notapipe @ 2003-05-01 11:48:00

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Mood: curious

Lupin and Sirius are being cryptic. What HAS he done? And does this mean that the R/S/SS is over?

Comments:


 Anonymous @ May 1 2003, 11:53:22 UTC

Something to do with the wolfsbane. Poor Remus.

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portkey @ May 1 2003, 11:54:28 UTC

Why do I have the feeling this has something to do with Remus feeling so hot last night?

Hmmmm.

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xnera @ May 1 2003, 12:07:09 UTC

Yes, I think you're both right: it's something to do with the wolfsbane potion, and something to do with Remus feeling hot last night.

Interesting that Lupin changed his icon so you can't see his face. Hmmm... somebody (I forget who) remarked last night that Remus was having hot flashes... and hasn't Remus been called the woman of relationship before? My theory? potions_master gave lupercus a sex-change potion.

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adrienneherbst @ May 1 2003, 12:09:50 UTC

Yeah-- I saw that and thought, "oh my god, Snape turned Remus into a woman, didn't he?"

...and with this icon?



O_O

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cirakaite @ May 1 2003, 12:14:24 UTC

That's what I thought . . . what an utterly fiendish revenge for the crane trick.

And hey- Sirius got to take advantage of the hot flashes . . . *grin*

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Anonymous @ May 1 2003, 13:22:07 UTC

And this might be another explanation for the crying too. PMS, anyone? :p

Truly, truly evil. I wonder what the students will say?

~S

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notapipe @ May 1 2003, 13:24:14 UTC

I'm trying to figure out who should hit on him/her. I'm leaning towards Ernie at the moment.

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Anonymous @ May 1 2003, 14:36:07 UTC

HAHA! I wouldn't put it past Boot_Boy.

"I LOVE YOOU PROFESSOR LUPIN." http://www.livejournal.com/users/boot_boy/1347.html?mode=reply

Besides, he flirts with everyone. :)


~S, who wonders how Terry/M.B's date will turn out...

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Anonymous @ May 1 2003, 14:50:11 UTC Addendum

Just realized that if you read comments on that thread, Lupin's is the last comment and it says "Er, thank you, Terry. ...may I ask what brought on such a declaration?" The kicker, though, is that the comment has his booby icon. *dies&

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notapipe @ May 4 2003, 03:23:05 UTC

The answer, apparently, is neville?

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neviachiel @ May 1 2003, 12:06:16 UTC

Maybe Remus *is* pregnant?

(I just felt like coming up with possibly the stupidest explanation available.)

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Anonymous @ May 1 2003, 12:07:42 UTC

His new userpicture has rather feminine looking legs...It would explain last night...sort of.

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neviachiel @ May 1 2003, 12:09:56 UTC

o_0

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dropje @ May 1 2003, 12:18:12 UTC o_0

Well... if this were a cheesy fanfic I'd expect the potion not to wear of after 24 hours because the parts are 'in use'. heh.

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grey_cauchemar @ May 1 2003, 12:39:49 UTC

Maybe now he will get pregnant? *cackles*

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adrienneherbst @ May 1 2003, 12:15:01 UTC

HAH, BOOBS!



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notapipe @ May 1 2003, 12:16:05 UTC

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<a href"=http://www.livejournal.com/community/nocturne_alley/137233.html?thread=1124625">Snape's words</a> remind me of Silvia Kundera's <a href="http://www.rightthisway.net/proclivities/silvia/completelydifferent.html">And Now for something completely Different</a>.

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hp_snape @ May 1 2003, 12:21:55 UTC Obvious

Sex-change potion.

I approve.

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sistermagpie @ May 1 2003, 13:05:16 UTC Re: Obvious

You gotta love Snape. You just gotta love him.

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notapipe @ May 1 2003, 13:06:37 UTC Re: Obvious

Just hypothetically... What would happen if I didn't love Snape?

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sistermagpie @ May 1 2003, 13:12:24 UTC Re: Obvious

I don't want to get too graphic but...have you seen Alien?

