| wehaveseven @ 2003-04-08 07:30:00 |
| Current mood: |  uncomfortable |
| Current music: | OH HASHAHAS CVERY DFUNNY RUIGHT |
Hullo!!
Arthur Weasley signing in, bright and early, ATTENTION!
Hoho, I don't have much to say, actually.
Received some jolly good nibblies on the wing today, would you believe! A Miss Parkinson sent them with a lovely note about "online communities" and "spreading the joy" and "what a lovely hat you have, Mr. Weasley" - it is rather fetching, isn't it?? :D
AS YOU CAN SEE! My darling girl's taught me all about these faces here ;) CAN'T PUT ANYTHING PAST A WEASLEY, NOW. I tried to make the >:O face at Molly this morning over breakfast but she only replied by asking me if I was constipated! WELL! Shan't be making the >:O face at HER any more, SHALL I NOW?!? CERTAINLY NOT. (>:O)
Molly dear wasn't too impressed with the non-Weasley scones, either, but I've brought them all in to the office to have for morning tea! Much better than the burnt batch from yesterday, at any rate!! I'm sure Molly is enjoying the eclairs, albeit quietly!! Her eclairs are scrumdiddlyumptious of course, but nothing like having someone else do it for you!!!
Well, now. Molly says I can't very well pull this computer apart so I'm working on going through it from the INSIDE. Tricky tricky, Weasley, old chap. That's what you're all thinking, isn't it. I KNEW IT! I've found this little thing called the "AOL Instant Messenger". FASCINATING. TRULY. SIMPLY AND UTTERLY.
has it got PLUGS: HULLO!! :D
Mini Bulstrode: Who are you.
has it got PLUGS: I am Arthur!!! Lovely to meet you!! :D :D Goodness. Who are you??
Mini Bulstrode: Arthur who.
has it got PLUGS: WELL. Molly said not to give out my last name, apparently this internet is a Dangerous Place! Terrible, isn't that?? :(
Mini Bulstrode: Yes, terrible. It is best you log off.
has it got PLUGS: Why would I do a thing like that?? Just got this! Best to MAKE USE OF IT! Never know how long it will last, and all that! :D
Mini Bulstrode: What do you want.
has it got PLUGS: Just a chat!!
has it got PLUGS: Lovely weather, don't you think?? ;) ;)
Mini Bulstrode: It is raining.
Mini Bulstrode: I do not chat with strangers.
has it got PLUGS: Rain means that the grass will be lovely and green! :D
has it got PLUGS: And strangers are only strangers when they're strange! ;) I'm not a stranger!!
Mini Bulstrode: Much like my House.
has it got PLUGS: You have a green house?????
Mini Bulstrode: Slytherin.
has it got PLUGS: :O HOGWARTS! GOODNESS!
has it got PLUGS: Wait, Slytherin.
has it got PLUGS: >:O >:O >:O
has it got PLUGS: HAHAHA.
has it got PLUGS: DO YOU LIKE THAT, THEN?
has it got PLUGS: >:O >:O >:O
has it got PLUGS: COME ON, >:O BACK.
Mini Bulstrode: How old are you.
has it got PLUGS: 57! >:O
Mini Bulstrode: And yet.
has it got PLUGS: And yet what? >:O
Mini Bulstrode: Let me try this again.
Mini Bulstrode: Who are you.
has it got PLUGS: I ALREADY SAID ARTHUR >:O
Mini Bulstrode: I know no Arthur.
has it got PLUGS: You're a bit slow, aren't you? I SUPPOSE THAT'S TO BE EXPECTED >:O
Mini Bulstrode: I will not stand to be called "slow" by an old man who gets himself off on messenger smilies.
has it got PLUGS: I am not getting off! I AM RIGHT HERE ON MY CHAIR, I HAVE NOT MOVED!!!
has it got PLUGS: >:O
has it got PLUGS: And I'm 57, I'm not old. >:O
Mini Bulstrode: I am barely legal.
has it got PLUGS: Good heavens. WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS??
has it got PLUGS: Ronald is obviously right. SLYTHERINS HAVE NOT CHANGED >:O
Mini Bulstrode: Are you hitting on me, old man.
has it got PLUGS: :O I AM QUITE HAPPILY MARRIED YET NOT OLD >:O
Mini Bulstrode: And?
has it got PLUGS: NOT. HITTING. ON. YOU.
has it got PLUGS: >:O >:O >:O FILTHY.
Mini Bulstrode: Go away.
has it got PLUGS: WHY?? :(
has it got PLUGS: >:O
Mini Bulstrode: You are interrupting my enjoyment of digital pornography.
has it got PLUGS: ... your WHAT??
has it got PLUGS: You are allowed things like that at school these days????????
Mini Bulstrode: Enjoyment of digital pornography.
Mini Bulstrode: No.
has it got PLUGS: Good heavens.
has it got PLUGS: What is your name, young lady??
