elite_stoat @ 2003-04-08 23:44:00 |
Malfoy vs. Boot: Where Do YOU Stand?
Mood: thoughtful
I have to say that I'm really, really curious about where everyone stands on this duel issue.
So, dudes... who do you support? Draco Malfoy or that bootlicking, purple bean-loving freak Terry Boot?
All right, now, I've been thinking about this. I've been thinking about it over and over and over again and I just don't get it, so I figured this would be the best place to ask.
Question: Why the hell would anyone support Boot over Malfoy?
I just don't understand how that's at all possible!
I mean, honestly! boot_boy? Better than potterstinks? What's the deal?
I am such a bad person. -.-
*hums* XD
Comments:
zorb @ April 8 2003, 23:58:58 UTC |
Boot! I enjoy his flirting with M.B. so very much.
And you've gotta consider the hurt/comfort possibilities if potterstinks loses. *g* Why fight for a girl when we know where his heart truly lies?
elite_stoat @ April 9 2003, 00:14:27 UTC |
Oooooohhhhhh! You know, I hadn't thought about that... maybe he shoul lose, then...
:>
delfeus @ April 9 2003, 00:49:00 UTC |
Of course I support Draco!!! There is no choice in the matter!
(parent)elite_stoat @ April 9 2003, 00:59:21 UTC |
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!! I hope Boot chokes on a banana.
(parent)delfeus @ April 9 2003, 01:52:35 UTC |
No, leave the bananas for potterstinks! He needs to practice... certain things. :D We all know he isn't really allergic...
Shoe-boy can have all the grapes and apples...
elite_stoat @ April 9 2003, 02:07:04 UTC |
*coughs* It's funny, actully, that should say that Terry should eat apples when earlier ( http://www.livejournal.com/community/nr
But anyway, what if he really IS allergic? Surely we cannot put the poor boy's health at risk just for simple... er... practice...
delfeus @ April 9 2003, 02:27:07 UTC |
NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOO! No one besides just_harry will get a taste of potterstinks... Boot-boy better stick to grapes then.
Well, okay. Maybe we should give him cucumbers?
elite_stoat @ April 9 2003, 02:36:34 UTC |
CUCUMBERS! Good idea! Nice, crisp, cool, wet cucumbers... *coughs*
(parent)lunadeath02 @ April 9 2003, 00:52:46 UTC |
I would say Draco, but I think I'll support Sir Cadogen. :)
(parent)nabiki @ April 9 2003, 00:58:45 UTC |
I love draco, but all of a sudden I'm loving the Boot Boy more :O
(parent)elite_stoat @ April 9 2003, 01:08:34 UTC ;D |
Comparing Boot to Draco is like comparing apples and dog poop. And Draco is obviously an apple.
(parent)Anonymous @ April 9 2003, 01:16:09 UTC |
I admit, I was conflicted, and not just because of the hotness of boot_boy's userpic. Fortunately, Lavender decided it for me (http://www.livejournal.com/community/nocturne_alley/112852.html).
*waves his "Support Malfoy" flag*
Anonymous @ April 9 2003, 04:10:51 UTC |
*thinks about pointing out the irony of an anonymous poster offering him an lj code, but decides, no, that's obvious*
(freakazoid)WOULD I???!!!(/freakazoid)
Thanks, that'd be great. my email is fightslikeacow@yahoo.com
*hums Monty Python's "Penis Song" to himself*
frances_potter @ April 9 2003, 01:56:33 UTC |
It has to be Terry. Draco needs to be taught a lesson
(parent)ishuca @ April 9 2003, 02:12:52 UTC |
but do you think boot honestly capable of teaching it? i don't know if he's up to the task...
(parent)frances_potter @ April 9 2003, 02:18:08 UTC |
Probably true, but who else is there. Ron is like to mess it up. Harry isn't going to do it.
Maybe we could get Millicent to teach him. That would be interesting
kat99999 @ April 9 2003, 09:03:05 UTC Re: |
She's a woman that knows what she wants, I'd say. *g*
(parent)elite_stoat @ April 9 2003, 02:19:00 UTC |
I don't think he can quite... measure up to Draco, you know.
