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                                    |  |
        Derren, out of my way!      |00|
       /I'm bursting for the        |< |
      / toilet! Quick!           ---\O /
     |                          /    #/
     |                         /    /  \
     |       No, wait... look /    ||  ||
     |       into my eyes.   /     ||  ||
     |       You don't need to     ||  ||
  ~~~~       go to the toilet.     ||  ||
 /   O       You do NOT need       VV  VV
 |@   C      the toilet.            ====
 |    |                            |   |
 \    <---Yeah, that's right.      | | |
  \__/    I don't even slightly    | | |
  /  \    need to go anymore!      | | |
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         ARGH! I pissed my pants!   |  |
         I'll get you for this,     |00|
         Derren Brown!              |< |
         |                     -----\- /
         |                    /      #/
         |                   /      /  \
         |                  /      ||  ||
         |      Heh. I love/       ||  ||
         |      doing that.        ||  ||
  ~~~~   |                         ||  ||
 /   O   |                         VV  VV
 |@   C  |                          ====
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 \    0/                           | | |
  \__/                             | | |
  /  \                             | | |
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