiend!

potterstinks @ 2002-05-21 06:35 am UTC
Re:

It's a toad, mudblood. Get over it.

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deanthomas @ 2002-05-22 04:06 pm UTC

It was my friend's toad. Except you were last in line when they were doling out friends.

And don't think I haven't smelled your breath.

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potterstinks @ 2002-05-22 07:43 pm UTC
Re:

Did you get this offended when Madam Pomfrey killed off Potter's headlice? I'm sure they made rather good pets as well.

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jadedsirius @ 2002-05-21 01:51 pm UTC

I think "Professor" Black is setting quite a bad example for the rest of us. He mentions me within every journal entry he writes, and has threatened me with curses. And yet, we apologise for putting him into Azkaban? The man is on his way back there, you just watch. He's supposed to be a professor, as disturbing as that is, and he's threatening me like a thirteen-year-old.


Well, that is your intention with this behaviour, isn't it, Mr. Malfoy? You do love to be the center of attention. Congratulations...

~Sirius

potions_master @ 2002-05-21 04:47 pm UTC

You do love to be the center of attention. Congratulations...

This is the pot calling the kettle black, I do believe.

Have you found the whereabouts of your charmed hairbrush?

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jadedsirius @ 2002-05-21 04:55 pm UTC

I knew you couldn't keep your overlarge nose out of this, Sevvie. And it is only fitting that one such as I be the center of attention, don't you think?

As for my brush, I believe it is about to be sacrificed to the effort of you trying to get yourself laid...

~Sirius

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potions_master @ 2002-05-21 05:06 pm UTC

Trust you to bring something that crude up, Black. You cease to amaze me with your narcissistic predictability. But as for your unspoken challenge, I have never wanted for company when I feel the need for it. And I don't need to resort to such drastic measures like you do.

Vanity, thy name is Black.

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potterstinks @ 2002-05-21 08:48 pm UTC
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Good lord! I don't want to hear about this! You're supposed to be a professor!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2002-05-22 03:01 pm UTC
*snorts*

Who are you to talk about justice and Quidditch teams when YOU bootlick Snape, take points off Gryffindors for your own gains AND bought your way into the Quidditch team?! The Cannons are the best team EVER, you bug-eating sod!

potterstinks @ 2002-05-22 07:36 pm UTC
*polishes Prefect badge*

Bug-eating? You must be confusing me with you and your slug incident.

I took points off of Brown because she insulted her superior. Surely your Professor McGonagall would have done the same if you'd called her a "big meanie."

I'm simply doing my job, Weasel. After all, I didn't get it for nothing.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2002-05-22 07:58 pm UTC
*stabs*

You didn't get it for nothing? Sure you did, arse kisser, stop abusing your stupid prefect's badge, you are no more a superior to Lavender than any of us just because of a shiny metal stuck to your chest, ferret git!

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potterstinks @ 2002-05-22 08:36 pm UTC
Re: *stabs*

Well if I'm an arse kisser, surely your precious Granger must be as well. Considering, of course, the fact that the Prefects are chosen by unanimous vote.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2002-05-22 08:41 pm UTC
Re: *stabs*

Oh shut up, Malfoy, everyone knows you bribed the voters!

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potterstinks @ 2002-05-22 11:26 pm UTC
Re: *stabs*

Are you saying your hero, Dumbledore, would accept a bribe? *smirks*

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knight_to_h3 @ 2002-05-23 12:59 am UTC
Re: *stabs*

STOP TWISTING MY WORDS AROUND, YOU STUPID SHIT!

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potterstinks @ 2002-05-23 01:32 am UTC
Re: *stabs*

I'm hardly twisting words. You said it yourself. I was simply asking you a question. You're rather impolite, Weasley, aren't you?

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knight_to_h3 @ 2002-05-23 01:48 am UTC
Re: *stabs*

Impolite?! Who are YOU to call me impolite when YOU go around killing people's pets for your sadistic pleasure?!

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potterstinks @ 2002-05-23 02:15 am UTC
Re: *stabs*

That wasn't impolite. That was funny.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2002-05-23 02:23 am UTC
Re: *stabs*

Nothing can be funnier than the ferret incident, Malfoy. Nothing.

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potterstinks @ 2002-05-23 02:29 am UTC
Re: *stabs*

You must have been absent for the great slug-belching incident, then.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2002-05-23 02:33 am UTC
Re: *stabs*

!!!

That was NOT funny, you jerkwad!

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potterstinks @ 2002-05-23 02:45 am UTC
Re: *stabs*

Sure it was. You just weren't in any kind of position to be laughing.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2002-05-23 02:48 am UTC
Re: *stabs*

I'll get you for that one day, Malfoy, you just wait, and wipe that stupid smirk off your even stupider face!

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potterstinks @ 2002-05-23 03:34 am UTC
Re: *stabs*

It's a photo, Weasel. I'm not going to go edit it and get rid of my charming smile for you.

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