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CONTRIBUTOR: Mark (not Marc) Riley

|   |
|   |   ^_^
|   |  /x~x\        Yeaaaaahhhhhh!!! I been to the year 3000!
| ()| /  v  \      /Ooooooooooh, it hasn't changed but,
|   |/ /   \ \    / It's under water!!
|   |  \   /  ----
|   ==="'="'===
|   ===========
|   |
|   |                                               _A_
|   |                                               =O   _
|   |                                                |__//
|   |                                                \__|
|   |                                                 ||
|   |                                                 **
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|   |
|   |   ^_^
|   |  /x~x\        I messed my pants,
| ()| /  v  \      /When we flew over France,
|   |/ /   \ \    / I'll see you soon,
|   |  \   /  ----  In my hotel room,
|   ==="'="'===     You dirty little slut (heh heh!!)
|   ===========
|   |
|   |                                               _A_
|   |                                               =O   _
|   |                                                |__//
|   |                                                \__|
|   |                                                 ||
|   |                                                 **
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|   |
|   |   ^_^
|   |  /x~o\        I asked you to dance at the disco,
| ()| /  v  \      /But you sai.... erm, err,
|   |/ /   \ \    / Highway to Hell,
|   |  \   /  ----  Highway to Hell!!
|   ==="'="'===
|   ===========     I didn't see you there whilst I was
|   |               listening to my AC-DC tape.
|   |                                               _A_
|   |                                               =O   _
|   |                                                |__//
|   |                                                \__|
|   |                                                 ||
|   |                                                 **
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|   |
|   |   ^_^
|   |  /o~o\
| ()| /  v  \       You was listening to Busted, weren't you?
|   |/ /   \ \
|   |  \   /  \                                \
|   ==="'="'===\                                \
|   =========== \      No, It was AC-DC cos I am \
|   |            ------a mad rocker!              \
|   |                                              \_A_
|   |                                               =O   _
|   |                                                |__//
|   |                                                \__|
|   |                                                 ||
|   |                                                 **
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|   |
|   |   ^_^
|   |  /o~o\
| ()| /  v  \
|   |/ /   \ \
|   |  \   /  \                No wonder he has no friends.
|   ==="'="'===\
|   =========== \____ Shit.                         |
|   |                                               |
|   |                                            _A_/
|   |                                         _   O=
|   |                                         \\__|
|   |                                          |__/
|   |                                           ||
|   |                                           **
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CONTRIBUTOR: David Guy

(davidguy.brinkster.net)










Colin joins the P-owl-yphonic Spree


Pictures and words by David Homfray. Owl insertion by David Guy.








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