| wehaveseven @ 2003-08-12 07:06:00 |
| Current mood: |  cranky |
So my wife's back at the Burrow --
Comments:
 knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-12 02:14 pm UTC |
About time too, I say! Uh dad, you might want to start some of your collections over again
| wehaveseven @ 2003-08-12 02:16 pm UTC |
YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN, that jukebox was from the fifties and now it's on the lawn, IT'S GOING TO SUFFER WEATHER DAMAGE, tell your mother to come back into the house >:O
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-12 02:18 pm UTC |
Uh she has been emptying the shed since Saturday when she got back, you know, there are not much left in there and the jukebox is sort of melting. But mum's back though! We have food!
(parent)| wehaveseven @ 2003-08-12 02:20 pm UTC |
BUT SHE'S NOT COOKING IT!!!! I hope she understands what she's doing to the lot of you, who cares about me!? SHE'S MAKING THE LOT OF YOU SUFFER, RONALD, MAKE HER COME INSIDE
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-12 02:24 pm UTC |
You go talk to her then if you want food! She's been giving us cooking tips! And she thinks my muffins are good!
(parent)| wehaveseven @ 2003-08-12 02:26 pm UTC |
She doesn't want to talk to me. OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T WANT TO LISTEN TO REASON, RONALD, TELL HER TO COME BACK INTO THE HOUSE RIGHT THIS INSTANT >:O
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-12 02:27 pm UTC |
YOU GO GET MUM BACK! SHE'S MAD AT YOU, NOT US! Woah, there goes your clothes spinner box thing.
(parent)| wehaveseven @ 2003-08-12 02:29 pm UTC |
I actually found a fascinating use for it that DIDN'T INVOLVE IT FLYING THROUGH THE AIR - wait where are the plugs, don't let her get to the plugs!!!!!!!!!1 RONALD, GO STOP THIS MADNESS AND GET HER INSIDE OKAY!? I don't have enough hair left for this
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-12 02:32 pm UTC |
Too late dad, the plugs were first to go, I don't think there are even bits of them left for you to give them a nice burial BUT! I can ask mum for scones recipe?
(parent)| wehaveseven @ 2003-08-12 02:33 pm UTC |
And then maybe get Ginny to make them, not you or me, or you could always get your MOTHER TO MAKE THEM AND THEN WE CAN LOCK HER IN THE HOUSE, EXCELLENT, GO GET HER
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-12 02:36 pm UTC |
Uh mum just said a lot of things but it was so loud I couldn't hear a thing but I think she's still mad and she said if I help you she will throw out my collections too so you're on your own now. Sorry but a boy's got to eat, you understand!
(parent)| wehaveseven @ 2003-08-12 02:41 pm UTC |
Did you tell her about Miss Parkinson or anything because she's not listening to me, I think she burst my right eardrum which isn't helpful because I'm going deaf anyway, old age, you know.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-12 02:43 pm UTC |
Going deaf alright! How many times did I tell you that one's Slytherin huh? On your own, dad!
(parent) wehaveseven @ 2003-08-12 02:54 pm UTC |
I THINK I'LL GO TO WORK AND KEEP YOU CHILDREN FED INSTEAD THANKS VERY MUCH, BYE RONALD. TELL YOUR MOTHER I'LL TALK TO HER WHEN SHE'LL STOP YELLING BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO KEEP SOME HEARING IN MY LEFT EAR.
(parent)wehaveseven @ 2003-08-12 02:56 pm UTC |
I'LL GET GINNY TO PASS THE MESSAGE ON TO MISS PARKINSON THEN, SHALL I? OH LOOK, I WILL USE MY SMUG ICON RIGHT BACK AT YOUR SMUG ICON.
(parent) knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-12 02:59 pm UTC |
WHAT?! IF GINNY GETS KIDNAPPED, MUM WILL KILL YOU AND THEN HUNT DOWN YOUR GHOST AND KILL YOU AGAIN, YOU KNOW I'M NOT KIDDING! MY ICON IS SMUGGER THAN YOURS!
(parent)| wehaveseven @ 2003-08-12 03:02 pm UTC |
Ginny can be friends with whoever she wants, she's a little lady now. I haven't talked to Miss Parkinson since the party, Ronald. Your mother's planning my murder anyway I think or at least the destruction of my soul with the removal of EVERYTHING SACRED TO ME FROM MY SHED, MY SHED, MY SHED, and my icon is Dadlier than yours so pull your head in and tell your mother to come back inside because she'll yell at me if I ask her to.
(parent) knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-12 03:03 pm UTC |
Mum says Ginny is older than you so she gets to talk to whoever she wants HA HA HA
(parent)| wehaveseven @ 2003-08-12 03:05 pm UTC |
----- ARTHUR WEASLEY IS AT WORK NOW, PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE "RONALD IS A LITTLE BRUISER." -----
RONALD IS A LITTLE BRUISER.
 knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-12 03:07 pm UTC |
UNFAIR! I'LL TELL MUM YOU TOOK 5 HOURS TO FIND ME IN THE CLOSET!!!
(parent)| wehaveseven @ 2003-08-12 03:09 pm UTC |
ADDENDUM: EMBELLISHER OF HISTORICAL STORIES AS WELL!!!!!!!!!1
(parent) knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-12 03:13 pm UTC |
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! NOW MUM IS CALLING ME SMALL ARTHUR BECAUSE SHE THINKS WE SOLD OUR EARS HONESTLY DAD
(parent)| wehaveseven @ 2003-08-12 03:19 pm UTC |
Looks like you're going to HAVE to eat my potato bake HAHAHAHAHA- please don't tell me she's going to be out there forever because I can't take this
knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-12 03:22 pm UTC |
I'll die! I'm a growing child! You're starving your growing son!
(parent)| wehaveseven @ 2003-08-12 04:19 pm UTC |
You are directing these pleas to the wrong parent, now GET HER INSIDE but if she says "WOE BETIDE YOU", run and trust me on this one.
-Dad, who is supposed to be working and bringing home the pork.
