wehaveseven @ 2004-06-23 07:06:00

Current mood:	busy busy busy
Current music:	jam on toast

Oh ho! Well! I was going to post all out of the blue like and say, SURPRISE, WE PARENTAL UNITS ARE STILL FUNCTIONING! But I see my lovely wife has already ruined my surprise, so I will save my SURPRISE! And perhaps leap out of a closet at her, or make a nice surprise and clean the kitchen or something instead.

Percival's got a wife! Yes I know his name's not Percival but humour an old man, I wanted to call him Percival but Molly said he'd be teased at school. Pity his shortened name didn't save him! I think he should go back and rock people's stockings off with that hair of his, nobody would give him cheek for that hair! I aspire to have hair like that myself one day, except it will never happen because it's not growing as much as it used to and it's also got this silvery kind of colour through it. I find it very fetching, myself! But I can not match the cool of my son. I think this is okay, though.

Welcome to the family properly Penelope! Sorry about the kilt but it was really brilliant, very good for the circulation! I'm sorry about your family and that but I'll make it up to them at Christmas, tell them!

Now look I have something else to say yet, I've decided it's probably about time I shove off and let some bright young thing take my place at work. Besides, I've gotten very old very quickly this year and I never seem to have the time for the people that need me the most. So Perkins took off on his holiday on Friday, to get his time off before I dump everything on him, except this means that for the next week or so everything is dumped on me! Typical! I think I will miss this work, but I always have the shed, and my children, and my beautiful wife. Happy retirement, Arthur. Well, soon enough, that is!

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