Like that.

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notapipe @ May 1 2003, 13:20:48 UTC Re: Obvious

What, someone will force me to watch hilariously bad special effects? (the scene where the alien popped out of that guy's chest and ran off is one of the funniest moments in movie history)

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sistermagpie @ May 1 2003, 14:19:24 UTC Re: Obvious

Yes! You don't know true horror until you've been forced to watch hilariously bad special effects. It's like A Clockwork Orange, only with different fruit.

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notapipe @ May 1 2003, 15:06:47 UTC Re: Obvious

What? Alien, or Snape?

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athene_51 @ May 1 2003, 12:22:31 UTC

I would say that the user pics confirm our suspicions...

Poor lupercus. I'd imagine it's hard to adjust.

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larks @ May 1 2003, 16:12:59 UTC

Keywords: the horror

bwwahahah
that has just amused me to no end.

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Anonymous @ May 1 2003, 12:34:33 UTC

Well..........Remus is a woman but no one likes that idea except Snape, who thinks it's funny.

This could get bad.

I hope he changes back before the wedding.

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mint13 @ May 1 2003, 12:38:11 UTC

*nods in agreement*

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shusu @ May 1 2003, 12:41:43 UTC

Well.... there is a plus to that? Wedding dress.

Bet Narcissa loves weddings.

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notapipe @ May 1 2003, 12:43:54 UTC

At this late point? He's already got something picked out, I'm sure, you can't just turn around and have him fuck everything up because Snape doesn't like being a bird.

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hp_snape @ May 1 2003, 13:10:53 UTC Nice touch.

potions_master was a bird and now his world's Lupin is.

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moonlitpages @ May 1 2003, 12:37:39 UTC

*rolls* Oh that is priceless! Never, ever cross Severus Snape. Ah, these professors are such wonderful rolemodels for the children, eh?

I wonder if Remus makes a pretty woman ;-)

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notapipe @ May 1 2003, 12:39:34 UTC

Well, if we trust the icons, (s)he's got a nice body.

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moonlitpages @ May 1 2003, 12:44:32 UTC

I think Lupercus must secretly be more happy about this than he seems. He does seem awfully fond of showing off his new figure in his icons ;-)

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Anonymous @ May 1 2003, 15:17:53 UTC

Yeah, it seems like he has these pictures available for being used in emergency case. Maybe he has a big collection of them.

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moonlitpages @ May 1 2003, 20:30:08 UTC

Are you implying that Remus has a secret stash of het porn? *gasp* Maybe he just pilfered from Sirius' collection (which would surprise me less ;-) )

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Anonymous @ May 2 2003, 07:32:43 UTC

Hey, anything's possible. ^o^"
I'm just impressed that he's so well prepared in this very unexpected situation.

*grins*

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nimblelads @ May 1 2003, 12:38:20 UTC HAHAHAH

This amuses me greatly. XD

Nice gams, Lupin. *leer*

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Anonymous @ May 1 2003, 12:45:15 UTC Re: HAHAHAH

Don't leer too much for you might find that you don't have any eyes in your head. ^_^

Sirius seems...............upset by the fact that the man he loves is now a woman who thinks that her beloved doesn't want to look at her.

Poor, sweet Remus. He needs a hug.

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milenalupin @ May 1 2003, 13:02:01 UTC Re: HAHAHAH

Not enough space for two persons under the bed.

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myrddin @ May 1 2003, 15:00:39 UTC Re: HAHAHAH

I think Sirius could find a way to make space. Poor Professor Lupin.

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beadgalsarita @ May 1 2003, 13:37:19 UTC tee hee

I totally <3 snape right now. what a fitting revenge. remus a girl *snicker*. truthfully though..was it much of a stretch? lol

~S

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Anonymous @ May 1 2003, 22:09:16 UTC

Narcissa just posted some pictures of the outfits she gave Remus. Everyone's reaction should be rather interesting.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/blondenarcissa/13797.html

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