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  |   |_________| |_________|               |_________| |_________|
  |   |_________   _________|       ________|_________   _________|
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  |   |         | |         |     /___________/ |     | |         |
  |   |_________|_|_________|     | Steak &   | |_____|_|_________|
  |                              _|   Kidney  | |________
  |               __________    / |  Pudding  | /       /|
  |              /         /|  /__|___________|/_______/ |
  |             /_________/ |  |           |           | |
  |             |         | |  |    Suet   | Christmas | | 
  |_____________|   Rice  | |__|  Pudding  |  Pudding  | /__________
  / Has anybody | Pudding | /  |___________|__---------------- 
 /  got a match?|_________|/                  | PUDDING LANE |
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            \   /o~o\                          | |        | |
             --/  V  \________                 | |        | |
              / /   \ |petrol|\                | |        | | 
                \   / |______| \  _________    | |        | |
                "' "'           \/________/    |_|        |_|
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