| moocow1985 @ 2004-04-14 21:02:00 |
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Mood: devious
Goyle posts.
o man I never knew what paradise Hogwarts was until we came back. people screaming bloody murder, crab snoring like a hurricane and blaming it on me and throwing chocolate everywhere what’s up with that?? and the tents were awful. awful. ours smelled like katfink piss and of cabbages. and another thing why must the houselves at Hogwarts make cabbages to put with tea? was unappreciative. come back from tenting (crab assures me that’s the word for what we did) and get awful food?? scandal. absolute scandal.
mind you, there was something awful else I heard at the tenting expedition. (haha, except for that limerick wossname head boys friend told me 'there once was a boy from the sticks who liked to write limericks. but he failed at the sport because he wrote them to short.) this CRUNKUL sound. honestly. every time I worked out the tents. crunk. crunk. cruuuuuunk. and I KNOW there’s only one thing in the world that makes that sound.
the dung of a crunkul horned snorkak.
I read about them in this magazine that was in the common room. the quibble or somewhat. I know they’re from Sweden but who knows where we were!!! anyway, I told Collin about my suspicions and he just laughed!!!!!!!!!!!!11 no fair.
right I am off to see if anyone will believe me. wish me luck. no one believes me often I wonder why??? im not good at lying (‘cept for lying down hooha) surely they know this by know??
GREG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 :----) @--:---)
Best limerick ever!
First post! w00t!
ETA: fecking code. i think it's fixed now. *crosses fingers*
Comments:
| xnera @ April 15 2004, 01:49:15 UTC |
haha, except for that limerick wossname head boys friend told me
Does that mean 
goyle knows who the Head Boy is? O_O
| jacay @ April 15 2004, 02:37:50 UTC |
Maybe he just knows that someone is a friend of the head boy. Did anyone say someone was telling jokes? I just remember something about Ravenclaws and people gathering around them.
(parent)| fluffers @ April 15 2004, 04:03:29 UTC |
Perhaps the fact that it was a limerick is a hint to the nationality of the head boy's friend? After all, who tells a finer limerick than a fine Irishman? ;o)
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dry_your_eyes @ April 15 2004, 11:58:22 UTC |
Seamus? I wouldn't like it to be him. But I'd REALLY like to finally find out who the mystrious guy is!
(parent)| fluffers @ April 15 2004, 16:29:34 UTC |
Nono, Seamus wouldn't be head boy, he'd be the head boy's friend, it was the friend telling limericks. So some friend of Seamus would be head boy. If it was indeed Seamus telling limericks.
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dry_your_eyes @ April 15 2004, 16:33:14 UTC |
shit, now I really regret Seamus has got so many friends! :P
(parent)| darththalia @ April 15 2004, 04:08:10 UTC |
*Thank you* for the translation. I was getting a headache from this one.
(Also: nice icon. I'm using that drawing of Delirium as my LJ background right now.)
| moocow1985 @ April 15 2004, 19:57:07 UTC |
No problem! It was much more interesting than my Korean homework.
I like your icon too! I love Delirium. I have a really pretty postcard of her with little butterflies on my wall!
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dry_your_eyes @ April 15 2004, 11:56:07 UTC |
im not good at lying (‘cept for lying down hooha)
oh my, this is so Goyle! :P
| sistermagpie @ April 15 2004, 14:55:57 UTC |
Maybe I'm just being paranoid but I also wondered if the crunkul sound had anything to do with Wormtail sneaking around. Obviously they're in the woods and lots of things make noise (including horned snorkaks) but just thought I'd throw that out.
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