| lazy_daze @ 2004-06-13 09:52:00 |
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Mood: 
late
Goyle posts.
Well there you go. It seems the school not only puts Potter above everyone else but also anyone he consorts with. The WEASLEY wopped (?) his own hand off and Mrs Pomfrey is going to PUT IT BACK ON.
It is gross injustice. GROSS injustice.
I lost one measly finger due to one of Draco's measly mood swings and it couldn't be reattached! But when it's WEASLEY who wops off his own hand, he gets royal treatment! Wholly unfair.
Look, I know Colin tried to eat mine, and that’s why it couldn’t be reattached. It’s not his fault he thought it was a pig in the blanket. It could have happened to anyone. And it was WEASLEY’S fault that someone brought a joke finger to be reattached. But still! It must be only WEASLEYS who can keep severed appendages! And that is not fair. I will have to make a formal complaint about the safety standards of this school and complain about prejudice cause just cause you can’t stand Potter’s presence you get penalised for it.
I found my comics, they were where I’d left them, whoops. Have memory like Swiss cheese man I could really go for some of that now. Mmm cheese. Why do we never learn to charm nice things like cheese in Charms. Or learn how to make a potion that matures cheese faster. I don’t like that nasty mild cheese. What’s the point of cheese if it doesn’t taste like cheese. And none of those nasty crackers either. Yukkers.
Crabbers is studying really hard for Crabbers :----) I am too although I don’t see the point. I already know what Mrs Pomfrey called diswotsic (alright I don’t remember) is counting against me. Lots of famous people have it apparently, like Celestina Warbeck (did I mention I’d been on a CW forum and I saw a couple of other Hogwarty people on there??) and Gwenog Jones (urgh, both GIRLS!)
Oh, speaking of cheese, there’s a weird guy following Mrs Hooch a lot that smells of bad cheese, he reminds me of one of my aunts, his face looks like her arse, haha. The shape of it I mean. Not that I have seen my aunt’s arse eww.
Well I'd better go my campaign against unfairness in school begins NOW!
:------D
Goyle
Wow, that takes longer than I thought :D
Comments:
| saffronlie @ June 13 2004, 09:23:08 UTC |
Man, the thing with Goyle, is that what he is saying actually only makes sense in the context of his bad spelling. When spelt correctly, it's the words of a madman. Hee. Thanks for the translation!
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hezzabeth @ June 13 2004, 09:34:20 UTC |
I feel sorry for him, I'm surprised Hogwarts dos'nt have special programs for kids like Goyle who have problems.
(parent)| slinkhard @ June 13 2004, 13:02:06 UTC |
Hogwarts seems to have the mentality of 'toughen up, sink or swim'.
Poor Goyle.
I love that he calls Crabbe 'Crabbers' ;)
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hezzabeth @ June 13 2004, 23:39:11 UTC |
Its really unfair though, I mean dyslexias I disease.
Its not like his being stupid on purpose, I mean most schools usually have transcribers for those with learning difficulties.
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ex_vesperia536 @ June 13 2004, 13:05:37 UTC |
'Not that I have seen my aunt’s arse eww.'
LOL!
| layha @ June 13 2004, 14:27:12 UTC |
I do believe he meant "nancy" cheese and crackers.
Lovely.
| lazy_daze @ June 13 2004, 15:37:43 UTC |
Nasty, nancy, same difference :D although I think you may be right :D
I hate cheese.
| tabiji @ June 13 2004, 17:34:16 UTC |
I have often heard that 'nasty' and 'nancy' are similar.
(parent)| lazy_daze @ June 13 2004, 17:54:39 UTC |
Ahahaha *dead* hee, I am sorry for inadvertently insulting you! <3
(parent)| tabiji @ June 13 2004, 17:59:44 UTC |
Ahahaha noooo! Dang the new comment box is odd and I forgot to add an emoticon! I think it's funny and true!! My two-year old niece calls me 'Aunt Nasty' :))
(parent)| lazy_daze @ June 13 2004, 18:03:43 UTC |
Hee, I didn't think you were truly offended (damn how easily things can be misinterpreted in this medium)
Somehow 'nasty rose' doesn't have the same ring to it :D
| layha @ June 13 2004, 21:18:01 UTC |
The only reason I was tool enough to point it out is because I find the idea of him calling the cheese homosexual hysterical.
All the love.
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a_player @ June 15 2004, 18:31:53 UTC |
Goyle did, in fact, mean "nancy."
And "wop" is a dialectal verb in its own right, meaning to chop something with a great degree of strength and not a great degree of accuracy, usually used when one aims to chop something off with the hope that a lot of grunt work will substitute for laziness in the accuracy department.
:--------D