THE ADVENTURES OF LUKE SKYWALKER
~~~ Luke, we need you @@@
/ O to take on the empire /o o\
\__<- single-handed.--------\ - /
/ | \ / o \
/ \ \ ----Hahahaa! Single- / |o| \
| \ \ handed, cos I'll ===
/ |\/ be wanking! |||
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/ | /_|_\
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~~~ No, listen - they're @@@
/ O heavily guarded on /o o\
\__o- their front lines.----\ ~ /
/ | \ You'll need to go / o \
/ \ \ \ round the back. / |o| \
| \ \ \ ===
/ |\/ --ROUND THE BACK! Haha |||
| | hahahaaaaa! Like |||
/ | bumsex! /_|_\
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~~~ You won't be totally @@@
/ O alone - we're sending /o o\
\__<- Han Solo along with---\ - /
/ | \ you. / o \
/ \ \ \ / |o| \
| \ \ ---But he's a bummer! ===
/ |\/ He likes to look at |||
| | men's bums and then |||
/ | do bottom-probing! /_|_\
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~~~ LUKE...----- @@@
/ O \ /o o\
\__<------OK, OK - just give --\ - /
/ | me my light sabre. ---// o \
/ \ \ / / |o| \
| \ \ Sorry - due to budget ===
/ |\/ cuts we can't afford |||
| | them. We can only |||
/ | give you a pork sword. /_|_\
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/o o\
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAA! --\ - /
| / / o \
| For fuck's--- / |o| \
| sake... ===
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_/ \ \/ /\__ |||
/ \ \/ /Oo} /_|_\
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