Mini Bulstrode: And you are still here.
has it got PLUGS: >:O
Mini Bulstrode: Millicent Bulstrode.
has it got PLUGS: HAHA, THAT WAS VERY NOT CLEVER OF YOU.
has it got PLUGS: I shall send an electronic mail to .. SOMEONE, and you will be in BIG TROUBLE >:O
has it got PLUGS: BIG! BIG!!!!!!!!! TROUBLE.
has it got PLUGS: >:O
Mini Bulstrode: Go ahead, Weasley de Papa.
has it got PLUGS: Hoho! What a charming nickname.
has it got PLUGS: WAIT
has it got PLUGS: >:O
has it got PLUGS: >:O >:O >:O
has it got PLUGS: I DID NOT TELL YOU MY LAST NAME.
Mini Bulstrode: You did not have to, Mr. has it got PLUGS.
has it got PLUGS: HAS WHAT GOT PLUGS????????????? WHERE???????????????
Mini Bulstrode: Astronomy Tower, where your son was last seen trying to end his suffering.
has it got PLUGS: WHICH SON?????? WHAT?????????
has it got PLUGS: >:O >:O >:O
Mini Bulstrode: Go away.
has it got PLUGS: >:O
has it got PLUGS: HAHA. I have added you to my "Buddy List"!!!!
Mini Bulstrode: My life is complete.
WARNING NOTICE - Mini Bulstrode has Warned you.
has it got PLUGS: WHAT WAS THAT FOR >:O
has it got PLUGS: You are not very nice, are you?!?!?
Mini Bulstrode: What was what for.
has it got PLUGS: WHY ARE YOU WARNING ME >:O
has it got PLUGS: WARNING ME OF WHAT >:O
Mini Bulstrode: I do not know what you are referring to.
has it got PLUGS: I should have expected this, you SLYTHERIN >:O >:O >:O
has it got PLUGS: Wait. Do you know a Miss Parkinson???
has it got PLUGS: >:O
Mini Bulstrode: You lived up to my expectation, too, Weasley.
Mini Bulstrode: Yes.
has it got PLUGS: Could you thank her ever so much for the scones.
has it got PLUGS: :D
has it got PLUGS: .. >:O
Mini Bulstrode: Sure.
Mini Bulstrode: Now go away.
has it got PLUGS: MAYBE I WILL, HUH >:O
Mini Bulstrode: What are you waiting for.
has it got PLUGS: I'M NOT REALLY SURE >:O >:O >:O
has it got PLUGS: >:O
has it got PLUGS: >:O >:O
has it got PLUGS: >:O >:O >:O
Mini Bulstrode: Turn on your speakers.
has it got PLUGS: THEY ARE ON ALREADY, SILLY >:O
WARNING NOTICE - Mini Bulstrode would like to enable Voice.
Mini Bulstrode: Good day.
Shje hexefd myu fdingrers togerttr whixch wsa not vrey nicwe >:LO!1!!!1 Moilly is jusdtr klaughnig at mer. Shwe sayus I desderve it whicxh isdnj't truwe abnd shwe won;'t rermove it eithjer!!!!!!1 Thwe lads atr woerk wilklk havwe a fiekld dayt weith thiusd onwe.
NBOT DFUNNY.,
ASrthyur.
Comments:
 wehaveseven @ 2003-04-08 12:12 pm UTC |
I DIDMN'T DOP IT ON PUIR[POSE. I WSA JUSTD TRUYINGF TO MNAKE SOMNE BUDDIEWS. :L(
(parent)| deanthomas @ 2003-04-08 12:32 pm UTC |
Er...maybe you should just chat with people you know, Mr. Weasley....They're less likely to be, um....crazy...
 wehaveseven @ 2003-04-08 12:54 pm UTC |
GOOPD ASDVICWE, WHERW WER YUOU WEHN UI NWEEDWED YIOU>>?>
(parent)| la_pensee @ 2003-04-08 12:35 pm UTC |
Mr. Weasely,
You and your wife are quite welcome. I am so glad you enjoyed the scones and eclairs. Do have a wonderful day.
Pansy Parkinson
 wehaveseven @ 2003-04-08 03:15 pm UTC |
Don't think you can fool me, missy! I threw your eclairs right in the garbage and Merlin be forgotten if I wouldn't have thrown those scones right in after them if Arthur hadn't already got to them. You may think you can play your little tricks on children your own age, but you're in a whole new league here and my Arthur won't be eating ANY MORE OF YOUR COOKING!
(parent)| seamus_f @ 2003-04-08 05:15 pm UTC |
Excuse me, Mr. Weasley? The LJ-cut is your friend. Yeah.
Thanks,
Seamus Finnigan
| goyle @ 2003-04-19 10:04 pm UTC |
the lj cut is snot enny wuns frend!!! it hayts yu orl!!!
:---------------------------------------------Z
Goyle
