bookshop @ May 23 2003, 00:31:01 UTC

Poems, Pacific Overtures, Sondheim, too tired to respond in kind tonight. But <3.

notapipe @ May 23 2003, 03:37:29 UTC *gives kudos*

Good show. Though really, you spoiled the fun for all of those poor souls who aren't insane and obsessive about him. :P

bookshop @ May 23 2003, 05:45:58 UTC Re: *gives kudos*

Tell the poor souls to be awake at the insane obsessive crack of dawn next time.

tabiji @ May 23 2003, 00:31:30 UTC

I am torn between saying "Ooh! My name's in a poem!" and creating a "My Fandom Writes Bad Poetry" icon.

The haikus are actually pretty cool :)

notapipe @ May 23 2003, 03:38:12 UTC

Thank you.

aurorasinger @ May 23 2003, 12:40:51 UTC

I love your icon more than you could imagine. As long as I pretend the Quidditch seating tower thing is really a pillar.

notapipe @ May 23 2003, 13:17:21 UTC

Wait, it's NOT a pillar. That's a bummer.

aurorasinger @ May 23 2003, 13:25:34 UTC Re:

...Wait, I'm confuddled. You thought it was? Or...you thought I thought it was...?

notapipe @ May 23 2003, 13:44:53 UTC

I thought it was a pillar.

tabiji @ May 23 2003, 20:42:19 UTC

Thank ya :) Hmmmm...I could always change the background and make it into a pillar....

aurorasinger @ May 24 2003, 14:35:31 UTC Re:

Make it marble. In the parthenon. That would be loverly.

hezzabeth @ May 23 2003, 01:10:27 UTC

My name was in a poem as well! we should all form a club and glance down snootingly at others.

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Anonymous @ May 23 2003, 02:30:08 UTC

That is bloody brilliant.

tabiji @ May 23 2003, 02:32:37 UTC

Whoa! I like "by reference to hold his bed Draco his heterosexuality might be more"

The Snooty Poem Name Club Icons are now available at na_icons

notapipe @ May 23 2003, 03:42:47 UTC \m/

Finally, we have Squee!Poetry.

Second best line: just overreacting to almost be a theory.. -- Because that is such an nraged thing to do.

Of course, now I have a poem all to myself as well. With two references. Which means I am now cooler than you.

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notapipe @ May 23 2003, 04:01:53 UTC Re: \m/

Just so long as we're clear that this is the case. Forever. And ever. And possibly even after that.

notapipe @ May 23 2003, 04:01:01 UTC New Stolen Poetry

This lifted from the homestarrunner.net (it's dot com!) Strong Libs:

I squee in the dark. Where am I? Where is my
subtext? Slashy. Phantoms make comments in the night.
I am alone. I float like erniemacmillan.

This is rap or something, from also from the Strong Libs:
HARD LIKE NOCTURNE_ALLEY.
I SQUEE DOWN ON THE WORLD BELOW.
ALL WILL WIBBLE AT MY "GOLF CLUB".
BEHOLD MY SLASHY JUST_HARRY.
I AM STRONG MAD. I AM POTTERSTINKS.

greenapricot @ May 23 2003, 04:31:32 UTC Re: New Stolen Poetry

I AM STRONG MAD. I AM POTTERSTINKS.
So true. So true.

And that first one is so perfectly funny. *giggles*

neveth @ May 23 2003, 06:06:40 UTC

Poem-ing this thread a couple of times:
nraged thing to na_icons.
Pretty please? Reply to na_icons. Pretty
please?
Reply to be a
My bad hiakus below.
ALL WILL WIBBLE
AT na_icons Pretty cool : Reply to
this is mysubtext? Slashy. Phantoms
make comments
in six
hours, and glance down
ON the insane and
talked.

nraged thread
luxuryrevenge 17:25:32 Confused??? sistermagpie, 17:
23:58 link Whoa! I SQUEE reply to
this Parent New Stolen Poetry notapipe 17:
25:32 Confused??? sistermagpie, 14:56:47 nancyrose 02:
08:00 NrAged thread Anonymous 02:
Re: m/ luxuryrevenge 17:23:58 link
That temporality is so perfectly
funny. *giggles*
Reply to this lifted from the
insane obsessive crack of nraged.
very maturely...for
a poem! Cooler than you.were already cooler than
you.

The last bit of the second poem rocks. Yup.

notapipe @ May 23 2003, 12:19:33 UTC

Anything that talks about the insane obsessive crack of nraged. can't be bad.

sistermagpie @ May 23 2003, 06:26:58 UTC

Woo-hoo! Joins snooty poem icon club immediately!

Runs for icon.

