Gaming Nightmares #1: Frogger


Daddy, where are
we going?         Well, first we need
      \           to pop to the shops,
       \          then we're picking up
        \         your sister from the
         \        swimming pool.
          \       ___/_______________
           \     / _/   |      \     \
            \   / /o \_ |       \     \
             \ /  \_/o \|        \     \
     _________\-----\__/|________|______\_____
    /           |       |        |            \
   /       _____|       |        | _____       \
  |_______/ ___ \_______|________|/ ___ \_______|
  |______| /   \ |_______________| /   \ |______|
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Are we nearly there?
I need the toilet!    Oh, I told you to go before
      \               we left! Can't you - OH JESUS
       \              FUCKING CHRIST! What the FUCK
        \             is that thing in the road?
         \            /           
          \       ___/_______________
           \     / _/   |      \     \
            \   / /o \_ |       \     \
             \ /  \_/o \|        \     \
     _________\-----\__/|________|______\_____
    /           |       |        |            \
   /       _____|       |        | _____       \
  |_______/ ___ \_______|________|/ ___ \_______|
  |______| /   \ |_______________| /   \ |______|
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  |_______       _______                _______   |
  |\      \     /\      \              /\      \  |
  |/______/     \/______/              \/______/  |
  |                                               |
  |   _______             _______       _______   |
  |  /\      \           /\      \     /\      \  |
  |  \/______/           \/______/     \/______/  |
  |                                               |
  |_________________ See, son? THIS is ___________|
  |    -=---=-       why I'm against    -=---=-   |
  |    |     |       animal testing...  |     |   |
  |    -=---=-              \           -=---=-   |
  |====   ====   ====   ==== \ ====   ====   ==== |
  |           \/"\/          -\---=-              |
  |            | |           |     |              |
  |          /\\_//\         -=---=-              |
  |====   ====   ====   ====   ====   ====   ==== |
  |    -=---=-      -=---=-               -=---=- |
  |    |     |      |     |               |     | |
  |    -=---=-      -=---=-               -=---=- |

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