| purestblood @ 2003-08-09 14:27:00 |
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I wish to extend my gratitude to the person who so generously gave me a paid LiveJournal account. Due to the anonymous nature of this medium, I cannot send you an owl with an actual note, nor, I suspect, would your significant others react in a calm fashion to the appearance of said owl; this will have to do, imperfect though it may be.
Lucius Malfoy
Comments:
| purestblood @ August 9 2003, 13:54:46 UTC |
Now, now. Some of us are more popular than others. There is no call for pettiness or jealousy; instead, embrace this opportunity to examine your character flaws and adjust them accordingly.
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gryffindorckr @ August 9 2003, 22:30:24 UTC |
Hey, I thought you were kidnapped?
*points to icon* <33333
| knight_to_h3 @ August 9 2003, 22:34:39 UTC |
YOU KNEW ABOUT THAT TOO?! DID THEY TELL THE WORLD, I MEAN HONESTLY!!! I don't know what happened but I woke up in my closet when my dad found me BABARIANS ALL OF THEM!
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gryffindorckr @ August 9 2003, 22:39:43 UTC |
!!!!!!
That's terrible! Did they hurt you, are you okay?
| knight_to_h3 @ August 9 2003, 22:46:05 UTC |
What the- Is Fred selling our baby photos?!
I'm fine! I've been in my closet all along!
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gryffindorckr @ August 9 2003, 22:51:34 UTC |
*whistles innocently*
So there was no actual kidnapping, they were just bluffing? Are you sure you were there the entire time, and not just returned to the closet?
| knight_to_h3 @ August 9 2003, 22:56:47 UTC |
ASK THEM!! They knocked me out!! FOR FIVE HOURS! AND GUESS WHAT! BULSTRODE CAN'T REALLY APPARATE!! And now my dad is watching me like the way Snape watches Harry so I can't even find time to post on my own journal >:O
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gryffindorckr @ August 9 2003, 23:06:07 UTC |
>:O indeed!
And now my dad is watching me like the way Snape watches Harry ... O_o??
(all caps = squee!!)
| wehaveseven @ August 10 2003, 05:07:12 UTC |
I think he means LIKE A HAWK BECAUSE I DON'T WANT HIM MISSING AGAIN.
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gryffindorckr @ August 10 2003, 15:16:29 UTC |
Er... right, good show Mr. Weasley!
Any word from the Mrs. yet? :(
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ashh @ August 9 2003, 22:40:08 UTC |
A muffin! For me? My heart cannot contain the joy.
You are so cute. I'm glad you're not kidnapped any more. <3
| knight_to_h3 @ August 9 2003, 22:44:54 UTC |
The icing colour's a bit off but it still tastes rather like icing though! Look out for Pig later!
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ashh @ August 9 2003, 22:55:11 UTC |
I'm sure it's wonderful! Thank you! I will find him some owl treats!
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ August 11 2003, 02:03:22 UTC |
Sure do! They don't look too blue though, that's okay?
(parent)| purestblood @ August 9 2003, 15:03:38 UTC |
Ah, it was you. I'd wondered who my benefactor was. Please do consider my offer, as Malfoy Manor is quite stunning in the summertime, and no doubt you'd enjoy the koi pond. Perhaps a light lunch in the gazebo?
Lucius Malfoy
| blondenarcissa @ August 9 2003, 15:49:37 UTC |
You are correct in that assumption.
As Lucius did not ask me to extend my courtesy to you in regards to an engagement at the Manor, I am afraid that you shall have to postpone your impending visit until he does so and I am placated. As the Lady of the Manor, it is my duty to properly prepare for the visitation of all guests to ensure that they have a lovely time and without due notice I shall have to ask you to wait to traverse to the Manor until you receive news from me.
I suspect, dame de réputation malade, that you shall be waiting for a very long time indeed.
Disgruntled,
Mrs. Narcissa Peltier Malfoy
| purestblood @ August 9 2003, 15:51:42 UTC |
Darling Narcissa,
As master of Malfoy Manor, I do not need your permission to dine with whom I will. Nevertheless, since you seem to object to the lady's presence, I will dine with her in London at the Ritz.
Lucius
| blondenarcissa @ August 9 2003, 15:56:49 UTC |
Dear Lucius,
You do not need my permission, apparently, and yet instead of insisting to me that your way is so, you choose to flee.
How utterly noble.
Narcissa
| purestblood @ August 9 2003, 16:00:18 UTC |
Narcissa,
I am not fleeing, and you, above all others, should know that. I have a few errands to run before we depart for the Riviera. I am sure that Remus can help you occupy your time if you so desire.
