Tony Lemming Gets His Wish


Hi ho, hi ho, it's
off to work we go...
      |          
      |          Will you shut the fuck
      |          up, Victor? We're lemmings,
      |          not fucking dwarves!
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Christ! What's up with you
today, you miserable bastard?
      |          
      |          I don't know... I've been
      |          thinking about the pointlessness
      |          of our mundane existence. Walk,
      |          dig, float if we're lucky...
      |          then do it all again...
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Oh man, not this self-pitying
crap again! Can't you just be
happy with your lot for once?
      |          
      |          I dunno... sometimes I
      |          wish I could just end it all...
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Er, Tony? I... I
think you might have                Shit! There's
got your wish.                 \|/  so much I
         /                     -5-  haven't done!
        /                      /|\   /
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                       Well, see you next
                       time around, guys...
                            |  \|/
                            |  -1-...OH
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       Poor Tony.                                   
           |        Yeah. Look guys,   /\         /\
           |        can we stop off    ||         ||
           |        here for a min?    \/   ___   \/
          /         I'm desperate for  \\  /   \  //
         /          a piss.             \\/     \//
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    \ o\        \ o\/      \ o\        /  |     |  \
    |-\/       //-\/       |-\/       /   |     |   \
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