| potterstinks @ 2003-05-22 16:13:00 |
| Current mood: | enraged |
I hardly see how there's any justice in the world when My Mother is purchasing journal accounts for Potter. Potter hardly even uses his journal. Of course, Mother did send me a parcel of considerably larger size than anything I've seen Potter receive at the breakfast table, but it's the principle of the thing.
I returned to my dormitory yesterday only to find Crabbe had stolen my bed. He actually expected me to trade beds with him. His reasoning was that his is full of crumbs and that the house-elves never launder his linens, and seeing as mine is impeccably tidy, he wanted a new bed to foul up. He got chocolate on my duvet. He claimed that I don't use mine often enough, because surely that's the only reason anyone would ever have their bed made. So we had a bit of a duel over that, and needless to say Crabbe has returned to his pen. Now I've had to have my linens boiled and they're wrinkled. I can hardly be expected to sleep on wrinkled sheets. I'm certain that those elves did this on purpose.
Speaking of which, a bit more has been sawed off the legs of my bed. Even Goyle has noticed at this point, and yet there's not a single cry of foul play from anyone but me. I've alerted Professors Snape and Vector of this on more than one occasion, but they seemed to think I was making the entire thing up. Yes, that's exactly what I do for fun. I shave wood off of the legs of my bed just to come up with something to complain about, since, of course, there's just so little to complain about around here that I'd have to create it myself. That explains the Weasley family, of course. I got a little bored and decided to create a nuisance. They're just inanimate objects transfigured into redheads to give me something to do.
When will people start listening to me?
I'd just like to know what the abominations of Hogwarts expect from me. Evidently no one's got the point that I don't like any of you. Do you think I sit around and drink tea and meditate in my spare time? What you see is, as the lesson states, what you get, and I'm ever so sorry if you had other ideas that I would be more fun. If it's a bland sense of humour and reliability that you're looking for, you can always turn to Weasley. I'm sure he's got nothing better to do.
Comments:
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-22 03:28 pm UTC |
Did your parents forget to give you pocket money again? You've only got three faces to use now, ha!
| potterstinks @ 2003-05-22 03:36 pm UTC |
Three of my faces are infinitely superior to three of yours. Don't think I haven't peeked at your userinfo, Weasel. 'Paid Account, expiring 05-11.' You haven't even got a thumb next to your name anymore.
(parent) knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-22 03:41 pm UTC |
Who needs a stupid thumb anyway?? Paid Account, expiring 05-21! Yours! Hah! At least my remaining faces are better than yours!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-05-22 03:46 pm UTC |
Mine aren't gone. They're merely frozen and made unuseable. They'll be making a comeback soon enough. Besides, seeing as my thumb hasn't left yet, clearly there has been some sort of mistake.
Why have you dripped mud all over the computer room? It smells in here. Expect your comeuppance in five to ten minutes, or whenever it is that this comment goes through.
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-22 03:50 pm UTC Re: |
Frozen icons ain't very helpful, is it? You still only have three faces, ha ha.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-05-22 03:46 pm UTC |
Mine aren't gone. They're merely frozen and made unuseable. They'll be making a comeback soon enough. Besides, seeing as my thumb hasn't left yet, clearly there has been some sort of mistake.
Why have you dripped mud all over the computer room? It smells in here. Expect your comeuppance in five to ten minutes, or whenever it is that this comment goes through.
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-22 03:51 pm UTC Re: |
Oh it's not just me then?? It took me bloody ages to get anything to show up...
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-05-22 03:54 pm UTC |
No, it's just you. Obviously I meant to post that comment four times.
Why is there a flower pot on your foot?
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-22 04:01 pm UTC Re: |
JUSTIN!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MERLIN FORSAKEN PIECE OF CRAP?!?!
| finch_fletchley @ 2003-05-22 04:03 pm UTC |
WHAT?
Oh, now I suppose you want to blame the bad servers on the Hufflepuffs, is that it?
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-22 04:09 pm UTC Re: |
I'M BLAMING THE FLOWER POT ON YOU, AND WHILE I'M AT IT THE SERVER MUST BE YOUR FAULT TOO!!!
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2003-05-22 04:14 pm UTC |
Oh, sure, blame the Hufflepuff. It's not like a Gryffindor could ever do any wrong. Why take responsibility for your own mistakes when a Hufflepuff is nearby? Everyone else is doing it.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-22 04:48 pm UTC Re: |
WHY ARE WE NOT GIVEN PAID ACCOUNTS IF WE HAVE TO BLOODY KEEP THESE JOURNALS?!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-05-22 04:10 pm UTC |
I am not a 'MERLIN FORSAKEN PIECE OF CRAP', you overgrown Lobalug.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-22 04:13 pm UTC Re: |
I WASN'T CALLING YOU THAT, ALTHOUGH IT IS QUITE FITTING HAHA I WAS YELLING AT THE SERVER
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-05-22 03:47 pm UTC |
Mine aren't gone. They're merely frozen and made unuseable. They'll be making a comeback soon enough. Besides, seeing as my thumb hasn't left yet, clearly there has been some sort of mistake.