Your loving husband,
Lucius
| blondenarcissa @ August 9 2003, 16:07:22 UTC |
Lucius,
I beg to differ but if you insist I shall appease you. You are most certainly not fleeing the Manor and do have very pressing business to attend to in London that requires your immediate attention.
Remus is busy tending to Weetzie but I shall pass along your well wishes to him. I know he admires you so.
Narcissa
| hunin_munin @ August 9 2003, 18:29:45 UTC |
Well, I must say that providing someone with a paid account, especially our most lovable Mr. Malfoy, is indeed something most noteworthy. One does wonder why he had not paid for it from the get go. But then, one could also ask me why I had not paid for mine.
(parent)| hunin_munin @ August 9 2003, 18:36:17 UTC |
Mr. Malfoy? Would you mind taking it upon yourself to post frequently?
There.
Stasi, dear, how long do you think you will be hiding in there? I might need the space at some point. I have some sandwiches made up, if you would like some?
| hunin_munin @ August 9 2003, 18:45:48 UTC |
Oh, don't be silly. She might only turn you into something so as you would wish you were dead.
Peanut butter. I think I also have some ham and cheeses in the fridge if you would like that?
| hunin_munin @ August 9 2003, 18:54:44 UTC |
Milk?
...
Oh, I suppose you might.
...
Soy or natural?
| hunin_munin @ August 9 2003, 19:07:43 UTC |
*smiles and twitches*
I'll be coming in there. My father is watching South Park again. Scoot over.
| hunin_munin @ August 9 2003, 19:17:25 UTC |
I'm bringing both the floor pillows.
...
Okay. Tell me I didn't touch what I thought I did.
| hunin_munin @ August 9 2003, 19:21:47 UTC |
That's what I thought.
And, I will, as soon as your hand removes itself from my shirt.
I brought oreos for the milk.
| hunin_munin @ August 9 2003, 19:30:51 UTC |
Oh, don't forget the Chunky Monkey and the Turkish coffee that's in there. People dared to call me strange for putting a freezer in my clo ... er, yes, but I showed them. HAH.
Yes, do bless me. I need all the blessing I can get. Just ignore the screaming of demons. They just want attention.
| hunin_munin @ August 10 2003, 18:05:43 UTC Re: *sigh* |
Yes, I am special. *cough*
Ugh. I will comfort you if you comfort me. My back is killing me. I cannot believe we fell asleep in there. Oh, but anyway, congrats on Mr. Malfoy liking your icons. Perhaps I can maketalk you into making some for me some time?
| purestblood @ August 9 2003, 18:41:41 UTC |
I post as my schedule permits. I realize you have little to occupy your time, but I am a man with many responsibilities and cannot fulfill your needs to the extent that you might wish.
(parent)| purestblood @ August 9 2003, 18:54:23 UTC |
I think that .jpg would be the preferred format. You really are too kind, my dear. I'm sure I can think of a suitable way to thank you.
(parent)| hunin_munin @ August 9 2003, 18:52:45 UTC |
Oh, naturally, Mr. Malfoy. I understand that a person of your standing has many engagements that may not permit them the leisure of free time. I was only asking so as to bask in your warming glow, sir.
I understand that the Italian Reviera is quite lovely at this time of the year. I do hope that your family's vacation goes smoothly.
| purestblood @ August 9 2003, 22:11:25 UTC |
We have not departed as of yet. Our schedule calls for a departure on Monday, but your kind wishes are appreciated, for all that the facts are incorrect.
(parent)| purestblood @ August 9 2003, 22:10:02 UTC |
You are too kind. My player shall be contacting you shortly, as I am quite indisposed at the moment. I appreciate your assistance in this endeavour and your discretion.
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Anonymous @ August 9 2003, 23:11:31 UTC |
Lucius responds well to attentions lavished upon the fruit of his loins.
Not his loins. The fruit of. His spawn. That which sprung forth of his seed. The heir to the Malfoy legacy. The pointy little pale kid.
*cough*
- not!Draco
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Anonymous @ August 9 2003, 21:31:50 UTC Dearest Looshie |
I find it most curious that you do not list Narcissa as an interest in your profile, yet you do list Snape. Comments on this?
Are you looking for a concubine? I would so enjoy a Dark Vlador.
Intrigued,
Meiko.
| potions_master @ August 9 2003, 21:51:11 UTC Re: Dearest Looshie |
By all means, take him away.
No one will miss him.
| purestblood @ August 9 2003, 21:53:38 UTC Re: Dearest Looshie |
We'll always have Prague, Severus.
I put that in my interests hoping that you'd notice but alas, earwax.
| potions_master @ August 9 2003, 21:57:05 UTC Re: Dearest Looshie |
For the last time, there was no Prague.
| purestblood @ August 9 2003, 22:07:03 UTC Re: Dearest Looshie |
Go back to Egypt, Severus, and ruminate upon the river there.
