REAL LIFE VIDEOGAME FIGHTS!


Who would win in a real fight between:

MARIO...      ____
             /   _\
           _/   /M\\
          /_____|_||_
         / // /_~_~__\
         \O\\   @ @|
          |         \
           \   # \__/
            \  ##### ----It's-a me, Mario!
             \_____/
            /      \___
           / __     \\ \ __
        /  | / \  __ \_// //
       /   \/  / / // \/ //
      /  /  \_/ / //\ / //
     /  /    \ / //  \_//
    /  /   /  \_//
   /  /   /
  BOING!   BOING!


                        ___
...and BOWSER?     ____/ _/
                __/  /  /
               /\    \_/\
          /\__/O |       |
         |     \/        |
         |     _         |
          \___//|        \___/\_
           \/\/ |         ||/  \\
               /         ///____\\___
  RARRGH!-----/         //        \  |
              \__/\    //    ____  \ |
               __  \   \\__  \  |   \---
              "  \__\   \__\  \ |     \ |
             /  "          \\  \|      \|
             " /            \\          \
             \ "             ||  ____   |\
              "\      /\     ||  |  /   | \
                "____/  \    \\  | /    |__\
                         \    \\ |/ |\   |
                          \    \\   |_\  \
                           \    \\________\
                           /     \_________\
                          /_     _|______|
                         /__|___|_|



Answer revealed below!

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                             ___
                        ____/ _/
                     __/  /  /
                    /\    \_/\
               /\__/O |       |
    KER       |     \/        |
      -       |     _         |
       CHOMP.  \___//|        \___/\_
   _/\   \      \/\/ |         ||/  \\
  /___\   \-------- /         ///____\\___
 / // /            /         //        \  |
 \O\\ \            \__/\    //    ____  \ |
  |    \/\          __  \   \\__  \  |   \---
   \   # \\_       "  \__\   \__\  \ |     \ |
    \  #####      /  "          \\  \|      \|
     \_____/      " /            \\          \
    /      \___   \ "             ||  ____   |\
   / __     \\ \ __"\      /\     ||  |  /   | \
   | / \     \_// // "____/  \    \\  | /    |__\
   \/  /  __  \/ //           \    \\ |/ |\   |
   |\_/  /  \ / //             \    \\   |_\  \
   \____/    \_//               \    \\________\
   |    \                       /     \_________\
   =======                     /_     _|______|
                              /__|___|_|

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The answer is Bowser, obviously. You stupid twat.

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