Why have you dripped mud all over the computer room? It smells in here. Expect your comeuppance in five to ten minutes, or whenever it is that this comment goes through.
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-22 03:55 pm UTC Re: |
Oh I met Justin in the greenhouse and planted him in a flowerpot so he tried to do the same and then we heard someone coming so we had to bloody hop away! Trust HIM to plan a fight in the rain, blame the mud on him!!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-05-22 03:57 pm UTC |
And naturally you had to come to the computer room immediately to punish the rest of us for your idiocy.
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2003-05-22 03:57 pm UTC |
That wasn't my fault! Hey, you were the one who started screaming bloody murder. Of course someone heard us!
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-22 04:04 pm UTC Re: |
YOU TRIED TO PLANT ME HEAD-FIRST, HOW IS THAT MY FAULT?!
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2003-05-22 04:07 pm UTC |
Hey, man, we were fighting. It's not my fault if you can't be a bloody man about it.
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2003-05-22 03:59 pm UTC |
That wasn't my fault! Hey, you're the one who started screaming bloody murder. No wonder someone heard us!
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-22 04:06 pm UTC Re: |
I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME, IT'S STILL YOUR FAULT
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-05-22 03:47 pm UTC |
Mine aren't gone. They're merely frozen and made unuseable. They'll be making a comeback soon enough. Besides, seeing as my thumb hasn't left yet, clearly there has been some sort of mistake.
Why have you dripped mud all over the computer room? It smells in here. Expect your comeuppance in five to ten minutes, or whenever it is that this comment goes through.
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-22 03:57 pm UTC Re: |
OI, STOP SENDING ME THE SAME MESSAGE I'M NOT DEAF
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-22 03:58 pm UTC Re: |
OI, STOP SENDING ME THE SAME MESSAGE I'M NOT BLIND!
(parent)| just_harry @ 2003-05-22 04:46 pm UTC |
I thought you said you didn't care about being cryptic to hide identities.
| potterstinks @ 2003-05-22 05:00 pm UTC |
Not when it comes to saving others from embarrassment.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2003-05-22 05:04 pm UTC |
I don't think anyone asked you to save them, did they? I think you're just worried about you.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-05-22 05:09 pm UTC |
I was referring to the old entry of mine that you quoted, obviously. And actually I'm quite unworried about myself, seeing as I, for one, am completely unsurprised with my own personality and enjoy it regardless.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2003-05-22 05:13 pm UTC |
Who do you think is surprised with your personality? Because I think everyone has pretty much kind of figured it out by now, you know.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-05-22 05:20 pm UTC |
You're the one who evidently expected I was the second coming of Weasley, as you've made quite clear by stating, for the record, that it's stupid.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2003-05-22 05:26 pm UTC |
I never thought you were even kind of like Ron! What kind of an idiot do you think I am? And I explained to you about the stupid part. You know that's not what I meant.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-05-22 05:38 pm UTC |
Where to even begin? Let's start with Weasley being taken aback that I'd attend an anti-Potter meeting. And of course there's you yourself, seeming genuinely surprised that I'm not quite the side-splitting good time you quite clearly had imagined in your own head.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2003-05-22 05:53 pm UTC |
I don't care if you go to Colin's stupid meeting. Why'd you think I ever cared? I mean, you're czar, aren't you? What made you think any of it? I explained to you. Remember that part where you laughed? Have you just decided what I think for me?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-05-22 06:01 pm UTC |
Who said you did? I'm just saying that I don't see why everyone's so surprised that I'd go to Creevey's meeting or that I'm not a reliable source of consistency. Weasley being surprised only illustrates the fact that no one listens to me one bit.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2003-05-22 06:05 pm UTC |
Hang on. Okay, are you saying that this is because I don't get what you're doing?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-05-22 06:11 pm UTC |
What are you talking about? What is because of what? Saying what? Who?
(parent)| just_harry @ 2003-05-22 06:14 pm UTC |
ARE YOU SAYING THAT THE REASON THAT YOU'RE THROWING THIS FIT IS BECAUSE I SAID YOU WEREN'T EXACTLY RELIABLE?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-05-22 06:24 pm UTC |
I'm not throwing a fit. If I were throwing a fit, I'd be a bit more vociferous about it. However, no one said you had to deal with my 'fits.' And no, as a matter of fact, I'm not.
Weasley, who happens to be reading every word of this on the computer three seats down from me, is turning purple from biting his tongue. I'll just leave in order to alleviate him of the swelling that will surely incur later. After all, my fits are so painful to everyone.
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-22 06:36 pm UTC |
Ha ha very funny, I'm not turning bloody purple and I wasn't exactly SURPRISED and even if I was, so bloody what?? It's not Harry's fault so stop blaming him for everything! It's not like the whole world isn't used to your fits anyway.
(parent)| blondenarcissa @ 2003-05-24 07:45 pm UTC |
My charming son,
Would you like me to send you new duvets, dear? While in Paris the other day I saw the most darling hand-woven silk sheets from India that are all the rage and I thought of you.
I have taken the libery to write to Vincent's family to express my dismay at his inability to respect your property. I should think he might be apologizing to you in the near future for his insensitivity.
Have you given any thought to Summer hols as of yet?
Love,
Mother