(parent)| potions_master @ August 9 2003, 23:07:45 UTC Re: Dearest Looshie |
I would much rather drown you in it.
| purestblood @ August 9 2003, 23:20:45 UTC Re: Dearest Looshie |
Such hostility, Severus. I think your prolonged seperation from Ms. Chang is having a deleterious effect upon your psyche. I really couldn't speculate as to any other effects said absence would have on you.
(parent)| potions_master @ August 9 2003, 23:23:08 UTC Re: Dearest Looshie |
Miss Chang has nothing to do with my hostility. It has everything to do with you and your infuriating habit of continuing to exist.
I also dislike your walking stick.
| purestblood @ August 9 2003, 23:31:13 UTC Re: Dearest Looshie |
Severus, please. For the love of Merlin. Get some. Anywhere. Please. For all that you find holy. Go. Get. Some.
| potions_master @ August 9 2003, 23:38:15 UTC Re: Dearest Looshie |
Oh, sod off, Lucius. There are house-elves who need their beatings.
| purestblood @ August 9 2003, 23:46:54 UTC Re: Dearest Looshie |
Cranky, cranky, cranky. Go read a spy novel. It should be just your thing.
(parent)| el_erzulie @ August 9 2003, 23:49:34 UTC Re: Dearest Looshie |
>:O The walking stick has been mocked!
... will wonders never cease?
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Anonymous @ August 10 2003, 15:12:46 UTC Re: Dearest Looshie |
You are a succulent Slytherin yourself, Severus.
I agree, though.
~Mei.
| blondenarcissa @ August 9 2003, 22:00:04 UTC Re: Dearest Looshie |
He is my Dark Vlador. Go find your own, scoundrel.
Disgruntled,
Narcissa Peltier Malfoy
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Anonymous @ August 10 2003, 15:11:26 UTC Re: Dearest Looshie |
As much as I love you, Narcissa (I do so adore that lovely platinum coif.. how do you keep it up so nicely?), you aren't listed as an interest of his! Surely your Dark Vlador would find you INTERESTING.
Ambitious,
Meiko Pelrusus Magnificent
| blondenarcissa @ August 10 2003, 15:31:02 UTC Re: Dearest Looshie |
Dear Magnificent,
With a love such as ours, we do not feel the need to flaunt our union in the faces of those less fortunate than we Malfoys. I thank you for your interest and assure you that my Dark Vlador does indeed find me to be very interesting.
As for my coif, the secret is of course witchhazel infusion! It strengthens the roots and provides a glossy shine.
Regards,
Narcissa Peltier Malfoy
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Anonymous @ August 10 2003, 15:53:29 UTC Re: Dearest Looshie |
I'm sure there are many families less fortunate than the Malfoys, but, however, I cannot think of any.
Oh! I never would have guessed! I've always used a hazelnut infusion on my skin, although it has never quite gotten such a lusterous shine as yours always seems to have.
I wish you the best of luck regarding everything lately, Narcissa, and am sorry for the pain you have been experiencing. T.S. Elliot is an excellent poet and it may help to take your mind off of things. You are lucky to have a friend such as Remus. :)
Well wishes,
Mei
| tarie @ August 10 2003, 17:05:18 UTC Re: Dearest Looshie |
Do you happen to be in need of an LJ code? I've got several extras floating around. :D
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Anonymous @ August 10 2003, 17:49:49 UTC Re: Dearest Looshie |
Oh, thank you, but no :) That was so generous! But I used to have an account and recently purged it. I don't spend much time on LJ except to occasionally check NA and keep in touch with a few friends.
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Anonymous @ August 10 2003, 20:40:51 UTC |
You make me so mad I can't freaking see straight, you incompetant ass. You and all your snide remarks to Sirius..."Are your trousers as tight as you used to wear them in school?"..."You've really kept yourself in shape haven't you?"..."It's working." Give me a damn break. YOU are the reason Remus and Sirius are separated, you stupid Death Eater. Remus, if you read this, kick him in the groin area. PLEASE.
(parent)| purestblood @ August 10 2003, 20:48:44 UTC |
Hm. Someone's having a hard time seperating fantasy from reality. Either that, or it's time for your nap.
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Anonymous @ August 11 2003, 10:31:37 UTC |
Why does sirius even want to associate with you?? God, you are pathetic. You are married, are you not? Here you are flirting with another married man? Leave them alone.
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Anonymous @ August 11 2003, 11:27:16 UTC |
You deserve to have your eyes scratched out, as well.
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Anonymous @ August 11 2003, 20:37:28 UTC |
I would be happy to show you fantasy, Looshie baby.
~Mei.