(parent)ishuca @ April 9 2003, 02:48:30 UTC |
no, you're probably right.
and his sword technique is probably lacking, too.
elite_stoat @ April 9 2003, 02:53:04 UTC |
Good point.
... That poor, disadvantaged boy, Boot. I almost feel sorry for him. Almost.
I think both boys could use more practice, though. Perhaps just_harry could help the Great Draco Malfoy improve even more... you know... with his... handling of... his wand, and things. Yes. Things.
ishuca @ April 9 2003, 04:16:53 UTC |
almost, you're right. but i suppose if worse comes to worse he can have M.B. whip him into shape.
yes, i think just_harry is perfect for the job of tutoring draco. after all, he's quite experienced at wielding his own wand, if rumors are to be believed.
things, indeed. =^-^=
milenalupin @ April 9 2003, 06:44:35 UTC |
don't forget the sword.
Harry hasn't practised since second year. He needs a fresh-up, too.
delirieuse @ April 9 2003, 02:02:45 UTC |
NOO! Boot_boy forever!
...I'm happy for Draco to lose and the h/c opportunities that offers. :D
kat99999 @ April 9 2003, 02:18:27 UTC |
It's a bit of a dilemma for me, actually.
For Boot:
1. Boot wears eyeliner. I have difficulty resisting a boy in makeup.
2. He and M.B. - theirloveissodrywitted.
3. Just- LJ icon doesn't hurt. *g*
4. Someone pointed out earlier, if he wins then potterstinks may seek comfort from a certain source... heeh.
For Draco:
1. He's Draco.
2. His second is a painting, which is just so cute in my opinion.
3. Uh.. well, he's Draco. Did I mention that?
You see my trauma, of course. *roots temporarily for M.B.*
elite_stoat @ April 9 2003, 02:20:57 UTC |
Yes, Yes, I do see the conflict there. You poor girl.
(parent)kat99999 @ April 9 2003, 02:24:11 UTC |
I'm practically bed-ridden from the anxiety.
...I will probably end up on Draco's side. His sneer is justsocute.
elite_stoat @ April 9 2003, 02:34:32 UTC |
Yes. Yes, it is.
GO DRACO!!
Not to mention that cute little butt...
delfeus @ April 9 2003, 02:44:54 UTC |
Oh yes. Maybe we could make Draco wear eyeliner, that would solve the problem?
(parent)kat99999 @ April 9 2003, 09:02:42 UTC Re: |
Awww... cute little butt. Aww, okay you swayed me. *giggles*
*waves Draco flag* Woo!
kat99999 @ April 10 2003, 05:19:32 UTC Re: |
Never a wiser word said! *contines to wave flag round like a maniac*
(parent)elite_stoat @ April 10 2003, 18:53:39 UTC |
*waves panties just_harry's boxer shorts at Draco*
He is SO going to win.
kat99999 @ April 11 2003, 00:49:41 UTC Re: |
HEEH!
....
(My brain has mushed at the thought of just_harry's boxer shorts anywhere near Draco, it would appear, lmao)
elite_stoat @ April 11 2003, 02:04:07 UTC |
Yeah, but I think the real point is that if I'm waving his boxers around... he isn't wearing them. :>!
Who knows, maybe he's not wearing anything. Maybe he and Draco are on the floor... rolling around... doing... each other...
kat99999 @ April 12 2003, 04:28:09 UTC Re: |
Oh dear lord, must you provoke such mental images in me? *goes cross eyed* Yummmm...
Could I tempt you into reading my D/H fic btw? I'm so always looking for feedback. Waah, I feel like some strange publicist leech lmao. *hides face*
kat99999 @ April 14 2003, 04:15:45 UTC Re: |
Yay, thanks!
http://www.astronomytower.org/cgi-bin/l
Let me know if you like... xx
hunin_munin @ April 9 2003, 05:07:38 UTC Why choose one? |
I'm rather torn between the two myself. I adore Terry, but then, I adore Draco as well. This is so difficult. I have to agree with kat99999 on the make-up bit, it is so very hard for me to resist a man in make-up, not to mention a writer of poems, goth, and so manly to boot! (alas, I could not help myself) However, then there is Draco. So very difficult to choose, so stricken am I that I would have to make a choice.
