notapipe @ 2003-05-16 19:29:00

Water. Wood. Stain.
Mood: blah

[Edit: The part of this post dealing with Lucius's owl to Draco has been merged with the other Lucius thread.]

Since it's buried and people may have missed it, Harry responded to Sirius's travel update today. I wonder what he got water on (plus, he could have just asked Hermoine).

Comments:


 imochan @ May 16 2003, 19:38:11 UTC

Does it sound to anyone else like he's trying to cover up the water-stain question with all those other ones? Or is he just being j_h and i'm bordering on potions_master in terms of crazy theories?

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freak22 @ May 16 2003, 19:42:15 UTC hehe

bordering on [Unknown LJ tag] in terms of crazy theories but then again isnt that what NrAged is all about.

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freak22 @ May 16 2003, 19:43:53 UTC Re: hehe

egads damn HTML that unknown was potions_master

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notapipe @ May 16 2003, 19:48:12 UTC

Now that you mention it, yes. A lot. He goes straight from "water and wood" to "Did you get me presents?" Reminds me of Calvin, actually. Only with a little bit more tact.

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teardrop69 @ May 16 2003, 20:00:38 UTC

er... What could have happened that would cause a) water to stain wood, or b) cause the need for water to be used on wood, thus accidently staining it? Hmm. And what wood surface *cough*kitchentable*cough* could they be talking about?

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notapipe @ May 16 2003, 20:05:37 UTC

I wonder if different liquids have different charms to remove them.

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imochan @ May 16 2003, 20:06:57 UTC

*goes to Bad Place with no return ticket*

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notapipe @ May 16 2003, 20:11:58 UTC

They sell return tickets?

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imochan @ May 16 2003, 20:13:50 UTC

Touché, mofo. :D

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myrddin @ May 16 2003, 21:59:33 UTC

Only if one feels sorry for going in the first place, so no. I suppose not. Count me in.

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luleh @ May 16 2003, 21:49:40 UTC

Does the handbasket seat 2?

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imochan @ May 16 2003, 21:51:45 UTC

we'll squoosh and share seatbelts. it'll be fun. like a road trip. we'll listen to Copa Cabana and eat bugles. :DD

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luleh @ May 16 2003, 22:00:21 UTC

Nacho bugles?

Am there!

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myrddin @ May 16 2003, 22:02:31 UTC

Like your icon, but I prefer the second stage of that chart. *Whistle* I'll be bringing the lime jello then.

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ex_meiko437 @ May 17 2003, 00:01:44 UTC

I'll bring pizza flavored hot pockets! so addicted.

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teardrop69 @ May 16 2003, 20:13:37 UTC

Good question. I could almost name the charms for the different liquids. Now that would be fun.

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Anonymous @ May 16 2003, 20:18:19 UTC

you people are all insane. o_o

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notapipe @ May 16 2003, 20:22:45 UTC

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imochan @ May 16 2003, 20:24:46 UTC

*makes an x with fingers*

away, demonspawn.

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notapipe @ May 16 2003, 20:31:30 UTC

[voice style="demonic"]Your puny fingers cannot hurt me. Run, mortals.[/voice]

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neveth @ May 16 2003, 20:29:58 UTC

From the Evil Overlord List:
20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

*sneaks away whilst notapipe is laughing*

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notapipe @ May 16 2003, 20:37:09 UTC

*was totally expecting you to run away*

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ex_meiko437 @ May 17 2003, 00:04:33 UTC

*was totally expecting you to expect that, thus thwarting your evil plans that could have been made while cackling*

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notapipe @ May 17 2003, 01:03:26 UTC

*sets aside time to cackle so he can rejuvenate before plotting again, and was thus not inconvienced*

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teardrop69 @ May 16 2003, 20:38:44 UTC

Actually, I'm the one who is feeling mad. Wasn't there a post about a Q&A on Saturday?!? I can't find it. You are the font of all knowledge, as far as I can tell. Halp!

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notapipe @ May 17 2003, 01:28:47 UTC

You can find them yourself on the Calendar.

Yes, I am the font of all knowledge. Which is probably why the universe is so fucked up. You're getting your information from a guy whose idea of a nice break is to ramble on about aesthetic transactions and to give intense exegeses of nEVILle's posts and those which refer to them. I look crazy to the unenlightened only because I am what this universe is in it's most distilled, pure form.

Okay, I'm not quite awake enough to work in the Daodejing (specifically XI "Thirty spokes converge on a nave, because of it's emptiness the utility of the wheel exists" and the ones about the Tao containing everything by emptiness) properly. However, pretend I did. It will be fun.

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