| percyneedsalife in nocturne_alley @ 2003-04-04 16:10:00 |
| Current mood: |  hopeful |
| Current music: | Rufus Hexright: Bertie Botts and Chocolate Quills |
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Comments:
| petitemillicent @ 2003-04-04 07:33 am UTC |
"The Secret Guide To Hiding Places in Slytherin Dungeons" - 2.
M. B.
| percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-04 07:42 am UTC |
Hmm. Cho Chang would kill us. How about Ron? Only one owner, good as new...
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-04-04 07:44 am UTC Re: |
You might want to owl him a copy of "When You've Got This Book Of Hexes, Who Needs Friends".
M. B.
