| sinistra @ 2003-04-17 23:53:00 |
| Current mood: | disdainful |
| Current music: | "Fly" by Succubus |
Vanity sails sir
I had always known that I look young for my age as Severus is only a few years older than me and is often mistaken for my father in public, however I did not realise that this made such a problem for students.
In what can only be called an impressive moment of desperate ambition, Draco Malfoy has asked me on a date. Actually he asked if he could take me to Hogsmeade and Padma Patil ran by in a true state a few moments later but it appears he has exhausted his resources in girls and is now practising his Slytherin ambition.
Sadly I had no time to answer because I had more pressing issues on my mind such as the fact that I desperately needed to write a letter to Looshie Malfoy to laugh in his face. Mainly because I have discovered that Remus and Narcissa, who you may know better as 'my sour omen' and 'a claret inspires,' have been directly disobeying poor Lucius's orders. It is depressing that
Pardon me, Lucius, I just need to laugh a bit more. I was just wondering what kind of pick up line your son should have used. Here are my suggestions:
'Why, hello there, witchy woman. Can My Father buy you a drink?'
'Is that a pensieve in your robes, or are you just trying to memorise the way I look?'
'I will pay you if you pretend to be my older woman.'
Where was I? Lucius, sweet Lucius, I have here some biscuits from your lovely wife. She sends her deepest love to me though I am not sure why she is calling me her Little Dragon. I thought you might want to look into this.
Comments:
| purestblood @ 2003-04-17 07:02 pm UTC |
I never thought I'd say this, but thank you.
Can I buy you a drink?
Lucius
| sinistra @ 2003-04-17 07:05 pm UTC |
You can buy me several, mi sou clay flu. Sorry Lucius but your name doesn't make any fancy spy anagrams.
(parent)| sinistra @ 2003-04-17 07:22 pm UTC |
One? I had no idea you were lacking in the funds to properly furnish a thank you gesture, Lucius.
(parent)| purestblood @ 2003-04-17 07:23 pm UTC Re: |
You may have all that you desire, Sylvia. If you can think of a more appropriate thank-you gift, please do not hesitate to inform me.
| potterstinks @ 2003-04-17 07:16 pm UTC |
Actually, I don't want to go on a date with you. I just knew you were only a year or so older than McGonagall, so thought I'd be generous and show you some attention, Professor. How are your legs?
| sinistra @ 2003-04-17 07:20 pm UTC |
Oh, give it up Mr Malfoy, I know desperation when I see it and I'm not above laughing even if I'm the object of it. Three points to Slytherin for your audacity.
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