....
Eh, officially, I would have to lay my money on Boot, but much of my support goes to Draco. Poor Draco seems so burnt out already. Can you imagine what a defeat to a purple jelly bean eating Ravenclaw (speaking of which, Terry-dear, if you read this, do you think you could get me some of those? i'm having a party this weekend) would do to him? I wonder if he would still be ignored if it were to happen?
I do believe that M.B., the darling, has some plans either way it turns out.
Either way, I will be using both icons in my support of the two.
elite_stoat @ April 9 2003, 17:39:49 UTC Re: Why choose one? |
Poor Draco seems so burnt out already. Can you imagine what a defeat to a purple jelly bean eating Ravenclaw (speaking of which, Terry-dear, if you read this, do you think you could get me some of those? i'm having a party this weekend) would do to him?
*sniffs*
Yeah, that poor boy has it so rough... we have to support him, you see, because Draco needs love!!! He needs us to support him!
greenapricot @ April 9 2003, 05:44:21 UTC |
How to choose between two such wonderfully snarky boys? I'm so torn. There's the whole h/c if PS looses J_H can make it all better angle, but then Draco has had such a shitty time of it lately I'd hate to see him loose. He needs to win something. But then if he wins all the Boot supporters will be angry with him again like with the detentions (more so I'd imagine than the Draco supporters would be angry at Boot) and the last thing PS needs is more flack from Colin. But it is Draco, can't resist Draco, especially with all those lovely pictures he keeps coming up with. Yup, Draco it is (though I wouldn't mind seeing him in eyeliner).
But what I'd really like to see is J_H's reaction to all this. Will he finally voice his true feelings or maybe jump in if Sir Cardogan isn't quite up to snuff? I sure hope so. Saturday seems such a long way away.
mcslytherin @ April 9 2003, 06:18:42 UTC |
I support Draco. But then, that goes without saying; it should be rather obvious, even to those who don't know me well at all.
(parent)milenalupin @ April 9 2003, 06:47:13 UTC |
Go potterstinks!
For obvious reasons. *points at icon*
sistermagpie @ April 9 2003, 07:00:31 UTC |
Draco all the way. Why?
Well, I love Terry. But his reputation isn't on the line here. M.B. has stated she can not be impressed and...she's right. She can't be. Winning this duel will get Terry here nor there with M.B.
Draco, otoh, must prove himself a man for his own true love. And besides, he *did* duel well against Harry second year, headstart not withstanding. If Terry can beat him Terry's *this close* to being able to duel Harry.
Go Draco.
katrionaa @ April 9 2003, 07:43:20 UTC |
Boot because he doesn't have to have his mummy come out and defend him.
And really what would Draco do with M.B. if he won? She'd probably end up breaking more of his bones.
elite_stoat @ April 9 2003, 17:41:14 UTC |
IF THAT'S THE CASE, YOU SHOULD ALL BE ROOTING FOR DRACO!!!
(parent)katrionaa @ April 9 2003, 17:50:45 UTC |
NOT UNTIL HE GETS A DECENT DYE JOB! BOOT IS STILL HOTTEST!!
(parent)elite_stoat @ April 9 2003, 17:59:20 UTC |
I THINK YOU NEED TO GET YOUR EYES CHECKED BECAUSE EVEN IF DRACO WERE BALD, HE'D STILL LOOK A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER THAN BOOT!!
(parent)katrionaa @ April 9 2003, 18:08:01 UTC |
TAKE OFF THOSE ROSE COLORED GLASSES AND SEE DRACO FOR THE FERRETY LOOKING PERSON THAT HE IS!!
BOOT, BOOT, BOOT!
elite_stoat @ April 9 2003, 18:09:34 UTC |
BETTER A FERRET THAN A TRANSVESTITE!!
MALFOY, MALFOY, MALFOY!!
skittles @ April 10 2003, 11:01:53 UTC |
OY! Nothing wrong with transvestites!
I'm torn between who I should root for!
elite_stoat @ April 10 2003, 20:21:43 UTC |
Ani, you know I like trannies just as much as the next rabid slasher, but you had damn well better root for Malfoy.
