__ What are you doing hanging around | / \ |
/ next to the clock in the train | \__/ |
/ station? It's not a lame set-up | |
/ for another one of your 'wacky' | |
(o)(o) adventures is it? | |
@ <> @ ^_^ | |
==== Well yes. Yes it is. I've------ /o~o\ | |
/\ arranged to meet someone / V \ | |
>||< here who I met through / / \ \ | |
|| the lonely-hearts pages \ / | |
LL of 'Wildlife News'. "' "' |______|
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What are you doing here anyway? | __ |
\ | / \ |
-Cottaging. But that's not important. \ | \__/ |
/ How will you recognise her? | | |
/ | | |
(o)(o)/ Well she said I'd know because | | |
@ <> @ of her deep blue eyes, and she'd ^_^ | |
==== be wearing a carnation. ---------- /o~o\ | |
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LL "' "' |______|
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---And also because she's a
/ fucking huge male crab?
/ ______
(o)(o)/ Shit. I wondered what FHMC / \
@ <> @ meant in the advert. | O O |
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