This is brilliant--though I think I love the haikus best. The Roads to Boston are long and twisting. Refresh often.:-)

Anonymous @ May 23 2003, 07:07:24 UTC brilliant!

stuck the recent potterstinks thread in the poem generator


potterstinks wrote,@ 20030522 16:09 link Well then,
we had imagined
in here.
that my faces
ha ha ha.
ha. ha ha ha
Reply to save them,
did this on purpose.Speaking of
figured it out by stating, for
Potter.


mightly amusing... =D
I do like how it ends I do - weirdly fascinating...

black_dog @ May 23 2003, 09:36:50 UTC

OK. I am a dork, and cannot resist. But I kind of liked this:

potterstinks 13:43 link Why was featured
there Baby
steps, like orange and
rusts, when I
suppose it be far
better in comparison But I alone
sail, as plaid trousers?that their latitude.
Hats
are more stuffy, and
wrap my journal in clothing in bright red
is not
mean it was the
first set along this problem.
Certainly I was a large lump of
ten to look hopelessly stuffy but the
whitest white on my dress shirt, but
you as
you do let me sleeping draught.
You look a general rule. I
feel an accent your to care
one look forward to
this problem.

blue_lightning @ May 23 2003, 10:42:27 UTC um...

mouse poised on reload
since potterstinks wants the snitch
just_harry will come

~~~

and the clock's just passed two
still I wait and shake my head
there will be an apocalypse
rising on nraged
ere I go to bed

~~~

narcissa was waiting for far too long
just outside the chambers draco isn't using
someone should have told her
he's too busy playing czar
for an empire of desperados
(when he's not making paper dolls)
and it's a shame harry didn't go to greece
but I'm sure his burgers were tasty
too bad they went to waste
like all the staples and clips
arthur has accosted as of late
what fun the weasleys would be
if they weren't still agonizing
about a silly little prank
that didn't even give us the one little hint
we were all waiting, breathless, for
the ravenclaws have captured the library
(first the books, then the school!)
and still the house elves
have time to wreak havoc
though they're not the only ones
spreading "terror" throughout the school
the day terry gives millie the boot
is the day cho puts her flute to use
and ginny's ever so pleased
you can't spell neville without evil
but how would snape know,
since he can't even bring himself
to spell LilyTwo just right
or maybe he's just afraid
because he knows big black dogs might bite
hard
I miss looshie
don't you?

~~~

<_< all right. I'm sure that's more than enough from me.

nightflight @ May 23 2003, 11:10:51 UTC oh, the angst, it kills.

nraged Draco and wondering if that
were true.: Reply to this
Anonymous 06:01 link like he not
sleep posted that Draco alone. Presumably
Draco,alone. Presumably Draco,alone.
Presumably Draco,abandoned, then threw their
tower To this Parent hezzabeth
01:link like to this Anonymous
23:07 link He and
stomped back to point
bits of those comments.

[from here]

hobaggins @ May 23 2003, 11:41:43 UTC

nraged Okay, Joint Hello! and
is What?
you said something that been over on me.
just overreacting to have a private
owl?I think
I give a theory.. moojja
16:01 57:no
subject black_dog, 18:03:00 59
29 58 no
subject Anonymous , 15:27:17
22:48 18 32 Re: Confused??? hezzabeth,
17:05:59:link *rolls* Priceless.
Definitely insecure about meeting. been spending
his father and is a
Waaah! Harry says Draco
WAH! You have been
spending his bed.


*glomps nraged community*

anjaliesque @ May 23 2003, 12:02:28 UTC

This thing is oddly captivating. *addicted*

I really like this generated poem, from Molly's tearjerker of an entry. Sort of a wistful quality to it.

Post here if I could be nice to leave and then
as a little gentleman, and he
always has
these fleeting interests,
Percy, and we
got married and
get girls and that just
wanted to be a living, or
any of them and
Bill came running
outside like Harry but I know
I just thought once
and what life
being there
anything
else, I know
what life if never really
know I just . me? and
Arthur so much of
her too much you want to
me to
go back to
be in your arms. It would be nice to
ask, we forgot all those fancy styles
that Charlie and they leave them left
for a boy but I
know
is there was supposed to Harry
have a boy
and one of course true, that we got
his position
in all just perfect. I get
awya from Anonymous and
he was what you have
had to mothers. And
I kept diaries when they start Hogwarts I had the
name
was a little girl.

non_inferno @ May 23 2003, 20:42:31 UTC Acrostic poetry takes talent.

Draco, upon finding out that his mother has bought Harry a paid account:

Definitely jealous
Really jealous
Always jealous
Curiously jealous
Oh so jealous

Also, I call this one 'Draco, Enraged':

Definitely enraged
Really enraged
Always enraged
Curiously enraged
Oh so enraged

And, for NrAged:

Nraged
Rabidly nraged
Again and again, nraged
Gee, so nraged
Every day: nraged
Dude, we are totally nraged

notapipe @ May 23 2003, 21:37:20 UTC Re: Acrostic poetry takes talent.

So what exactly do you mean by "talent", then?

non_inferno @ May 25 2003, 17:39:57 UTC Re: Acrostic poetry takes talent.

Talent:

Not able to recognize talent
Oh yeah, unable to recognize talent
Today, as usual, unable to recognize talent
Always unable to recognize talent
Please, learn how to recognize talent
Is not good at recognizing talent
Pretty bad at recognizing talent
Every day, unable to recognize talent

notapipe @ May 25 2003, 19:14:22 UTC Re: Acrostic poetry takes talent.

I'm merely being a philosopher. We like to know what you mean by your words before we say you're wrong.

Talent has nothing to do with Acrostic Poetry
Acrostic Poetry has nothing to do with Talent
Let's not kid ourselves, since Acrostic Poetry sucks
Everyone and their dog can do acrostic poetry like yours
Not exactly talent, then is it?
Talent is to be found only in other forms of poetry

notapipe @ May 23 2003, 21:33:04 UTC More stolen poetry

The Thread (liberated from Shel Silverstein):

Would you like to hear
Of the terrible night
When I squeefully posted the
No?
All right.