(parent)skittles @ April 10 2003, 20:34:20 UTC |
::bites lip::
But...but...but...Boot's sooo cute!
Then again, Malfoy is...well, Malfoy!
elite_stoat @ April 11 2003, 02:05:55 UTC |
I am glaring at you right now.
THE MAKE-UP IS A PLOY!!! MALFOY DOESN'T NEED MAKE-UP!!! BOOT DOES JUST TO GET ATTENTION!! THAT'S THE POINT, DRACO DOES'T NEED GIMMICKS!! HE CAN WIN AND GET SUPPORT ON HIS OWN!!
elite_stoat @ April 11 2003, 18:22:59 UTC |
*sharpens knives*
Come out and say you support Draco.
skittles @ April 13 2003, 11:35:17 UTC |
::hides in some random corner where no one will find her::
(parent)slinkhard @ April 9 2003, 08:32:28 UTC |
Have you all lost your minds?!
*roots for potter_stinks.*
His ego needs bolstering.
elite_stoat @ April 9 2003, 18:08:27 UTC |
I agree wholeheartedly.
Those Boot fans... *shakes head* Poor, misguided souls that they are. In need of medical attention, even.
slinkhard @ April 10 2003, 03:51:23 UTC Re: |
Tragic. They deserve all of our empathy.
Except they can't have it cos Draco does.
elite_stoat @ April 10 2003, 18:48:06 UTC |
Yes. Well. They have purple beans, so I refuse to feel sorry for them. Refuse!
(parent)kearie @ April 9 2003, 09:38:12 UTC Deeply conflicted... |
I am probobly supporting Draco because of the sheer necessity that I support Draco in all things. It's an illness I tell you! On the other hand though, I wouldn't be particularly cut up if Boot should win, for the many many many reasons posted here. I suppose I'm conflicted. Still, my love for Draco is long and abiding and my love for Boot is recent and confined to this RPG really...
(parent)lore @ April 9 2003, 11:44:21 UTC |
Boot!
boot_boy @ April 9 2003, 16:46:28 UTC |
Thank you, darling. Much appreciated. If it doesn't work out with Millie...
(parent)lore @ April 9 2003, 17:04:13 UTC |
*blushes to toes*
Millie would be a fool to turn you away.
And there's not enough Boot-Love around here for my tastes.
*off to do something about that*
love, lore
anjaliesque @ April 9 2003, 14:35:24 UTC |
Boot, I think. It's not that I like him better than Draco, they're both absolutely hilarious, but that I think Draco needs to be taken down a few pegs. Yes, I know he's already pretty bitter, but I don't think it's as angsty as it could get. Yes, there's the possible hurt-comfort option featuring just_harry, but I'm not really depending on that. I don't think that Terry could do anything devastating either. I just think that a minor defeat at Terry's hands might be enough to ground Draco, to really make him examine himself past all the sarcasm and avoidance. That that's what he needs. Actually, now that I think of it, I think it'd work even better if Draco beats the drunk-on-purple-beans Boot and then Dean stepped up and beat him. Because I don't have too much faith in Boot winning, but I think that Dean really has the cool anger (not crazed like Colin's) and personal motives (not all poncy in defense of M.B. like Boot) to deal Draco a real blow.
Either that, or Draco and Terry Stupefy each other in the first minute and it all comes down to the riveting battle of Thomas vs. Cadogan. :)
elite_stoat @ April 9 2003, 18:29:16 UTC |
Either that, or Draco and Terry Stupefy each other in the first minute and it all comes down to the riveting battle of Thomas vs. Cadogan. :)
V. intriguing idea. :D
black_dog @ April 9 2003, 18:58:16 UTC |
Another possible take on this is to ask -- not, who would you support, but who would you lay odds on? Boot's challenge seems to have welled up out of some gorgeous, theater-of-the-mind stoner haze, and your professional oddsmaker has to wonder how his wand-to-hex coordination is holding up after all those purple beans. PS, on the other hand, comes to the whole encounter with a pure, clearheaded rage, and a massive chip on his shoulder, a desperate need to make up for recent humiliations. I'd expect a better fight from the person who had more at stake -- and that's PS, I think.
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