__ What are you doing hanging around                   | /  \ |
       /   next to the clock in the train                      | \__/ |
      /    station? It's not a lame set-up                     |      |
     /     for another one of your 'wacky'                     |      |
  (o)(o)   adventures is it?                                   |      |
 @  <>  @                                              ^_^     |      |
   ====               Well yes. Yes it is. I've------ /o~o\    |      |
    /\                arranged to meet someone       /  V  \   |      |
   >||<               here who I met through        / /   \ \  |      |
    ||                the lonely-hearts pages         \   /    |      |
    LL                of 'Wildlife News'.             "' "'    |______|
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                         What are you doing here anyway?       |  __  |
                                                      \        | /  \ |
           -Cottaging. But that's not important.       \       | \__/ |
          / How will you recognise her?                 |      |      |
         /                                              |      |      |
  (o)(o)/          Well she said I'd know because       |      |      |
 @  <>  @          of her deep blue eyes, and she'd    ^_^     |      |
   ====            be wearing a carnation. ---------- /o~o\    |      |
    /\                                               /  V  \   |      |
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    LL                                                "' "'    |______|
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           ---And also because she's a
          /   fucking huge male crab?
         /                                 ______
  (o)(o)/    Shit. I wondered what FHMC   /      \
 @  <>  @    meant in the advert.         | O  O |
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